What's Your Zodiac? (What's Your Raashee?)

Each moment I look out for That gorgeous face

I see many a face Don't see that face

She must be out there - the one

Whose sun sign Matches my heart-sign

What's your sun sign?

Here he comes... finally...

-Long Live Krishna, Bapuji... - Long Live Krishna... come on, give me.

-Just one letter? That's it? - Yes Bapuji!

-Here's your gift. - Thank you!

Yogesh...!

Yogesh is the only one, who sends me a letter on my birthday.

He's in America these days, completing his studies...

... but he never forgets to wish me Happy Birthday!

I have arrived on a decision...

... that I am going to 'will' all my land, all my property... to Yogesh!

Pragji bhai, I'm sure you have thought this through...

... but I had a question.

You have several grandchildren...

... then why would you want to will everything only to Yogesh?

-Because all the others are self-centered. - Really?

How to build selfless relationships, one must learn from this boy.

My younger daughter's younger son.

He knows how to form relationships... build relationships.

My son Jitu has been embroiled in a scam of half a million,..

.. in the share market.

He gave cheques to the creditors, but all the cheques have bounced.

He could get jailed any day!

So the question is - will Jitu go to jail? please have a look...

Jitu is not destined...

... to go to the dungeons!

-Jyotsna... Iight a lamp in the temple. - Yes Mummy.

Now the question is... how will we repay such a huge amount?

Is there anyone else?

-Then, please study this one. - Whose is this?

-Our younger son, Yogesh. Right... why leave this one out?

Quiet... Iisten carefully!

On the 20th of this very month...

... Yogesh will be married!

Come again? Are you sure?

Unbelievable...

... on the wedding day,..

.. Yogesh will get the blessings of the Goddess of wealth.

Really! Are you sure?

I have seen thousands of birth charts, but none like this one!

Mark my words Bharat bhai.

The moment Yogesh finishes going around the holy fire...

... that very moment it will rain money!

He will receive so much wealth, that you will need extra people to count it.

I cannot believe this, Bhautesh bhai!

He is right! Bapuji just called to say that the day Yogesh gets married...

... that very day, all his wealth will belong to Yogesh.

-I cannot believe you, Shakuntala! - Congratulations Bharat bhai!

This family's fortune is going to turn the day he gets married!

Very good!

But... under what pretext will we call Yogesh down here?

-Come son, get married! - Then, he surely won't.

What ifwe say that, you've got a heart attack?

This Jitu, has already got plans for me.

Hey Khodi...

... come on, wake up!

I'm going to lndia next week... do you need anything from there?

I'll let you know.

-See you later Khodi! - Ok, see you later.

We'll talk about the marketing tactics and the changing marketing situation...

... the branding of a country - lndia!

Jitu bhai! When did Pappa get the attack?

Which hospital?

Of course I'm coming. I'll call you as soon as I get a ticket.

Mummy don't worry... Jitu bhai how's Pappa?

Pappa... you look fine. - Yes... I am fine.

You've just suffered a heart attack and you've come here to receive me?

-Mummy and Jitubhai, how could you allow him?

-Yogesh... I have not suffered a heart attack!

Thank God!

-But then Jitu bhai had said... - He lied.

Yogesh, we have called you here because we want you to get married!

What?!

20th is your wedding day, everything has been finalized.

The pandit, the time, the venue, even the invites are ready.

Now all you need to do is select a girl.

Mummy, what's going on here? I don't get it.

Come on home, we'll tell you everything... Iet's go Shakuntala!

So, what have you got for me?

I was left with no other choice, but to lie!

Pappa, so if I have understood this right...

... you want me to get married,..

..so that Grandpa will 'will' me his property...

... and then you plan to sell that land and pay off Jitu bhai's debts?

-Am I right? - Correct!

I mean... I can't believe it! Jesus. - Got it. Ok!

I have an idea.

Why don't I go to the village and convince Grandpa to transfer...

... all the property on my name before the wedding.

Has my father-in-law ever listened to anyone that he will listen to you?

He won't.

But pappa, I don't want to get married right now.

Not now? Then when?

