Busting

Doctor Bickman would like to see me in two weeks.

Certainly, Mrs. Rosen. Two weeks, two weeks... uhhh.....

Tuesday the 23rd at 3:30. Would that be alright?

Tuesday, yeah, that'll be alright.

I feel terrible.

Thank you, Mrs. Rosen.

Doctor Bickman will see you now.

- Hello, Jackie. - Hello, Dr. Bickman.

I'll be right with you.

Oh thanks.

Ah, that's a very pretty dress you're wearing.

- Thank you. - Very becoming.

- Here we are. - Thank you.

You're in uh, the best health.

I know, thank you.

You have very beautiful skin.

You really ought to be complimented on the way that...

you've taken care of your skin.

Thank you.

Do you have an appointment?

No.

Well, well, I'm sorry. Doctor Bickman's schedule is rather full.

That's OK. You see, I had a filling here

It fell out, you know?

Would you like to make an appointment?

- No. - Doctor Bickman is with a patient.

It's OK. Thank you.

Hey, how you doing?

Who are you and what are you doing here?

I'm Mr. Keneely and this here is Mr. Farrel.

- How are you? - What's wrong with you?

you coming in barging in here like this?

We'd like to talk to you for a minute.

Don't you see I have a patient?

How you doing? Stick of gum?

We'd like to talk to you about a girl named Jackie.

Oh, Jackie's liable to get you written up in all the dental journals.

There is another office where we can talk.

It's right this way. Um...

I'll be right back, Mrs. Storch.

She might even get your face in the cover.

Take it easy, Mrs. Storch.

Really do it in the chair?

I do not know what you're talking about.

Good doctor, please, now wait a minute.

Before we bullshit each other into the middle of next week...

there's a couple things you gotta know.

First of all, we know who she is.

Jackie? We know why she comes here every Tuesday

and we know what she does when she is here.

- In the chair. - Oh, no, no, no.

How would you know anything about her or me for that matter?

We've had a tap on her phone for over a month.

Honest.

That's illegal.

I knew we shouldn't have done it.

You got a waste basket I can throw this in?

Yes there's one right over there.

- Doctor? - Yeah.

Listen, we really don't want to make any trouble for you. Really.

All we want to do is get the girl.

Personally, I don't blame you because she's a knock out.

I'm in love with her, but we do have nail her.

I think I don't think I want to answer any of your questions.

Well, look, I'm going to make a date with her.

I'm going to tell her I'm a friend of yours.

You're no friend of mine.

Well, I certainly would like to be.

Anyway, she's going to be calling you up to check me out.

Like any smart hooker would, right?

And you're going to tell her everything's cool, got it?

I am not going to do any such thing.

Listen, do you have a warrant?

- You gotta warrant? - I don't have a warrant.

- Do you have a warrant? - No. We don't got a warrant.

Then I think you better get outta here.

Well, we can't do that.

We don't have enough evidence if we leave now for a conviction.

It would be embarrassing if we went

in front of the grand jury without any evidence.

Embarrassing for me, for him,

embarrassing for you, doctor.

Pictures, television, Walter Cronkite.

Okay, get out of here.

- No. - Wait a minute.

- I think Dr. Bickman is right. - Huh?

I think we oughta leave and perhaps discuss it...

some other time... a more comfortable place.

Oh I think you're quite right.

- Thank you. - You're quite welcome.

Where would we feel more comfortable?

Oh I Don't know.

Maybe at the doctor's home...

with the doctor's wife and children.

Beautiful idea. The man's got class.

Wait Wait.

Alright. Alright.

I think you men are despicable.

Oh, and you're a Cub Scout, right?

What time you got?

Quarter to six.

Okay, I'll open the door at five to.

You got it.

Nah, make it six o'clock. She's sorta cute.

Terrific.

Have a wonderful time.

I'm gonna sit right down here and protect this very dangerous work.

How about if I come back tomorrow morning?

Hello there.

Hey, how you doin'?

Hi. Are you Mike?

Uh huh.

- Come on in. - Okay.

Would you uh, like a drink?

Oh, no thanks.

It's quite a place you got here.

Thank you.

Where do you know Dr. Bickman from?

Leo?

Oh, we were in the army together.

- Oh. Where are you from? - Chicago.

Oh, Chicago is a nice city.

Yes, if you can stand the weather.

Where in Chicago?

What do you mean, "Where in Chicago?" Chicago.

There is the North Side, the South Side.

- The Near North. - The North Side.

Oh. Do you know where Division Street is?

What are you asking me all these questions for?

Because I think you're a vice cop.

Vice cops? What is it? Is there a cop around here? Listen, I don't want any trouble.

- Take it easy. - I'll come back another time.

-There are no police here. -If I thought there were police...

- Listen, I knew I shouldn't have come here. - Look I told you... don't worry.

- You don't have to worry. - I'm a respected man.

- No, it's alright. - Maybe I'll come back some other time.

- I don't want... - Look, don't worry.

Now, what do you want?

What I want?

Well, you said 100 bucks.

Well, 100 is for a standard job.

If you want something a little bit more...

special... then that will cost a little bit more.

Oh yeah? How much?

That all depends on what you want.

What, you got a catalogue?

This time I'll take the standard job... this time.

Do you want me to take your clothes off?

No, no, I could uh... handle that myself.

Oh.

Is anything the matter?

Oh no, nothing's the matter.

Yeah... no?

I don't know how to tell you this, you're under arrest.

Oh shit. Are you kidding me?

No. I wish I was.

It's after six. Everything OK?

Do you know where Division Street is?

Division Street is in Chicago.

Oh yeah, what part of Chicago?

What the hell do I know? Is everything OK?

Yeah, everything's OK.

I was just asking a couple of questions.

Jackie, Farrell. Farrell, Jackie.

How ya do?

Just fine thank you. I think your partner is a prick.

So do I.

You better get dressed.

Oh, where's your trick book, honey?

I do not know what you're talking about.

She doesn't know what we're talking about.

I'll find the trick book.

It ain't there anyplace.

It ain't there.

Oh.

Just what the hell do you think you're doing?

Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

It's in the cushion on the sofa.

Right.

I knew you'd find it.

Well, let's get going, huh.

I have another appointment at nine.

That little trick kept

everyone's rating in her book.

Very efficient. How did the dentist do?

"Stinkaroo. Tapioca time."

I don't have it here. What time did we bust her?

- You said it was after six. - Okay.

She's got lollapaloozas here, let me tell you.

Yeah, who you got?

Gelbart. That guy from the DA's office.

Yeah? How did he...

250 dollars. That's how he did.

- Man, she was a robber. - Overcharged. Overloaded.

He should have called a cop.

You bet he should have called a cop.

It says his specialty was getting dressed in her underclothes.

For 250 dollars he can wear my underwear.

Boy, I didn't write down nothin'.

What time did we start surveillance?