Men of a Certain Age

Last season on Men of a Certain Age...

Goona be in the bunker.

You got no idea the pressure I'm under.

You're not the only one under pressure.

We're just having fun, that's all.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

- What? - I think I'm in love.

$ 400,000 dollars in debt.

I just want to get a handle on what you saddled me with here.

- Joe, Burton's sick. Cancer. - What?

Tell if you take the odds I mentioned on that chemo.

I think you should.

Feels good to finally be selling so cars, doesn't it?

It does not suck.

You need to calm down. This is not my fault.

We've got a divorce agreement.

Hey, dad.

Hey, guys. What's up?

Uh, wait. Where's my lunch?

Oh. Aw! Hurry. Go get it.

No. I'll just buy.

I'm not going back in there.

Yeah. Just go, dad. No, no. Go.

Hurry. Come on.

No. Mom's acting kind of crazy, so really, it's okay.

Yeah. Dad, go. We're gonna be late.

So, what's, uh, going on with mom?

I don't know.

She's been in a really bitchy mood for no reason all week.

All right, don't say that.

And I'm guessing there's a little more

To the story maybe.

Yeah. Mom's just been really weird lately --

So emotional and crying and moody and --

Crying? Yeah.

About like nothing.

Honestly, I think she's going through the change.

Oh, really?

And you know about that?

I do, because I am smart.

Okay.

Well, I'm sure it could be any number of things.

Just don't you guys make it worse by being all --

Okay. We got it, dad. Yeah.

What's the change?

Dad?

Yeah, I heard you.

Right?

Owen: Yeah, it is.

What's going on? What, you're done already?

It's a crazy day today. Got to get back.

And I'm meeting Erin for lunch, so I'm just having coffee.

Aw! This sucks, man.

I got a whole slate of stuff I want to talk about.

I got a Sonia thing, some sports stuff.

I got like a bunch of questions about my pee stream.

Sorry, but I got a crazy amount of stuff going on at work.

And Melissa's still doing product reviews for that website,

so when I get home, I have to deal with the kids.

You know, just...

That's why you need this.

Come on, man.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Why don't you take her to Mount Whitney?

Very funny.

What does that mean?

Oh, my 50th birthday's coming up.

I want us all to hike Mount Whitney.

As if that's some sort of party.

Hey, it's gonna be fun. Save the date.

Okay. See you. What date? What --

Aw, see? I'm missing all this.

All right, you got to hang out.

This is bullshit. Relax.

I got a little time before I have to meet Erin.

So Erin, huh -- so are you still, uh --

I believe the term you used was "in love"?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

I should have known why you didn't hit on

the waitress or the hostess or me.

Actually, Erin's been at a, uh, teachers' workshop,

so I haven't seen her in a week.

Okay, good, good.

I'm glad you guys are still, uh, whatever.

Oh, so -- so, this Sonia thing --

What? Aw, come on.

No.

What? What? What?

I got to go. Oh, come on.

You got a life now, too? Yeah.

Great. Sorry.

No time for Joe-Joe, right? Yeah.

I'm gonna text you the thing about my pee.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

Hi. Terry: Hi.

How are you? I'm good. I'm...Good.

God, I am so sorry.

I got a call from some parents.

They want to have a conference,

so I don't have time for a real lunch.

I ordered already. It's pretty good.

I come here all the time.

Hey.

Wow.

Boy, I didn't know if you still worked here.

How are you?

I'm good. Really good. Great, good.

Look at you.

Is that for a part or something?

No, no. I'm done with all that.

Actually, I'm working for Owen.

Really? The -- the car guy?

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, he says hi. Oh, he does?

He knew you were gonna see me?

No, no.

But, I mean, he -- he would have said hi.

It's a hypothetical hi.

Ah.

Can I get a, uh, large black, uh, coffee mm-hmm.

And a, uh, mediterranean panini?

That'll just be a couple minutes. Okay. Great.

I'm Annie.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, uh, sorry. Erin, Erin, Annie.

Annie, Erin.

Nice to meet you.

Um, can I get you something?

Actually -- oh, I think that's mine.

Oh, sure. There you go.

Great. Thanks. Enjoy.

I got it. Okay.

It's good to see you. Yeah.

Let me get that for you.

Oh, wow. Thanks.

Just go ahead and, uh, start eating.

Old friend?

Yeah.

Not that old.

Actually, she's, uh -- she's 58.

Really good using her sunscreen.

Uh-huh.

That was sort of a -- a fling.

I understand.

Hey, you know, this isn't really, um,

quite the "welcome back" meal that I was hoping for,

so maybe -- maybe tonight I could make you some risotto?

That's okay. Uh, you know what?

I'm so behind on grading papers and...

Oh, okay. I mean, you don't have to knock yourself out, though.

We can just -- we could go out to Norm's.

I know you like that place.

No. I want to cook for you.

Really? Yeah.

Or is there some other young girl at Norm's

you don't want me to meet?

No, no.

There is no young girl at Norm's.

What's the New Year's Eve stuff? Who put this here?

It looked like regular party stuff.

Well, no. Come on. It says, "Happy New Year 2009."

Yeah, get rid of this stuff.

I'm doing the golf thing.

I need you be on top of this stuff.

I know. Golf going good, though?

Hey, I think that's your, uh...

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Hey, sorry. I --

Albert's sleeping over at Wes' later,

and he forgot, well, everything.

Oh, geez.

All right. Come on.

Yeah. I was gonna put it in there,

but the door was locked.

Really? Oh.

I don't know. I tried it.

I -- but I guess I didn't twist hard enough or something.

Well, sometimes it sticks.

Yeah.

Oh, God. I'm all over the place.

Phew!

Well, you know what?

I should have -- I should have reminded Albert

about the guitar thing this morning.

No, it's not your fault. That's Albert.

That's his whole thing now.

He just roams around,

and I'm supposed to follow him like a servant.

Hey, um, you -- are you okay?

I mean, uh, you -- you doing all right?

'Cause you just -- I don't know. You look, uh --

yeah. No, I'm fine. Yeah.