The Snow Queen 3: Fire and Ice

Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Aaah!

Here's the safe.

Open the safe, amigo, or else.

Lo siento. I don't even know the combination.

Give the signal.

Starboard to signal.

Fire!

How do you like my opener?

Huh?

Who the heck are you? Hello and good-bye.

They call me El Rollan.

I'm a legend in these parts.

I'll teach you to rob innocent people.

We know how to do that already.

You would look much more fearsome

if you had a gun or a sword in your hand.

Surrender immediately, or I'll smite you with my...

Eh... uh... with this.

- He's gonna smite us with his fish. -

- Look at Rollan the legend. - Rollan the loser.

Okay, I'll smite you with my tuna.

¡Ándale!

¡Olé!

Huh?

Nice dancing.

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You remind me of myself when I was young.

I also dreamed of being a legend.

So someone gave me this book and said, "Read it and go."

Here. I pass it on to you now.

If you want to become a legend someday, read it and go.

Huh?

Hmm.

Looks to me like the girls are crazy about you.

No, they're just plain crazy. I have nothing to do with it.

- I love you, Dad. - Look!

Why do they envy us? We're orphans who are forced to travel around like gypsies.

To them, we're legends. We defeated the Snow Queen and saved the world.

Legends? Really?

Somehow I feel more like a circus sideshow act, like a singing donkey.

The students are just arriving now.

- We'll bring you out in about five minutes. -

At least with these kids, there's someone out there who needs us.

No one will ever replace our parents, Gerda.

Here. I wanted to give you this.

- It's a drawing I made for you. - Wow. Kai.

You drew this?

Thank you. It's beautiful.

It's amazing.

But you were so little the last time you saw them.

How did you remember what they looked like?

Sometimes I see them in my dreams.

Oh, Kai, thank you.

We have very special guests here today, children.

Here they are, the famous defeaters of the Snow Queen,

the sibling legends, Gerda and Kai.

And that's how we defeated the Snow Queen.

Our parents would be proud of us now.

Kids, you have five minutes to talk with our honored guests.

- Whoo-hoo! -

I'm afraid you're squeezing in a little too tight.

Please, give us some space.

I want an autograph too!

So adorable.

Go, go, go!

I got a lock of his hair!

Wait! Stop!

You forgot your payment.

Here you are.

You gave such a great performance.

Looks like we'll go without dinner tonight.

Remember, they can't destroy our memories.

And this. Let me fix it.

Tough luck.

Okay, what's next?

Tomorrow we're speaking at another grade school in the countryside,

and after that...

Let me see that.

- Kai! - Scrambling around from town to town for peanuts.

This wouldn't be happening to us if our parents were around, you can be sure of that.

But we don't have parents anymore.

What else would we do? Where would we go?

I've already thought everything through.

We'll stay with Orm for a while.

He'll be happy to have us over,

and the other trolls don't really care who we are.

No one will ever play nasty tricks on us or tear us apart for souvenirs.

- Stay with Orm? - Yeah.

We'll stay with him and then decide what to do next.

I guess it could work.

But if you didn't like the way we lived, why didn't you say so before?

I tried. You just didn't listen.

Oh, Kai, I...

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Hey!

Looks like we're walking to Orm's.

Hmm. Hmph.

Cheer up. Just think of the cool life we'll have there.

And a cool place to stay.

And no more Snow Queen stories.

Promise me?

I promise.

No one will know who we really are, so let's keep it that way.

I think we even need to change our names.

Change our names? Why?

We need simple and unassuming names.

How about Hansel and Gretel?

We're regular kids, not some legends.

Or even better, how about pirate names?

You can be Cutthroat Carl and I'll be...

Pirates.

Kai, what on earth are you doing?

Sometimes Alfida goes out skiing in this area.

She knows my signal. With any luck she'll see us.

Alfida, the pirate girl?

Kai!

So this is what you meant by skiing?

Amazing.

Looks like you lubbers could use a lift. Climb aboard.

What are you doing here? Did you finally decide to become pirates?

No way.

Will you take us to Orm's?

Sure. I'm all free now. I'm on my holiday.

- Huh? -

- I'll get you! -

Huh?

- Yay! -

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- Orm doesn't feel bored here. - Luta!

Hi, Orm!

Kai! Gerda! Alfida! My old friends.

Oh!

Load the cannons and fire!

Nice place you've got here.

By thunder, this is a right awesome cabin.

Yeah, well, Grandma became a queen,

and now I have some relatives I didn't know about before.

I'm off to the mountainside. I want to paint the landscape in the moonlight.

Buenas tardes.

Hey, didn't anyone teach you to knock first?

Sorry, Orm, but you've promised to tell one more legend.

Sure. Come on in.

Meet Gerda, Alfida, and Kai.

Hmm!

Guys, this is Rollan.

Hola, amigos.

Hi.

So you're from Spain?

How did you end up here?

This pirate lady gave me a book that opened my eyes and changed my life.

I'm fascinated by legends, so I came here to the land of the legends.

Everyone knows that trolls are famous for them.

Pirate lady? Oh!

That was my mom.

She told me all about you, the legend fanatic.

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The pirates still laugh about it.

I believe the old saying... where there's smoke, there's fire.

Legends do exist. They're all around us.

Gerda and Kai are such beautiful names.

Straight from the legend Orm once told me.

Actually, our names are very common where we come from.

Orm told you?

How interesting.

What legend is that? Tell us.

Fine, then.

Listen to my personal favorite, which is about Gerda,

who saved all the trolls from the Snow Queen.

Luta!

Remember a couple of years ago we had a very long winter and nobody knew why?

Someone blamed a global cold snap.

Someone else a conspiracy of sled and ski sellers.

But indeed that was the doing of the mighty Snow Queen.

No way! Really?

Sí, mi amigo.

And we would all have been frozen

if it were not for the two heroes, Gerda and Kai.

- Wow. - So here's how the story goes.

Then Gerda leaped to the Snow Queen and yelled,

"Abracadabra!"

Then Gerda grabs the Snow Queen by the collar,

really lets her have it.

- Ha! - Uh... uh...

And the Snow Queen is like, "Oh, little Gerda, please don't kill me."

And Gerda says, "You kidnapped my brother. You froze my parents.

I'll destroy you."

And she beat her with magic, magic, more magic.

- Huh? -

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