Shameless

Now, nobody's saying that Chatsworth

Estate is the Garden of Eden.

At least I don't think they are.

But it's been a good home to us, to me, Frank Gallagher, and me

kids, who I'm proud of, because every single one of them

reminds me a little of me.

They can all think for themselves,

to thank for.

Fiona, who's a big help-- no, massive help; Lip,

who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip

anymore; Ian, a lot like his mum,

which is because she's disappeared into thin

air, and good luck to her; and Carl-- we didn't let him

grow his hair for two reasons--

one, it stands on end and makes him look like..

Two, love him.

Debbie-- sent by god, total angel.

You have to your change,

but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favor.

Boss Liam, little rock and roller,

gonna be a star, long as we got the fits under control.

Now, three things, see, are vital

to a half-decent community--

space.

Yeah.

You need wide open spaces where everyone goes mental.

And neighborliness-- fantastic neighbors.

Oh, Kev and Veronica--

lend you anything.

Well, not anything.

But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost one

of the most vital necessities in this life

is they know how to throw a party!

Hiya.

I said I'd have your Karen with her homework.

OK.

Take your shoes off.

Fair enough.

I'll get you a carrier bag.

She's got this thing about people

bringing soil into the house.

Right.

She's not as mad as she seems.

Agoraphobia.

Oh, right.

So how come you know all this?

It's just something I do.

What, like a hobby?

No, the plans.

What, physics?

All sorts.

Look, I've got a great one for Newton's first.

Watch.

Everybody continues in the state of rest or uniform motion

unless acted upon by an external--

-force.

Karen!

Hello.

Look, don't do-- look, Karen!

To be honest, I could do with the money.

What money?

I charge for homework.

I thought you knew.

OK.

Lip, you got any deodorant?

Uh, uh, umm--

using Ian's.

Oh.

I'll stick this lot in the washer before I go out.

Will you keep an eye on it?

Me

Do it tomorrow.

God, it stinks in here!

There's a t-shirt.

That's why it stinks.

You're like bloody chimps, you three.

Fiona, we need to go if we

want to get a lift to the club.

Give us five minutes, Veronica!

Hey, you.

Oy!

Excuse me!

He's got me bag!

Excuse me!

Hey, you! Hey!

Oy!

He's got me bag!

Stop,!

Sorry.

I know you missed, but that was top fucking notch.

Steve.

I was gonna offer to buy you a drink anyway.

Were you now?

Yeah, I was, actually.

What do you reckon, Veronica?

I don't know.

You want to get one?

Yeah, I think I will.

Yeah.

What, is it snake bites all around?

Yeah?

No, no, no.

Oy.

You're not getting back in like that.

Are you serious?

Look at the state of him.

State of you.

If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to.

You fat twat.

You're all banned.

What What for?

Uh, drugs.

He let him get away 'cause he knows him.

Hey, watch your mouth, spunkface.

Hey, look, don't talk to her like that!

- Or you'll be trying what? - Oy!

Forget it.

Forget it.

Let's get a taxi.

Thanks.

Thanks anyway.

Run!

You fat wanker!

I got a blowjob today.

What have you been told about encouraging pets?

Karen Jackson.

Yeah, right, Lip.

She's desperate to get physics.

I didn't ask I didn't even know until she yanked it out.

You'd have told me straight away if you would have been noshed.

You ever had yours sucked?

Well, once or twice.

Didn't hear you telling me.

How come, Ian, that if we

tell each other everything?

Unless you got it sucked by a bloke.

Listen, and he called you what?

A spunky monkey or something?

He called her-- he called us-- what was it?

It was, uh-- jizz face.

Not in front of the kids, man.

Spunky monkey.

I nearly wet meself when you whacked that guy.

Yeah?

Well, I did a bit.

He's gonna kill you if ever he sees you, Steve.

Yeah?

Hey, listen, how many people live here?

Well, I'm next door but one.

Well, next door's dead.

So next door.

Yeah?

You a nurse, Veronica?

Part-time.

You lying cow.

She's a cleaner.

They asked me to train twice, at least.

Just before they sucked you

for thieving, once and for all.

Hey, hey, if you're patching me up with stolen goods,

- I'm. - Will you shut up?

You don't even know him.

You sit still!

Well, I wouldn't do if you'd stop

nudging me with your knockers.

Ah!

Sit still!

Look, I'm Steve, by the way.

Debbie.

Lip.

Carl.

And that's Ian.

Hi, Ian.

Hey, Debbie, why do they call him Lip?

A, you stink.

B, you're not as funny as you think you are.

And C, you whacked a bouncer. You're gonna be dead soon.

So it's pointless getting to know you.

Stuff like that.

Stuff like that.

Yeah, boy meets death wish.

Hey!

I thought you were fetching..

I found a taxpayer.

What's going on?

We got turfed out of the club.

Steve stuck up for us, decked To bouncer.

Which bouncer?

Bones

Jimmy Clifton.

Fuck me.

Come on, you lot.

Up to bed.

Bed.

All right, kids.

See you later. - Bye!

See you, love.

That's his?

Yeah.

Well, work's.