My Own Swordsman (武林外傳)

Move the mountains, overturn the...

Sea

The murderer

Get out - get out

move the mountains - calm down

close the door

He's dead?

Just prepare for his death

fu...

Hold on

fu...

Get away

Excuse me, excuse me

cop Lee cop Lee - a beauty

What happen, my senior fellow?

Our guest didn't wanna pay 'cause his order took too long a time

little guo didn't agree on that, so things happened

this is fate

you have to pay for this

Guo furong

you have the right to keep silent

but what you've said will be presented in the court

you can hire a lawyer

- if you don't, the court will send you one - Wu shuang... listen to me

go

Wushuang

- xiu cai... - Wushuang...

Don't let her go

xiu cai

xiu cai - fu

enough - fu

fu

Help me, boss

just go and no worry, heroine guo, I'll help you to take care of xiu cai

after you died, you have to bless me...

To get rich, amen

tong xiangyu, I won't let you go after I died

stop her, fu

fu

Let's go - fu

dear fu... fu

you don't need to pay for your meal this time

And you can live here for 3 days, for free

luxurious suite, free meals and accommodation, with a midnight supper

my lord

my chest pains

I'll cover your medical fee

get up, don't pretend like that

you should give me 100g cubilose, for my recovery

Come on

This room is not bad

not bad?

You pretended to be dead for that little interest what a shame

haven't you seen that bitch?

Excellent gust, wicked and merciless

if I didn't pretend to be dead, she would beat me to death

look at you

if you have more hair

you'll definitely be more crooked than a cock, and more crafty than a monkey

I just can, I'm crafty

I worked as the officer for so many years.

To be in the king's company is tantamount to living with tiger.

If I don't have brain

I would have died for 800 times

Chichi

this place is not safe, we'd better leave

you go and get ji wu li, just in case

find a new accommodation immediately, we need to move as soon as possible

Get out of my way

don't push, okey?

Thank you, cop zhu

you help our swordsman town to get rid of a...

Bitch

What's wrong with you?

Why do you bring her back?

People like her should be locked in jail

then she can reflect on herself for tens of days

otherwise she won't remember

shopkeeper, she just need some swash

I think she was ill. She vomited all the way here

that's she ate too much

just eat and don't work, even bring me troubles

shopkeeper

- she... was really ill - Bullshit

she won't beat our customers if she is normal. How many times she act like this

I've pay a lot of money for what she did

our business is getting hard

the costs are getting high, and the customers become less

in the past, we got 3 dishes and 1 soup for each meal

now we only got 1 soup for 3 meals, and you have to bring your own dinner

I'm enraged

let me stand a loss and die

come on, you need to stand a loss?

Shopkeeper

a huge loss

I was wrong, I was really wrong

I shouldn't have come to this place

if I haven't come to this place

my husband wouldn't have died

if my husband hadn't died

I wouldn't have come to this sad place

if I hadn't come to this place

I couldn't be so tragic like this

Who the hell are you?

Pei zhicheng, you such a wanker

you... you're mistaken identity

I can recognize you even if you're incinerated

today, I'll take your life

Master pei, this sum

Ms...

Ji wuming

ji wuming is my elder brother. I'm his younger brother, ji wuli

we need to talk this first

you pay me 4-taels sycee in advance

why

because I'll bury you soon

it's for my service charge

usually I charge for 5-taels sycee

considering you're female, give you 20% off

you - don't rush

if you want a coffin and a gravestone

you have to pay extra

I think I should just bury you

Take it easy, easy...

Close your eyes, take it easy...

Take it easy...

Done

Thank you, customer

enjoy your way home

boss, take a look

these are the new dishes for our guests, please check

this pork shank cannot be included,

keep it for our dinner

peanuts, puff away the salts

save them for the next use

sauteed shredded pork with green pepper

I pick out the shredded pork?

Xiu cai, puff the salt away

leave me that soup, I wanna have it with rice

what?

Eggplant simmered casserole, squeeze the oil inside

keep it for cooking next time

old bai

xiangyu's merit

that's waste oil

- you don't need to bother - Someone will bother

- who bother? - Government office

call little guo out of here, deliver the dishes to the guest and make a apology

little guo

Boss

pork shank, my pork shank

guo furong, stop there

- do me a favor, da zui - I've come

you stop there

okey, stop running

here is the pork shank

slow down...

I said...

What happened?

What the hell is he up for?

To live, or to die

that's your problem are you addicted to death mimicry?

Believe it or not, I wanna kill you with one slap

take it

don't get closer

if I died here, you all cannot survive

move the mountain, overturn the...

Your acting's good. Look at his red face

you've learnt acting? Which school did you graduate from?

Look at the blue veins on his forehead, it makes sense

but we ignore the most important thing

- what? - What?

The weakness caused by asphyxia

you see, his face hasn't turned red?

Yes, it has

he hasn't shown the whites of his eyes

yes - yes, he has

he's good at acting, indeed hold on

now we'd better give him a close-up

then the audience will think that your pain is caused by the constipation

Stop laughing, we're blackmailed

gosh! Bad luck!

Have no idea how much I should compensate

you, again

such a society

have to pay numerous exorbitant taxes and levies

and even to be blackmailed. How can I continue doing my business?

I don't understand one detail

that person pretended to be dead in such a way

if we ignore him, he'll truly be dead

oh my god

put him down, quick - here...

Do me a favor - let me...

Dead?

Dead

he cannot die

he killed himself. It's none of our business

someone died in our inn. The gossip can ruin us

call back his soul

- Mr... - Mr...