Love Me, Love My Money (有情飲水飽)

My name is Richard Ma.

But some of my friends,

especially women...

love calling my nickname, Bastard.

This is Tom. He was my classmate,

now he is my buddy and legal consultant.

For business.

For my business in Hong Kong,

I leave everything to Tom and my secretary, Helena.

This is Helena.

Boss, the income of the last three months...

including rent and interest,

total is $9,275,622.4.

Do you want to read the books now?

Just 9 million and something?

The interest rate is cut, you know that?

So, you shouldn't have booked this Mercedes,

we can just take a bus.

This is my car,

transportation fee is not included in your bill.

That's fine.

Do you know you charge me a lot annually?

You are rich to have a Mercedes,

so you should give me a discount.

I am offering the cheapest price for you,

cause you're my buddy!

We have been friends for 20 years,

that's why you should consider of free charge.

Come on, don't be too mean to me.

It's a sin to waste, you know?

Starting from next year.

- Lone. - Yes, sir.

Open the window.

It's a sin to waste.

You don't have to so mean to me.

Helena, please wait for me in the car.

I don't know why this swimming pool was built.

Martha doesn't swim...

...It's a waste of my money!

It's you who wanted to buy this house.

Market price.

How long have I known Martha?

You courted her in a Christmas party 2 years ago.

You've known her for 2 years.

It's almost time.

Bastard, I miss you so much!

Didn't I tell you not to call me Bastard?

Doesn't Richard sound better to you?

Oh, I miss you!

I am back, why are you still crying?

My mom gets sick in the United States.

From the USA.

Pay her visit.

Missing me...

You're seeking trouble for yourself, aren't you?

Well, I'll stay here with you, okay?

Wise girl.

Bastard.

My mom gets sick in the United States.

I need US$500,000 to pay her medical fee.

What?

Your mom is 60 something.

She won't live long even if she is cured.

Environmental protection.

All right, don't cry, honey...

I've brought you a present from the states.

Is it the ring I wanted to buy in that jewelry shop?

It's not that simple,

This is a very special gift for you.

Look at this! This is a DV camera, the latest model.

Are you kidding?

This model is a bit out dated.

Don't lie to her.

I don't know it's already out dated.

I got it from a lucky draw.

Didn't you buy this specially to me?

I brought luck from the states to you.

Are you giving me the money?

She must have got medical insurance.

She isn't insured.

Well, ask her to come back for local treatment then.

I know a herbal doctor in Yuen Long.

He's got a pot of herbs...

...just soak in for few hours a day,

even a dead person will come back to life.

Economic class please.

I... I want 500 thousand dollars, you hear that?

I have been with you for 2 years, but I've got nothing.

What is this? Huh, what is this?

I want money! Are you giving me or not?

If you don't give me money, I'll leave you at once.

I swear I would leave!

Are you giving me money or not?

If you say no, I would leave.

Why are you still staying here?

Bastard!

You're really tough, you aren't a nose of wax.

What a waste.

You her real face.

Either she wants you, or your money.

For your money.

Be frank, I didn't understand what you've just said.

Now, I understand what you meant by "It's almost time".

Tell me, if I know a girl...

a girl she stays with me not because of my money...

that would be... Perfect!

Stop dreaming, she won't stay for interest!

Ain't I handsome?

I don't mean you are not handsome at all.

But, after knowing you are wealthy,

she has no reason for not asking no money!

Even a volunteer may become the lady boss.

It sounds rational.

How can I make others know I am not rich?

Bastard, I am leaving.

My name is Richard!

Those who named Richard are all bastards!

To pay for it.

Forget it, you can save a lot of money from now on.

That's right.

All right, let me get changed and get back to work.

Mr. Ma, Miss Ha, good morning.

Who is this girl?

She is the receptionist.

I know, how many visitors do we have per day?

About three to four.

So you can take her job.

It's a waste of money, you'd better fire her.

Who are they?

Boss, they are the accountants.

Accountants are needed?

You can take their places, it's just a waste!

Fire them.

The air conditioner is too strong.

I think I have to pay much for it, right?

We paid $5,455.4 last month.

Tell the management office to cut it by 50%.

After 3 o'clock, we don't need any air conditioning.

But your staffs get off at five.

From 9 am to 3 pm,

comfortable until five.

So many people will be fired,

there must be much space left.

Rent it out.

Just leave this room for us,

and you can move in for work.

I see, but...

You mean I would take up all the work in this office?

That means I value you.

Boss, you haven't increased my salary for 6 years.

After the financial turmoil, who has got increment?

Either.

Would you just give me 10% increment this time?

I value you so much...

cover everything.

My house installment.

You're right.

The loan of your house bring you burden,

better give it up.

You can sleep in the office.

It saves travelling expense for you, right?

Oven here.

You can cook cup noodles here, it's convenient.

You are so mean!

Not meaner than you.

But I need private time, I need dating's either.

Your boyfriend should pay for the date.

If you need to pay a penny, better dump him.

Why do you open your mouth? Get back to your work.

I haven't had vacation for five years.

I want a day off now.

Without my permission, I would cut your salary.

Please, you've just kicked off your girlfriend.

Do you want your secretary to leave you too?

You would lose all your friends,

want to join the Lonely Heart Club?

You're my friend.

But I've never said I loved to be your friend.

Why?

It's because you are a mean bastard.

My father taught me one thing.

Never be that generous to a woman.

Your father? Why?

He loves my mother only.

He had treated my mom so nice!

But my mom still felt bored.

She had so many requests, and at last,

she wanted to learn painting.

My father tried all his means to hire...

...a famous artist to teach her painting.

God knows they fell in love.

She wanted to elope with the artist.

My father worried about their living.

He gave them a house.

He is now 60 something.

My mom would even call him...

...to repair her water pipes.

Your father is really generous!

He's providing excellent after sales service!

So, never treat a woman too good.