Parenthood

- Amber's moving out. - It's so sudden.

What people do. They move out.

Not all people.

Mommy and daddy are getting married.

- Isn't that exciting? - I slept with someone.

I'll never forgive you for this.

How'd you get hooked up with the baby?

There is a young woman.

She works at the coffee cart.

Do you have a contract with her or something?

- No. - But you have an agreement?

You're a really good boss. I don't mean to be such a...

You gonna be okay?

Whoa.

I can't.

You know, maybe we should just dig in.

Why don't we wait five more minutes?

I can try him again.

I'll just try him again.

Hey. How close are you?

I know, but they made breakfast for us.

No, I know, but...

That's not really an excuse, Troy.

Look, but what I'm--

okay, love you too.

Okay, bye.

He got called into work, so...

So--but he said he's really sorry.

We can reschedule.

- It's more for us. - That's fine, let's, um...

Let's get this party started.

We both want you to have the baby.

Okay? He's gonna sign the papers.

I really don't want you to worry about that.

Okay?

- Good. - If you can just pass that.

- French toast. - That's the one.

That's the one.

She kissed you?

- You? - Yeah.

She kissed you?

Yes. Why is this so shocking to you?

Ohh.

Well, one, because it's you.

And, I mean, I kind of thought she had a crush on me.

Oh, I see, I see. It's about you.

- You're jealous. - Holy can of fish.

That's what this is about.

- It's gonna become about you. - No, no.

Believe me, I'm not jealous.

I'm elated right now. This is fantastic.

'Cause you had lectured me

about flirting with her,

and then you kissed her. - She kissed me, Crosby.

Listen to me. I didn't kiss her.

Okay? She kissed your neck

or your lips? - Crosby, can you just--

I'm sorry.

This is very exciting.

- Christmas came early. - Listen to me.

- Yes. - Should I or should I not

tell Kristina?

Well, yeah, of course tell Kristina.

She's gonna love this story.

You can walk her through why you were

at her place

and how soft her lips were

and whether or not you got aroused downstairs.

And she's probably feeling great

about herself right now post-baby,

so I think this will go over great.

But you'll be guilt-free and then she'll spiral

into a dark, deep depression.

So you're telling me I shouldn't tell her?

Of course that's what I'm telling you.

Look, I tell Kristina everything.

You should not tell her this.

I don't know if I can not tell her, though.

Was it awesome?

What? God, this is not the point.

Okay? I am trying to figure this out.

I can't... Hey, Rachel.

- Hi. - Oh, wow, look who it is.

All right.

- This looks delicious. - Thanks, Rachel.

Let's make some space here for you.

Okay, we got it. That's his.

We got it.

Why don't you pop the lid off for him?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

- Great. - Oh, sorry.

- That's okay. - All right.

You want any-- you want any of this?

Oh, no, no, I'm good.

- Thank you, Rachel. - You're welcome.

Okay, you're welcome.

This is fantastic.

Both: Hello.

Ooh. Does he have homework?

Yeah, math and science.

Hey, Jabbar, how was school?

Miss Lee told us

she's getting married.

Oh, good for her.

Oh, hey, he loved the peanut butter and jelly

on the wheatless bread. - Ooh!

Mm-hmm. It's a real bingo.

Yeah, that'll make lunches easier now.

When she gets married, she's changing her name

to Mrs. Bishop.

Okay.

When are you guys getting married?

Sweetie, your dad and I don't live together anymore.

I know.

But when are you getting married?

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Hey.

I have this week's bills for you to sign.

- Great. Thank you. - And the good news

is the check from the Cee Lo session finally got here, so...

- Oh. - Our first paycheck.

Congratulations.

Thank you. That is good news.

Okay. Thank you, Rachel.

Um...

Adam, about the other night...

Rachel, I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, isn't this a bit stalkerish?

No, this is research.

- Stalkery? - I got him.

Troy Quinn, The Mission, San Francisco.

Boyfriend to Zoe DeHaven.

There we go.

- Oh, look, he's cute. - Yeah.

Well, good. Oh, my God, he's really cute.

What is he doing working at a convenience store?

- Yeah. - He could model. Or strip.

- Ooh. - What?

I'm sorry.

Wow. My wife picturing our birth father stripping.

That's a little weird for me, honey.

I just--I see what she sees in him.

- Okay, focus here. - On the surface.

- Focus. - Right, let's find out

about the rest of him. - We've got a task at hand.

- Jury's still out. - Yeah.

- Fan of world cup soccer. - That's good.

- Yeah? - Okay, beach, movies.

- Death metal. - Yikes.

- Boy. - No favorite books.

Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger.

That's okay. But a pretty one.

- Yeah. Okay. - Hello.

You know what? We got to meet this kid.

It's one thing to have Zoe on board,

but, until Troy Quinn is ready

to sign the papers, we're just wasting our time.

- That's true. - Yeah, so...

- What are you gonna do? - Well, I want to go--

I want to go meet this kid, you know, talk to him.

What, are you gonna take the papers over there?

No, I'm not gonna take the--

I'm just gonna meet him at his work.

That is stalking.

I mean-- - it's a little awkward,

but aren't you gonna feel better once we have the green light?

Yes, in light of the fact

that I asked someone I work with for her baby.

This is half that crazy, what you did.

- So give me this. - Bye.

Wait, one more.

Yeah. Yeah, all right.

I gotta go. Come on.

Oh, get out of here.

- I've got things to do. - Oh, yeah.

I can't be here making out with you all day.

I got work to do. Get outta here.

Okay.