Fabulous

Fabulous

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FABULOUS

Hi everyone.

Welcome to my channel.

Welcome to my channel, they say in English.

I'm so happy you're here. First of all, if you like this video,

like, comment, share,

subscribe to my channel.

Today, I'm going to tell you about one of my daily struggles.

Wrinkles.

I've put together a little makeup look,

a very natural, "woke up like this" kind of look,

because, guess what? I did not wake up like this.

I wish.

I can't start the day

without BFF's Very Concealer.

I use a mixed brush.

Apply the Very Concealer

to what I call the risk areas.

Then take your Beauty Blender

starting from the inside of the eye

moving outwards. And really

pat. OK, pat.

This will hide the wrinkles.

I really love this shade, it's called Cotton Candy.

It's a very fresh, summery shade.

BFF's High Star Luminous,

makes points of light on your face.

A foolproof trick is to use the brush.

Sometimes I'm watching tv and think: "I'm going to brush my eyebrows."

That's it for today, guys. Shine bright, Diamonds.

All my clothes scream Saint-Eustache.

Éli.

Éli.

Éli.

How does my outfit look?

They'll definitely keep you.

They'll feel sorry for you, with your eye.

- I look like a car wreck. - Know who you remind me of?

You know, the girl with the glass eye.

Oh no, not her!

She always had one eye open when we kissed.

Oh did she?

You mean like this.

OK, get off.

Ew.

Hey.

It will all go well.

Coming back to my idea,

we should sell our content.

No one will pay to read us, we're not the New York Times.

We should just stop with the bullshit

and get Instagram stars to write our pieces.

Let me stop you there, nobody

pays for the New York Times.

Expresso...

OK, let's concentrate. Just because we're number one

doesn't mean we can sit on our asses. So,

Top has to go further to find national advertisers.

And one potential strategy is to increase

our ratio of branded content.

We're not an ad agency.

We're an outlet of substance.

Our DNA is in the quality of our reporting.

OK.

So, tell me

last month's 3 most-read articles.

- 10 summer bikinis. - I know, it's sad.

The woman who fell down the metro stairs.

And Clara Diamond and her boyfriend, 5 years in love.

Drop that idea,

she's an airhead who talks about makeup.

So maybe she is an airhead,

one with what, 800,000 followers?

That's 400,000 more than us, who will all read us soon.

That's what I was saying.

Fannie, you...

Laurie, her name is Laurie, it's been 3 months.

Sorry, Laurie. How's it going?

Tell me,

do you know Clara Diamond?

Yes, sometimes I watch her videos.

There.

But I also read the paper.

People, from now on, the future of Top

will be exclusively in the hands of influencer writers.

Let's call them the talent.

That's it, talent, everyone, talent.

That's how we'll sell them to our advertisers.

And that's how we'll convince them to come work for us.

Oops, I mean with us.

I was thinking that at the end of my internship,

well today, since it's my last day,

I could maybe work as a writer.

What I really want to do is write.

I thought for a first story, I could write about subway musicians.

I could go on the ground, live it from their perspective.

What they do...

Yes, I'm coming.

Real anthropological journalism.

Listen hon, you're clearly talented, I have no doubt.

But Sébastien won't hire anyone

with less than 20,000 followers.

Which is not you.

Hello. Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry, I'll write you a great final evaluation.

Yes.

Thank you anyway.

- Thanks for everything. - You're welcome.

You should have made a video of

the champagne cork incident, it would have gone viral for sure.

I'm not going to become the talent with this face.

Anyway, I'm not going to monetize my looks

to become the queen of likes.

You definitely don't need to do that.

Listen, I know you can't stop thinking about it,

so even if you're not the future of the Top writing room,

we, um...

We can still sleep together.

We did it, what, one time?

That was the last time.

My phone number.

Even though it's already in your phone, Ms. Gagnon.

- OK, bye. - Bye.

4 years of university

to be told I don't have enough Instagram followers.

Welcome to the club.

15 years on this instrument

and rejected by every orchestra in the city.

All for one minute of failed audition.

- I think we're worth more than that. - It doesn't seem like it.

At least you're not waiting for baby boomers to retire.

Sometimes I want to push them off their lifetime guaranteed chairs.

Not her again.

Hello objectified woman.

All she does is get her photo taken on Instagram

with her fake lips and her boyfriend.

Here.

And she's likely a millionaire.

Seriously, this ignorant girl is going to write instead of me.

Thank you, Clara Diamond.

There.

That's it.

Oh my God, I just got

the best news in the world!

I can't talk about it now, but soon.

I'm living the dream, no joke.

I just couldn't wait to tell Tommy

so I came to surprise him.

I just got home,

to the amazing M condo building.

It's so extra living on the top floor,

I have a great view.

Look.

What's up.

Hey baby.

- How are you? - Ok.

We weren't supposed to do flatlays today.

I told you we were doing a haul.

No, you never said that.

- I'm pretty sure I did. - I have to set everything back up.

Sorry.

What are you doing? Help her.

That's great.

Cake, cake. Ice cream.

Drink, drink.

I'm going to get it.

Let's go.

Come on, friend.

Let's go.

What's wrong?

We're not staying here.

We said we were having drinks at Sphere.

You have to calm your girl down, I just want to have a drink

without anyone jumping down my throat, it's not that hard.

We won't stay long. We'll go to Sphere after.

Two gin and tonics.

Show me.

Does it hurt?

- Shit, Éli, I got my period. - Sorry dude,

I can't help you.

Menstrual cup.

Here.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Oh my God, what are the chances?

What's she doing here?

We have to talk to her.

No, I'm not talking to her.

I just wanted to say, I think you always look nice in your photos.

I mean, I don't want to bother you.

I did your wrinkle tutorial

to try to hide my black eye.

Thanks.

You obviously didn't use the High Star Luminous like I said.

I didn't have any.

Come here.

There you go.

You have to put some on the tip of your nose.

You're beautiful.

Oh yeah, that works well.

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