True Blood

Oh, shit, she's following me.

Oh, shit, shit. What the fuck are you? Go away. So afraid.

You everhear any vampire thoughts?

Hoyt? Hoyt Fortenberry?

Jessica.

How dare you lock the door on me in my own house.

Well...

I can't stop thinking about you.

You want to watch TV together long-distance?

Well, we could do both.

This time they're on the planet Astoria, and sea leopards are just pitching a fit.

Brazilian wax.

Feels like that bitch ripped out my female organs.

Get a vamp to pay for laser. Somebody, bite me.

Concentrate. You can shut it out.

Concentrate so hard your hair hurts. Everything goes quiet. Concentrate...

Why the hell are y'all putting me through this crap?

- I'm in the middle of something right now. - I know, I can see that.

You can't come in here when I'm in front of my people.

Well I wanna talk to you about it right now.

I'm going to show you something that very few people have seen.

We take them all out at once. Pre-emptive strike.

Go on.

I'm finished.

Go on.

No.

Eric...

...you saved our lives a hundred times.

We won't leave you to be eaten by wolves.

We'll wait for the end by your side.

We'll give you a hero's farewell.

The gods wait for you in Valhalla.

There will be a party with meat...