Dil

Money!

Money! Money! Money!

A shower of money! Money - The Supreme!

Money, the Greatest. My money! My money!

He seems to have dreamt again!

Why are you tearing the mattress?

Wake up! What are you up to? Go and get some water!

What are you doing?

Come to your senses!

Wake up!

This is cotton, not money!

You've lost lakhs for me!

You've already got millions. How much more do you want?

Billions! I want to make billions!

You don't know what money does to me.

The very sight of it, tickles my soul!

It makes me feel like dancing.

It's like music to my ears!

It's like there are flowers blossoming in my heart!

I can do anything for money.

I can live, die, sing and dance...

- Can you bathe? - What!

Can you bathe? The priest is about to come.

The priest will be here with happy tidings!

O Goddess of Wealth...

...You love your disciples so much...

...and I'm one of the most religious ones.

Always take care of this disciple.

Always stay with me. Eat, drink and be merry...

...but never leave me, Mother!

You've been using the same incense sticks for 5 years now.

Why don't you throw them away now?

A use of 5 or 50 years...

...when the Goddess doesn't mind, what is it to you?

- Has the priest arrived? - He's waiting for you!

Sir! Look at the beautiful girls I've brought.

Put them away, quickly!

What have I to do with their looks?

I'll get a lame, a leg. A squint, an eye...

...if she's too fat, I'll put her on diet!

Whatever it is, she should be the only child in the family...

...and have a wealthy father. Sit down!

If looks don't matter, at least the horoscopes should match.

It's okay even if horoscopes don't match...

...but we must get dowry.

I've only one son who I can get married of once, too.

...the only time I'll reap a harvest.

And this harvest, Hazari Prasad will reap with his heart in it.

Tea for you, Mr. Priest.

You useless idiot! You want to kill the priest, do you?

I was only giving him tea. Not poison.

The tea has sugar which causes diabetes. What if he dies?

No, Sir! I'm not diabetic!

But you could become one!

Why endanger your life for a cup of tea?

I'm willing to take the risk.

- I won't let you to! - I will drink it!

- I won't let you! - There's a fly in the tea!

The tea's neither for me, nor for you. It's for the fly!

To drink Hazari Prasad's tea...

...no fly is yet born!

So, what were you saying?

Your choice is okay, but...

...but your son should approve, too.

You don't worry about that.

He's my flesh and blood, after all.

And for 7 generations, we've had this speciality...

...of even giving up life, but not our money!

Getting fresh with a girl who is alone, eh?

I wasn't getting fresh!

In fact, she looks like that sister of mine...

...who passed away when she was born.

If you don't mind...

...tie this 'rakhi' on me.

Fine then, sister. Keep meeting me.

I swear Raja! You narrowly escaped a beating!

My foot! I've a straight-forward policy.

It's great if she approves, or there's always the 'rakhi'.

Come on, now! Your gimmicks are delaying us at college!

Is this the time to come to college?

Answer me! Why don't you speak?

My father...

...has suffered a 4th heart-attack.

You should've been at the hospital. What're you doing here?

But, Sir. My lecturers, my attendance...

I'll take care of that. You go now. Hurry up.

That's alright.

What are you staring at?

Where are you people going?

Peace! Peace! Peace!

Friends!

21 years ago there was a storm...

...and one's going to be unleashed tonight too!

There's going to be so much of beer flowing,...

...there'll be a virtual flood!

The earth will tremble with the songs and dance!

Because today... is Raja's birthday!

It's a bill for 200 chickens.

Raja gives only his heart.

My father will foot the bill!

What's happening?

Can't you see? It's a party.

Okay. But where are you taking all those almonds?

For the guests, what else?

For the guests! Give it to me.

- You don't eat it. - Why?

Dogs can't clarified butter.

You've called me a dog!

Who is that?

Look at this bill.

What did you do last night?

Will your pop pay the bills?

You don't have to ask me. Go ahead and pay them!

Idiot! Good-for-nothing! You dare back-answer me.

Why are you scolding him so early in the day?

He's driven me bankrupt! He's blown up Rs. 20,000 in one night!

Wrong! Not 20,000, but 19,800.

Where does he throw parties everyday?

Yesterday was his birthday!

His birthday turned out to be my death-day!

Since he was born, he's celebrated 21 birthdays!

The idiot!

With great effort, I lure wealth into the house...

...and you blow it up in just one stroke!

How inconsiderate!

The Goddess of Wealth was feeling stifled in your safe.

I gave it some fresh air. Move a little.

- Looking for something, eh son? - The motor-cycle keys.

- The motor-cycle keys are gone. - Where?

With the motor-cycle.

- Where did the motorcycle go? - I sold it.

- Sold it? Why? - To pay these bills.

Is that so? How will I go to college then?

Like Gandhiji went from Sabarmati to Dandi. On foot!

- What have you done? - Nothing.

- I've shown him what the world knows. - What?

That I'm your father!

We enjoyed your party yesterday.

- Your father's really large hearted. - Don't mention it.

Hey blind-lady!

Why can't you see where you're going?

Son-of-a-blind-man!

Why can't you see where you're going?

Did your father forget to teach you to talk...

...like he forgot etiquette?

Is that a girl, or a formula for an acid?

Look's like she's recently joined college.

She's as snobbish, as she's beautiful.

I swear, she's a raging fire!

If I don't roast pancakes on the fire...

...I won't ever brag again.

Can't you see? Are you blind?

Is somebody there?

He's really blind.

My books... My watch.

- Listen, here you are. - Who's that?

You're not hurt, are you?

When the Almighty has given me such a big blow for life...

...these small accidents don't matter.

It's no fault of yours.

In fact, in a world of people who can see.

...It's a mistake to be blind.

Please don't say that!

If you're going somewhere, can I drop you?

Whether a blind man is going or coming,...

...what difference does it make?

God had already switched off the vision in my eyes...

...so, to attain enlightenment, I was going to college.

By the way, only for your information...

...I study at G.K. College, in the blind section.

J.K. College? That's where I study too!

- Let me take you there. - No. I don't want to bother you.

Please don't refuse. Please come.

Careful!

On which floor is your class?

- Careful - I'm sorry. - It's alright.

Keep your hand on my shoulder.

- You're taking a lot of trouble for me. - Not at all.

You've helped a blind today. You're very nice.

Life's been very unjust with you.

Even God sometimes...

Who are you?

The name's Dev Anand!

''I fill love in the hearts of those who hate''

''I'm the man who can turn a stone into melting-wax''

''When she fell on me like a lamp-post...''

''By God, I enjoyed being electrocuted''

I am the one whose face you splashed with muck yesterday.

Yesterday, I only splashed your face with muck.

Today, I'll thrash you with my sandals!

Don't be so stingy with scrap. Put some more.

- Here you are... - Some more, more...

Why are you sitting on the scale?

What are you weighing? Gold, eh?

Besides, I'm only 32 kilos, what difference will that make?

32 kgs? You're not less than 72 kgs!