Little Fockers

Sweetheart, remember that you're doing pickup today

and you need to call the face painter for the party.

Oh, and Henry needs more Lactaid.

All right. Got it.

Pick up the kids, call the face painter, get Lactaid. I got it.

Also, I'm gonna drop by the new house

and see how the work's coming.

Oh, okay, awesome.

Can you make sure that you measure

the backyard for the bouncy castle?

We're gonna have a bouncy castle at our birthday party?

Do you want a bouncy castle? Yeah.

Then, yes, we'll have the best bouncy castle in the whole world!

Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle...

And an Ultimate Fighting Octagon?

Uh... I don't know about that.

But, hey, you talked to me!

I was talking to Mommy.

Okay, but just now, you talked to me by saying that.

Why does she have such a problem?

It's just a phase. Don't push it.

Hey, sweetheart, it hurts Daddy's feelings

when you give him the silent treatment.

I'm ready for school, I'm ready for school! Pick me up, pick me up!

All right. Hey, Henry,

you know you can't bring Arthur to school.

But he's my best friend.

Honey, he's your best lizard friend.

You've got lots of non-lizard friends.

Not really.

Really?

Nope.

Oh. All right, have a good day. I love you.

You're kidding me!

You can't take that to school, monkey. Go put that in your room.

Sam, I will see you. I love you.

Sam. Hey.

What? Yeah, oh, golly, okay. See you.

Thanks. Love you.

There he is!

Hey, Randy. How you doing?

Gregory Focker!

How's it going?

Wonderful to see you. Great to see you.

Listen, I just came by to check out the backyard and measure

'cause we want to do a bouncy castle for the kids' birthday party.

Aw.

That's terrific, Gregory.

Okay, you're about five minutes late.

Yeah, I know.

A Miss Denslow from the administrative board called.

She wants to get a list of the budget cuts.

You have a meeting in 20 minutes with John Raider

and some drug rep from Pfosten Pharmaceuticals

is waiting in your office. Andi something.

There's a drug rep in there?

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, look, in three minutes,

pop your head in and tell me I have to go to my next meeting.

Okay. All right?

Sorry, I got to make this really quick. I got a very busy morning.

I understand, Nurse Focker. I'm Andi Garcia.

Oh, hi.

You have a lot less stubble in person.

I'm... There's an actor named Andy Garcia.

Who?

Widow's peak. Sort of tough guy.

I was just kidding. Of course, I know who Andy Garcia is.

I get that all the time.

Yeah. You must get it all the time

'cause you're named Andi Garcia.

I loved the article you wrote in the AMA Journal,

"Putting Patients First."

You read that? I loved it.

It was so cool getting a nurse's perspective on the health care crisis.

Yeah, that was the idea.

I actually started out as a nurse, myself.

Really? Oh, well, nowadays, I do less nursing and more...

Annoying meetings with drug reps you'd rather not deal with?

Hey, Greg, it's time for your next meeting.

That's okay, I'm fine, Kristen. Thank you.

Yeah, but he doesn't like to wait.

You know how he is, you know.

Well, it's John Raider?

Yeah, he's really picky...

He always runs late. Always runs late. Thanks.

You're swamped. No, I'm good. You want to have a seat?

Yeah. Okay.

I'll make this quick.

So we are launching a killer new product at Pfosten

and, while we usually hire doctors to lead our presentations,

I have a feeling about you.

I think you have the potential to be a medical superstar.

And you'd be perfect to represent our new drug, Sustengo.

Ah. Sustengo. All right. It's an erectile dysfunction medicine.

It's not just any erectile dysfunction medicine.

It's the first ED pill on the market safe for heart patients.

Because, in addition to increasing the penile blood flow...

See that penis?

It acts as a beta blocker

to keep the heart rate down during intercourse.

I mean, how dope is that?

That's pretty dope.

Nurse Focker needed in room 220 B, stat.

I'm sorry, hang on one second.

Nurse Focker, room 220 B.

Will you get out of my ass?

If you would stop squirming around...

But you don't know what you're doing.

It could have been over, sir. Hey, hey, hey,

how you doing there, Mr. Androvsky? Everything okay?

Well, this nurse is a barbarian.

Okay, I'm not a barbarian.

He keeps clenching and I can't make an insertion.

Louis, it's...

It's a natural response to protect that cavity.

You're right, it is a natural response.

I would protect my cavity, too.

And we just got to do it a little bit gentler.

May I suggest something?

Sir, why don't you extend your left leg

and put your right knee right up to your chest.

It'll help relax things down there.

She's right.

You just do that and you just grab the side of the bed there, like that,

and exhale... There you go.

Nurse, did you sufficiently lubricate the nozzle?

I did do that. Great.

Good, good, okay. You got this?

Yep.

All right. Take a nice deep breath.

And focus on relaxing your anus.

Right. That's right. You just want to let it dilate,

sort of like a flower opening up.

Blossoming lotus.

Sort of like a desert cactus.

Maturing.

It's okay.

Just a little, friendly visitor just saying hello.

All right, I'm just gonna stick it in a little further.

Oh!

Good smooth insertion.

Thank you.

I'm gonna release the clamp. And let it flow.

Better.

How's that?

That was great.

Nice technique.

That was so fun.

Yeah, yeah.

I was thinking about it and, honestly,

I just don't have time to moonlight pitching a drug right now.

Shot down.

No, it's not you. It's just...

No, I get it, you know.

Running nursing in med-surge is a big job.

Yeah, yeah, so big,

I'm making less than I did when I was in the ER.

Look, we are sponsoring a convention at the Hilton.

Mmm-hmm.

You can make tons of dough for, like, one speech.

Think about it.

Okay. I will, I'll think about it. Okay.

Knuckles?

Knuckles.

That was bad-ass, by the way.

Yeah. Literally.

Dr. Bob.

Scumbag.

Jack, my taxi's here.

Oh, honey, I just got off with Deb.

They are officially separated.

Dr. Bob finished moving out.

That lowlife.

Yeah. You can say that again.

You sure you don't want me to come with you?

No, you know, I think Deb needs

a little mother-daughter time, honey.

All right?

Having an affair with a nurse.

I can't believe I didn't see the warning signs.

He was very discreet.

She didn't even know until she saw those text messages.

Whatever you call them.

Yeah, but I'm trained to detect that sort of behavior, honey,

and the truth is I was so busy putting Focker through the wringer,

Dr. Bob slipped right under my radar.

Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

Well, I'll never let that happen again.

Are you having one of your little heart palpies again, Jack?

My muscles are a little tight!

Yeah, yeah. From stress.

I can see that. Okay, will you just, please, just relax, okay?

Everything is gonna be all right. Honest.

Oh, I got to go. Okay.

I'm gonna miss you.

Hey, Mom.

Hello, my precious prince, how are you, darling?

Good. How's the TV show going?

Oh, great. You know what this week's episode is about?