The Looney Tunes Show

We could probably find free parking on the street.

- Porky. You've got to learn to treat yourself right.

Enjoy the finer things in life.

All right...

Pay-yule.

It's "Paul".

Paul.

I am guessing you've never driven a vehicle

Quite like this one.

- No, sir, I haven't. Are those the... Keys?

- First of all, I could do without the attitude.

Second of all, these are obviously pliers.

Because the ignition key is obviously broken off

In the ignition itself,

Obviously due to a fit I had

Regarding a personal matter.

And don't get any ideas!

I locked the glove compartment.

Hey, sometimes you've got to treat people wrong

To treat yourself right. Tcch.

The Looney Tunes Show, Season 2, Episode 11 "We're In Big Truffle"

I'll have the truffle risotto.

- Everything's kind of expensive.

Porky, we'll split the bill.

Aww.

He'll have what I'm having.

Porky, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

You have to learn to pamper yourself.

Valet parking, nice meals,

French manicures.

These are the things that give you a sense of worth.

- What about hard work? Friendship?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Good one.

what's that?

Truffle. It's a delicacy.

Mmm.

Mmm. Ohh.

It's like eating gold!

Mmm. Truffle, where have you been all my life?

Oh, it is delicious.

To treating yourself right.

- What's up, neighbor? - Hey, Bugs.

I was wondering if Gossamer could stay with you this weekend?

Sure. Where you going?

The fifth dimension.

- Oh. Uh, is that where you're from?

- What?! Honey, I'm from Chicago.

The fifth dimension is where they're holding the witches convention.

They teach you all the new spells and broom tricks.

- Sounds great. We'll take good care of him.

- "we"? Oh. I forgot about Daffy.

Any chance you can baby-sit at my house?

- Ooh. I've never stayed at a haunted house before.

- It's not haunted! Mmm-mmm-mmm.

You make a lot of assumptions.

Mmm.

$500?!

For risotto?! - For the truffle.

It should have been for free!

The menu said "MP".

Yes. "MP". Market price.

Which, in this case,

Is $250 a plate.

Market price?

MP stands for my pleasure!

Like, here, take it.

It's my pleasure.

What are we going to do?

Pay the bill. Here.

This is $5.00.

You said we'd split it.

Right. We're splitting it.

Me, $5.00, you rest of dollars.

Splitting means 50/50!

- Oh! And "MP" means market price?

What planet are we on?

I'll get the valet.

Hmmph!

Bye-bye, baby.

- now you do what Mr. Bunny tells you.

I'll be home Sunday night.

You take good care of my son.

We'll be great. Don't worry.

You're gonna...?

- You can't see past the witchiness, can you?

I'm taking my minivan.

Unbelievable.

What does he think I'm going to do with all this luggage?

Ughh. Hey, speedy?

You got any truffles back there?

- Truffles? Who are you, little Lord Fauntleroy?

Do you know how much truffles cost?

The big ones go for like $350,000.

$350,000?

Where would someone get a truffle?

- They grow on the ground, near oak trees.

But they're nearly impossible to find.

Needs pigs to sniff them out.

Pigs, huh?

Where are we going?

- It's a surprise. All right, start sniffing.

Where are we?

- Randall mcclintock national park.

What are we doing here?

- Truffle hunting. You're going to sniff 'em out,

I'm going to dig 'em up, and we're going to be rich.

Sniff 'em out?!

Daffy, I am not that kind of a pig.

I was born in the suburbs!

I wear a blazer.

Will you please just try?

It's getting late!

Ehh.

- Ugh, your pig ancestors are rolling over in their graves.

Come on, Porky! Sniff like you mean it!

There you go.

Find that truffle, piggy.

Ok, Gossamer.

Time for bed.

who could that be?

Hey, bun bun.

Lola! I told you,

I can't do anything this weekend. I'm baby-sitting.

- I know. I thought I could help.

- Well, that's very nice, but I think I've got it covered.

- Mr. Bunny, I think there's a monster under my bed.

- Are you kidding? The monster's on the stairs!

where?!

- Let me handle this. I put myself

Through medical school baby-sitting.

Hey, Gossamer, how about I read you a bedtime story?

Yeah!

Tchh.

Dig, pig, dig!

Dig, pig, dig!

Dig, pig, dig!

That is not helping.

Why aren't you digging?

My manicure.

That's it. I'm done.

Let's go home.

Where's the car?

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh.

- You don't know where the car is?

- Well, you don't know where the car is!

- That's because you blindfolded me!

- Well, I thought if you knew where we were going,

You wouldn't have come! - I wouldn't have!

You just proved my point!

Ughh. Forget it.

I'll find my own way home.

Huh.

What is it?

I don't know.

It's a... Giant truffle!

Porky! You did it!

We're rich, we're rich.

We're rich!

Um, Daffy?

We're still lost, you know.

Lost and... Rich!

Oww!

Bugs!

What?! Is everything ok?

- Everything's fine. Nothing to worry about.

Totally no big deal.

But... Gossamer kind of, um,

he turned into a frog.

- What do you mean, Gossamer turned into a frog?!

What's this?

- Well, I thought it was a book of bedtime stories,

But now I'm pretty sure it's a book of spells.

Wait! Before you go in there, you should know one more thing.

I think I might have also turned Gossamer's alarm clock

Into a great, big, ferocious grizzly bear.

Gossamer!

You poor thing. - Well...

Looks like you got this covered.

So, you know, I should probably

Head on home.

- I mean, uh, to get a terrarium.

To put Gossamer in until we can figure out

Which one of these spells will turn him back...

Is what I was saying.

Oh, you thought I was going to leave you.

- I bet this baby weighs three pounds.

We're probably looking at a half a million dollars!

What are you going to do with your ten percent?

- Daffy? We've been through this.

If you say "split", it means half.

- Fine! So what are you going to do with your "half"?

I don't know.

I've always been someone who saves their money for a rainy day.

- Come on. This is your chance to treat yourself right.

I guess I could buy a shirt.

I mean, I never felt like I needed a shirt.

Considering I already had a jacket and tie,

It seems so extravagant.