Hollywood Darlings

Tamera, it's so good to see you.

I feel like I just went back into time.

You guys look great.

- Thank you. - How are the kids?

'Cause you've got two now. Just like me.

Yes, it's an adjustment.

Aden's in preschool right now.

- It's crazy, right? - It's crazy.

He brings lots of artwork home.

- It's great. - I was just talking about that.

I... I'm doing this garage cleanout,

and I found, like, five boxes of my kids' art.

- Yeah. - You know, I...

I don't want to keep all of it,

'cause some of it's kind... kind of (bleep).

I just don't want to throw it in a box

- and I don't know what to do. - No, no, no, you can't do that.

- No. - I mean, there's so many...

I am very organized.

You know what I do with my kids' art?

We have a bathroom where

I literally just have a wall of his artwork,

so every single time Aden pees...

he's such a great pee-er, by the way...

he actually just... he gets to look at his artwork.

The boy can just stand there like a hero and just, like...

psssss...

It's amazing.

Isn't organizing just, like, your zen moment?

Yes. You know what I love?

I love labeling the bins, that little labeling machine.

The p-touch is my jam.

I mean, I can't even tell you.

Don't you just love the colors that it comes in?

There's so many different, and you have different fonts.

And then you can organize each bin.

You can say, like, "wood toys."

You can say, like, "plastic toys."

You can say, like, "dirty toys."

God, who would have an all-white nursery?

They should make nurseries, like, poop color,

- and then we just, like, blend. - Okay, got it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, oop, there went that.

Well, okay. I got it.

Whoa, yep, got it.

There we go. Okay.

Oh.

Ow.

Where is that going?

That is going in the back of your minivan back to Costco.

Uh, okay.

Jodie, I think we have to have the talk.

It is time...

for you...

to get your own minivan.

No. No, no, no.

That's like... that's... that's admitting defeat.

- Yeah. - No, listen.

Getting a minivan is like losing your virginity, you know?

It hurts for a minute, but then, afterwards,

you just think of all the stuff you can fit in it.

I don't want a minivan that I can fit a lot of stuff in.

I want a nice, tight, small sports car.

Things change when you have a kid.

You just have to get used to it.

Like, your boobs are no longer you own.

You have hummus in your hair 80% of the week.

You love your kids, and you just give them everything,

but then, like, you start realizing that, like,

"I need to keep some things for myself."

- But we love 'em. - Oh, so much.

- So much. - Those sweet little faces.

- The best things ever. - Yeah, absolutely.

- Best things we ever did. - Absolutely.

But they'll suck you dry if you let 'em.

How am I gonna... How am I gonna listen to, like,

inappropriate gangster rap in a minivan?

You just roll up the windows.

You can listen to whatever you want.

your minivan, unless I'm borrowing it,

in which case, it's incredibly handy.

But I don't want one of my own.

How about this?

I have done so much research.

We will go to the car dealership.

We will just try it out.

All right, fine, but know

that this is my worst nightmare.

Well, I would love to stay and chat, ladies,

but I actually have to get to my new yoga class.

- Oh. - Yes, I'm very excited.

This place is super-exclusive.

It takes, like, nine months to get into.

They have, like, oxygen pumped in from the Himalayas.

There's a vaginal steamer in the locker room.

So Gwyneth.

Do you share that with other people?

All right, you know what?

You're not gonna ruin my vibe, okay?

Namaste.

I hate yoga.

Nice, that opens our heart chakra a little bit.

Just put your palms up on your thighs

and let the energy come in,

'cause I know that we all live in LA,

and it is all about superficiality

and everything external.

But not this class.

We're gonna make it internal.

I'm gonna get to know each and every one of your insides.

So I'd like everybody to stand up on their feet, please.

Everybody inhale,

arms up in the air, and exhale.

Hands through your heart.

And this time, we're gonna take them up.

And let's do a baby back bend.

Just wake up your back.

Good morning, back.

Okay, and then takes your hands through your heart

and then all the way down to your mat.

Yeah, loosen up those calves.

Walk it out.

And then walk your hands up towards your palms.

And we're gonna do a little rag doll.

Hang there.

Let the tension come out of your lower back.

Now I'd like you to take your left foot

and place it in between your palms.

And we're gonna cartwheel our arms up in the Warrior II.

Oooh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, ready, upward-facing dog.

Okay, and now downward-facing dog.

So I like to think of yoga as a good place

to work through life difficulties.

I know sometimes there are distractions,

and what you can do is just focus on your breath.

The inhale and the exhale.

- Ahh. - That's good.

Okay, check this out.

Such a cool feature. Ready?

Whoo... Magic.

Now, how's that for amazing?

It just automatically opens.

And lookit, how spacious.

It's, like, twice the size of a hearse.

You could just throw my dead body in there now.

They even have stow-and-go.

And they have a premium sound system.

Ba-ba-ba-bop.

That's amazing. So cool.

Your car doesn't do that.

No, but my car goes over 75.

Ladies, ladies, hi, my name's Rick.

- Hi, Rick. - Welcome. Welcome.

Hi.

I see you checking out the minivan.

Why don't we head over to my desk, and I can answer

any questions that you have?

- All right. - All right, come on over.

All right. See, I got my research.

- We're ready. We're ready. - Here we go.

Okay.

Okay, well, let's talk about the minivan.

- Yes. - First of all,

it is such a great deal, right, what we have right now. It's...

Yeah, here, let's talk about that deal.

I have some notes here. Just... don't mind me.

- Oh, okay. - I'm just gonna... yeah.

We are not paying sticker price.

We're only willing to accept 1,000 over invoice.

- 1,000... - So you can just write

- that down. - Okay.

Also, we're also aware of dealer security.

- Yeah. - We should take that off.

That's an extra add-on that's just totally not necessary.

And you know what? She's got great credit.

So we're gonna do the 2.5.

- Oh, 2.5, yeah, sure. - Yeah, so that's...

Like, we're not gonna do anything other than that.

- Sure. - We're also aware of that $750

- rebate, so get that in there. - 750.

Yes, and, you know, we don't need the extended warranty.

No.

We don't want any dealer extras.

- Sure, sure. - I mean, that's it for now.

I... to make sure that I got everything, but, like...

Oh, my god. You are so prepared.

You should be thankful you have a friend like this.

- I'm gonna go get the keys, okay? - Perfect.

- Sit tight. - Great, thank you.

I'll be right back.

This is amazing.

We're gonna get the deal that we want.

Yeah, but it's on a minivan.

I want something fun and young and... I just...

I feel like I'm letting go of my youth,

of my fun, of my vibrancy.