After I settle well into my new job. I mean, at least, after a year.

You mean precisely one year after we all go bankrupt! Perfect!

Shakuntala, when will your sons behave responsibly?

Jitu bhai, how could you?

Mummy...

... what's for breakfast? I'm starving.

Come on Yogesh, lets get paan, before the breakfast is laid.

Paan? So early in the morning?

Then you chew some gum... but come with me.

Yogesh, there is one more matter that you need to know.

What matter?

-The thing is that... - Yes?

-Actually l... - Jitu bhai... tell me, what is it?

Besides the 2.5 crores, I owe 1.5 crore Rupees more!

What? To whom?

-A brother. - A brother? Who's brother?

-Brother as in... a Don! - Damn Jitu bhai!

You mean 2.5 crores in cheque and the rest in cash?

-Total four! - Hey Share Bazaar...

We were heading to your house.

Why to my house? This matter need not reach my house, please!

Where were you this morning?

Hasn't Brother asked you to report everyday.

-Yes... - And who's this?

-Your bodyguard? - No, he's my brother.

-He's just come from America! - Remember, Share Bazaar...

... if Brother's doesn't get his money, then you won't even get to jail.

Actually... we were coming to meet Brother.

Brother is very busy...

... whatever you have to say, say to me.

Alright... then please tell Brother...

... that on the 20th is Yogesh's wedding!

Just a minute... the invite is in my pocket...

... here's the wedding invite! Brother's entire family is invited...

... and of course you two also.

And the money?

You will get it at the wedding itself.

You can count it while eating ice cream.

Let's see what Brother has to say... he will call you.

How come the bride's name is not mentioned?

As soon as the girl is selected, I will call you...

... please write it yourself.

If you're pulling a fast one on us, we'll make you dance the Garba!

Move...

Don't forget to report tomorrow!

please don't speak about this at home... everyone will get scared.

Jitu bhai, you're just too good! You're awesome!

You've just been sleeping all day!

Yogesh... I can understand what you're going through.

But remember, one cannot change one's destiny!

I don't want you to suffer because of Jitu's misdoings.

If you don't wish to get married, just say no! Alright.

Now don't worry too much and once again, try to get some sleep... ok?

What's your raashee?

Why is this question necessary?

Every sun sign is known by it's characteristics.

To get to know any male or female...

... it's very important to understand..

..every characteristic of every sun sign.

So this means that girls are divided in 1 2 types!

So what have you decided?

Yes... I will get married!

pappa, didn't I say he'd agree. Thanks Yogesh!

Come on, now quickly get ready.

-Why? Where are we going? - To Devu's place.

He has taken the responsibility to find you a suitable bride!

So why don't we borrow the money from uncle Devu?

He... has already taken forty lakhs from him.

So what? We'll return it.

And the money is Kanta's, not Devu's...

... Iisten, no one needs to know about Jitu's problem.

-Not even Devu! - Yeah, sure thing!

2.5 + 1.5 + 40?

Jitu bhai, where have you brought me?

I'm sorry, I forgot to mention to you,...

...we had to report to the Don today, let's hurry.

Please just back me up, ok? Remember, chand and Sooraj!

Did you call us?

Unless Brother says so you will not speak.

-Don't utter a word. - Alright.

-Not even this much. - Put your hands up!

Hold it!

It's my wallet.

-This is a comb. - Move it!

Lost your finger? I had warned you! Take him away.

Both of you please come.

Stack this!

Brother, here is Share Bazaar... and this is his brother - NRl!

Hello. - Sit.

You mean here? - Sit down!

-Hey NRl, what's your name? - Yogesh Patel.

Yogesh... you know what your name means?

Yeah I mean, Yogesh means... Yog as in possi...

The God of possibilities and impossibilities, Yogesh!

-Yogesh...! - Yes, exactly that.

-It's a good name. - Thank you!

-You know my name? - No...

Moolraj - the one who's the King of all he surveys - Moolraj!

Wow! You too have a nice name.

So Yogesh... what are the chances of getting my money back on the 20th?

Yes. - You will get it. - What if I don't, then?

Fingers will get chopped...

... everyday!