Teen Titans Go!

Blackfire?

Hey, little sister.

Cover my flank.

Of course!

What are you doing here?

I came to see you, sweetie.

But you never visit.

I thought you did not like me.

Oh, honey! Where did you get that idea?

You never answer my calls.

Got a new number.

When I was five you stole my favorite dolly.

Just so I could have something that reminded me of you.

So you really came back here just for me?

There is no other reason?

I just had to see my baby sister.

Ooh! Then we can begin the closeness.

Okay, enough hugging.

Wonderful friends,

look who has paid us a surprise visit!

I love surprise visits!

Hey, everybody.

Except for that one.

- Her. - Ugh. Bah!

Yes, the Her herself.

Hi Robin, you miss me?

Uh, no. Because you are evil.

And I'm only attracted to niceness and sweetness,

and innocent things, like a puppy with ears too big for his head.

Star, can I talk to you a minute?

Oh!

Can you believe Blackfire has come to see me?

Is that not wonderful?

Every time you let her into your life she crushes you.

But I do not think this time...

No!

She is one of the most wanted criminals in the galaxy, Star.

Mmm-hmm. Girl, that girl is bad girl news, girl.

She's up to something.

And ugh... Blah!

Stop it!

All I have ever wished for is to have this sister relationship.

And Blackfire knows

if she lets me down again it will break my heart.

And darkness will ooze from it,

contaminating the river of my soul.

Then filled with the poison

I will rain death and destruction

upon all the creatures of the universe!

Starting with...

Hey, Sis. Let's dye your hair so we can be twinsies.

Ooh, I always wanted to be the twinsies.

Sister fun time!

You look great, sweetie.

But it's really missing something.

What is it that is missing?

I know.

Oh, that's such a great color for you.

There is something of meaning I wish to relate to you.

I have dreamed of us...

Shh. Can it wait?

That's Blackfire, the one you're looking for.

Bye-bye, sweetie.

Blackfire!

Hey, Robin.

Anyone ever tell you you have a nice butt?

Save it, you shameless harpy.

I don't know why Star puts up with you.

Wait, where is she? What did you do to her?

Titans, dig up the yard!

Argh!

Oh, calm down, Mr. Butt.

She's fine. She's just in jail serving out my sentence.

This is why you showed up in the first place.

- Unbelievable! - She trusted you.

Dibs on Star's room!

She's got the best room, end of the day.

How could you do this to her?

Oh, cut me some slack, Mr. Butt.

No one ever taught me how to be a good sister.

Then get yourself a backpack and a spiral notebook.

And a number two pencil and a pen and a math book

and a protractor and a scientific calculator,

with a juice box and some healthy snacks,

and an apple for your teacher.

- 'Cause we're gonna take you to school. -

Sister school yo.

Now listen so I can teach you how to listen.

Huh, whatever.

The keys to active listening

are eye-contact, and hand-holding.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Go on, Beast Boy. I'm listening.

My problem is I'm just too sweet and funny.

And girls just take advantage.

I hear your pain.

You have to talk it out before you can walk it out.

Now you try.

Go on, Beast Boy.

I'm listening.

Sometimes I think I'll never find love.

Shut up and be a man!

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