The first 200 lines.
- Get inside... - Let us go!
Leave us...
Hey...
Take her with you.
Once you are done with them,
we'll dump them in the river.
Leave me.
Who the hell are you?
There is no one around, who has not heard of me...
And to let someone go without bashing...
Is not this 'Mauli's' style.
Generally, people run the moment they see me enter.
Since, you have decided to stay back...
I promise to not disappoint you.
When a girl is educated progress is assured...
And when a boy is not educated...
He turns into a local goon.
Can I teach them a few lessons?
Sure!
Let's start with History.
When someone misbehaves with a lady...
We thrash them right there.
That was my History lesson.
Now the second one...
Mathematics lesson.
If a single brick can break 8 teeth...
How many teeth can be shattered with 2 bricks?
Sixteen!
Thirty-two.
Let me show you.
Now let's learn a 'Marathi' lesson.
Let's start with idioms.
Once bitten, twice?
Shy!
And... they will fly!
Be your own bodyguard...
Here, take this brick.
If you find someone misbehaving with you.
Just smash it on his head.
- Sure. - If someone questions you.
Jus say, 'Mauli' is in me.
How is the idea?
Simply superb!
Everyone knows it.
Hey, wait...
Greetings!
Greetings!
Hey... what are you up to?
She is the one who told me...
to colour you, the moment I see you.
She is back again for the 'Holi' celebrations. (Festival of colours)
"On this beautiful Holi celebrations day..."
"Where are you off to my dear?"
"On this beautiful Holi celebrations day..."
"Where are you off to my dear?"
"Show me some love, I am the one with super swag."
"Tag me as your lover."
"Show me some love, I am the one with super swag."
"Tag me as your lover."
"Now don't be upset dear..."
"This colour will go off,"
"once you wash your sari with 'Surf'(Detergent)."
"Why are you angry my dear?"
"Here, I say sorry!"
"Let's play with colours and"
"post a story on your 'Instagram'."
"I spent some money..."
"To get some eco-friendly colours."
"Even Krishna and Gopika will make this hash-tag trend."
"Now cheer-up and do not wipe your colours,"
"Splash the remaining colours on me."
"Now cheer-up and do not wipe your colours,"
"Splash the remaining colours on me."
"Now don't be upset dear..."
"This colour will go off,"
"once you wash your sari with 'Surf'."
"Just stop for some time..."
"Let me tell you something."
"This continuous dancing is burning my calories."
"Everyone around is like a king here..."
"They are my dear friends."
"Now that they are here to celebrate with me."
"And the DJ has stopped playing music."
"I will simply now, shout..."
"And you do not doubt...
"Kindly give me your lovely pout, right now..."
"I will simply now, shout"
"And you do not doubt..."
"Kindly give me your lovely pout, right now..."
"Now don't be upset dear..."
"This colour will go off,"
"once you wash your sari with 'Surf'."
Hey Mauli.
Where are you off to?
Do you think, you are my only priority?
I am done with this...
Now I have some other task to attend.
We have reached 'Kaapur' village...
Money?
No I don't want...
We have reached 'Kaapur' village...
Very tasty tea...
The taste of Kerosene was amazing.
Hey you free-loader... pay for the tea...
I have a 15 rupee note, will get some change and pay you soon.
- I'll get you change - Or else take a 30 rupees note tomorrow.
Oh! a cop, here?
- Greetings! - Greetings...
Come, let's go!
Are you okay to ride this?
Of course... What's wrong in that?
Let's go.
Okay... I don't mind.
Where are you from?
This village...
I can be seen here, there...
everywhere.
Yesterday the bus went over me. I escaped death, very narrowly...
I was sitting under the bridge and the bus went over the bridge.
I got lucky!
You arrived at your destination.
May I take your leave?
Didn't he hear what I said?
May I take your leave?
Sure!
Give me whatever you feel like.
Either a 20 rupee coin or a 40 rupee note.
And I will dismiss this case...
A cop like you is asking for a tip?
I am not a cop sir, I am just a street artist...
My name is 'Kadaknath Kalele'
I have just one demand,
stop defecating in public.
Okay... pay me quick.
It's my father-in-law's wedding, on 32nd of this month,
I have made some salted sweets...
Have fried some Indian bread in kerosene.
I made some bright white soap rice too...
All guests will surely enjoy.
Oh I see...
Tell me something more about this village.
Villagers are mute,
The village deity is a mere guard.
Pilgrims get subsidy, drunkards get hand-cuffed...
Water is available 24x7, but criminals get jailed...
You have a job, but you will be jobless.
Where do I park this?
Why do you ask me?
Is it not yours?
He already started questioning before the theft.
Theft rate goes up when cops are around.
I will take your leave.
What about this?
The rightful owner will take it.
Glad it had some fuel in it...
No, it's not that, Sayyed...
Working as a cop is simpler...
But, playing cards at work is tough.
If you lose the game today, your wife will make you starve.
Shut up! don't remind me of her.
Your turn!
Let me explain...
deal the Jack of spade...
Who the hell are you to instruct me? idiot!
This idiot...
... is the new in-charge of this place.
Sir,
my name is Sayyed...
This is Mr. Salunke,
this is constable Rane...
And he is our senior most cop Mr.Bhanudas Thupe.
I am 'Inspector Mauli Sarjerao Deshmukh'
I have completed 6 years of service...
This is my third posting.
I worship my duty...
And I treat criminals as humans...
I have never let a case go out of my station...
I believe...
Police men are meant to solve problems...
and not to create one.
If you say so!
This is of no use to me...
He is one amongst us.
I am fine with your behaviour...
But no more playing cards in front of 'Bapu'.
Oh!
Sayyed!
Move 'Bapu's' picture out of this room.
Sir, he is the only one who can adjust with us.
Sir, this is for you...
How much do I owe you?
Sir, please help...
What's the matter?
Just look at her...
Hey, hold on...
Ma'am what's the matter?
You may ask...
Ask this entire village...
Who is the one to sell the authentic spices?
Renuka!
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