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Your Oscar's Burgers and Brews
Fight Night Champion,
Luke "Cool Hands" O'Connor.
Hey, no, no need to wait for an Uber. Come on.
No, no, no, no. You should split a ride with us, man.
It's been a long night.
No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Listen, I gotta get the car home.
Jen would be furious if she had to take me to work tomorrow.
All right, be careful.
And our song of the day
is brought to us by Big Chief's Boxing Fit.
Big Chief's in the studio with us.
Big Chief, what do you want us to know?
I've got three gyms now.
We've got uh, we got a gym if you wanna learn self-defense,
one if you wanna do boxing and MMA.
Ah, that's great, Chief.
Anything else we need to know?
Yeah, if you're a member of one,
you're a member of all three.
So we encourage everybody to come down to Big Chief's
and take a look around.
All right. Sounds great, Chief.
Thanks for hanging out with us in the studio today.
And remember, everybody, if you want to get fit,
go to Big Chief's Boxing Fit.
Now, here's our song of the day,
"Broken Things" by Render the Hearts.
Mom, I'm sleepy.
You can go lay down for a little bit.
We have to leave for soccer soon.
Okay.
I'm gonna grab a shower.
You can drop me off at the office on your way in.
The office?
This is the third Saturday in a row.
I have to work.
You've yet to see her play.
What do you want me to do?
It's not a 9:00 to 5:00 gig. I have to work.
Maybe you could've worked late last night
instead of going out drinking,
then you could see your daughter play
and not have another DUI.
Well, I didn't, so I can't.
You know they'll take your license this time, right?
It's two years, automatic.
And there'll be fines and driving courses.
Fine, I messed up.
What do you want me to do? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I work nonstop
to provide for you and Riley.
All right? I wanted to blow off a little bit of steam.
I'm sorry that you married a guy so flawed.
But what happened, happened.
So I'm gonna grab a shower
and go back to that job that you love to hate
that gave you this house and the cars.
I found the bottles.
What bottles?
Stop. Just... just stop.
I was cleaning out the garage for the yard sale
and I found the bottles.
Luke, you need help.
I am not an alcoholic.
Then why hide the bottles?
Because I don't want you on my ass
every time I choose to have a drink.
Really? You got a second DUI last night.
You know, maybe if I could relax here in my own house,
I would not have to go to a bar
and then be getting pulled over.
S-so it's my fault?
I think you should share some of the blame, yeah.
Share?
I-it's my fault that you drink?
Is it my fault you'd rather be at the office
or the gym than here at home with us?
A-a little bit, yes.
You demand this lifestyle
that requires me to work insane hours,
and then you resent me for doing it.
I'm gonna go get the snacks ready for the kids.
It's... It's my turn to bring juice and snacks,
and I'm gonna get her up and we're gonna go to soccer.
And you can Uber to work.
How dare you, Luke?
All you care about is work and the gym and the bar.
Where do we come in?
Hey, I am exactly the same man that you married.
I haven't changed.
Exactly. Exactly the same.
Where's the growth?
Good job.
Good job. All right, see you tomorrow.
Holy cow. Who are you mad at, Counselor?
What? Oh, nobody.
I just, you know, you're sitting in a chair all day,
you get a little stiff.
Sometimes it feels good to explode on somebody. Ha!
Yeah, he's about to explode on those environmental guys.
Ain't that right, Mike?
I just hope it doesn't come to that, all right?
I'll do what I can.
You know it's gotta come to that.
Look, it's a process, okay?
Now, I understand not everybody is patient,
but patience is a virtue.
Patience got us nothing.
Yeah.
Kid's not wrong.
Hey, I'm a lawyer, not a miracle worker.
And did you get that paperwork done for me?
Ah, yeah, yeah. It's all good, it's good.
If you get a chance, stop by my office before you leave.
Yeah.
All right, Doc.
Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, come in.
I'll see you in a couple weeks.
Oh.
You feel better?
Yeah, yeah. In a weird kind of way, I do.
What's new?
Oh, nothing new under the sun, man.
Right?
I hate to do it, Mike, but I need another favor from you.
Okay. Shoot.
I got a guy, comes in at nights, he's part-time trainer.
Nice guy, good family.
He just got another DUI.
He got another DUI?
Yeah. Well, nice guy, but an idiot.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, he's not an idiot. That's the problem.
He's an educated man, an architect or something.
Like I said, nice family and a good job.
The guy's his own worst enemy.
And I need somebody to talk to him, scare him straight.
You--you want me to talk to him?
Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could represent him.
You know that's not what I do. It's not my kind of law.
Yeah, I know. Just this... This one's a little special.
I, uh...
He's the guy I was hoping would take over the place.
Okay, all right. Um...
But he's gonna have to come to me.
Fair enough.
Okay? I'm not gonna chase this guy down.
He comes to me.
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