The first 27 lines.
On the theory that the internet is as bored stiff as I am
with the continuing Bing Lee saga, I’m going to try a sure-fire method
to boost my viewership. Posting cute pictures of cats!
But not just cats by themselves, cuz cats, you’ve seen.
But a cat with another cute furry animal.
Sooo...
My name is Lizzie Bennet and I’m going to show you a cat playing with...
a chinchilla.
So without further ado here is picture number— - Lizzie!
- Jane! - Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were shooting.
No, no. It’s fine. It’s fine. Cuz Char can edit this out later.
You’re never going to believe what happened at work today.
Uhh, they realized what a creative genius you are
and decided to start paying you a living wage?
- Slightly more believable than that. - I got nothin’.
- Bing sent flowers. - To your office?
- Mmmm...yes. - Wow. Classy move.
And he’s smart enough to try to end-run Mom.
I’m beginning to understand what you see in this guy.
- And there was a note. - Well, of course there was a note.
How else would you know whom to thank with your feminine favors?
Lizzie! Don’t make this dirty.
I’m not making this dirty. This was dirty before I got here.
Fine. What did the note say?
Bing and his sister Caroline want us to come visit them.
- See- - At his house.
Oh, I told you this was dirty!
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