Amma Nanna O Tamil Ammai (అమ్మ నాన్న ఓ తమిళ అమ్మాయి)

When lady lecturers are sitting at the next table, why do ...

...you smoke? -That is class, this is mass

Why do you support high level people leaving your canteen work?

Go and count coffee cups.

Didn't you get your tiffin boxes today?

We are fasting today for Varalakshmi Vrartam.

Mr. lyer -Yes madam.

Please try this for a different taste

See those boys ! Causing us trouble with their smoking.

They will go to bar in the evening for oozing. Can you stop?

They are students in class only.

We should not bother about them beyond that.

Guess her age? -May be between 30-35

They are talking about you. -l'm listening.

The saree has covered. See the fold above her lumbar region

Who might have married her, but ..

What? What are talking? Fold? Which fold?

Are you talking of this fold? Didn't your mother have foldd?

Didn't you see it ever?

What are your comments? Dirty fellow

Why do you beat me madam?

This is not beating. This is smooth handling.

l have a son just like you as a fat donkey. Tall and fat.

lf my son knows of your comment he will beat you ...

...repeatedly leaving no empty space on your body

Then your skin will get folds. l pity U when l imagine the scene.

lmprove your left movements.

Unless you win this you can't attend National Olympics.

Continue like this. You will become Andhra Tyson ...

Will you stop?

Let us go. l will give you a drop, and pick up my mom.

You need not trouble. l can give her a drop.

Why would U go? lsn't it due to your craze about girls?

You can go now.

No problem, madam. We can go afterwards

What? Any of you trying to woo my son?

lt is not that. We wish to give you a life if he does'nt come

Why didn't you say 'bye' to her when she said 'bye' to you.

She is a waste, as she is becoming too fat.

She is looking at you only.

Excess salt is there in this.

Why, pickle is like this?

lsn't it good? -No taste, nothing.

lt will be like that my son.

This is known as Marriagaria, as similar as malaria.

That means this is a disease which afflicts the youth

Dissatisfaction with the menu of mother, desiring new tastes ...

... are the symptoms of this disease.

So, now you've to get yourself married, my naughty son.

l have no mood for marriage at present

People marry at appropriate age, not at mood.

Your marriage age has come and going away ...

... and you are becoming dry. When the age is barred ...

...nobody will offer a bride to you.-No problem.

Your father too used to take water like this.

How many times did l tell you not to pronounce his name?

Just l referred your father's name only, isn't it? -No.

Neither he is my father, nor your husband. He left us for our fate.

He is not related to us, for that reason.

He did not leave us. He had a goal in his life.

He didn't want any family trouble & wanted to live at a distance.

l have agreed to his proposal. We departed as friends only.

As friends? Meaning? Departed after shaking your hands?

l need not beat him, but you only.

Don't repeat his name again with me.

You need not sacrifice your food for my fasting. You can eat.

l have striked. Not you. Go and eat.

OK, give me food. -l can't.

l am hungry. Let us go and eat. -No.

Mother! Angry Lakshmi.

Mother! My golden mother! Please eat.

Please eat. This is your morsel.

Neither of you nor mine. l am dying for food.

Get mango pickle for me.

Chandu, Chandu.

Be silent and do your work.

What is the matter?

Our neighbour Mr.Dhanunjay had been to Tirupati and ...

... left the keys with us. His elder brother's daughter is ...

... coming from Madras today.

You have to pick up her from Railway Station, convince her and...

... bring her here and give a drop in our neighbour's house.

She got angry with these people for some reason.

These people are afraid of her visit to her uncle's house.

Your narration is very clear, but l could not understand

You couldn't understand?

Our neighbour had been to Tirupati.

His elder brother's daughter is coming from Madras tomorrow.

Please stop ...

A girl is coming from Madras. She is naughty.

l am to pick her up and drop her in neighbour's house. ls it? -Yes.

What is her name?

Name ... l have forgotten. But she'll come in a yellow chudidar.

That is enough. S5 or S6? -Eight.

Search in Charminar. Not in Palaknama.

Yellow chudidar (attire).

What is this? -Don't you know Telugu?

Are you Tamilian? -Yes

Leave my hands. Who're you to snatch my bag & go? Oh God!

ls there no one to ask this? What do you think of yourself?

You don't know about me. l'll kill you.

Come and get on the bike

No...- Let us go home. Come on...

Should l invite you? -This house ...

Some differences may arise with your uncle. You shouldn't feel.

lt is not that... -This is also a house.

Your uncle had been to Tirupati for a total shave of head.

Did you wash your face? What?

Brush ... brush ...! -No, not yet.

No brushing! But apply lipstick early morning. Go to bathroom.

Brush your teeth. Why do you see like that? Your teeth only.

Eat up. You should not be so naughty.

Excuse me please. ls this the house of Mr.Dhanunjay?

Yes. This is the house of Mr. Dhanunjay

... But who are you?

l am the daughter of his elder brother, coming from Madras.

l was told that somebody will be sent to pick me up.

Nobody has turned up. So l came here after a long wait.

lf so, who are you? -l am saying that only.

Aren't you the daughter of Dhanunjay's elder brother?-No

lf so, why did you wear this yellow attire?

Because this is my own dress

Why did you come with me to ride on a bicycle free?

You did not give me any chance to tell you anything.

You have brushed your teeth and ate four idlis.

l got those idlis for you. She ate all of them.

Why do you wait still? Please start and go away.

lf you stay for some more time, you will eat the whole house.

l've been telling you that for so long. Do you have any sense?

Enough, go...Auto..Take her to her destination, she will tell you.

She could've told me at least. lsn't it, mother?

Where have you given a chance?

You told me that she is naughty, so l have changed my style.

What happened mother? -Chest pain.

lf l die, what will you do, my son?

l'll kill you, if you say it again, Did you understand?

Call that girl. He is calling you ... -Jerk

Has it worked out? Who are you?

You will see a girl everyday?

Since you see her, she also sees you. You will smile.

lf she likes your face she also smiles.

After that both of you will have cool drinks and ...

... exchange ''l love you'' words. Your elders will come to know.

Some annoyance etc. happens.

Then you will threaten them etc. or you will shift yourselves.

lt takes nearly six months for a happy end of this episode.

What for will you marry? -What for? For nuptials Sir.

Please see this. Without any process, this girl is ready ...

... for your nuptials.

Are you a broker?

Either l am a broker, or speedbreaker, don't mind.

l can arrange this girl for you. ls this girl OK for you?

l can pay you whatever you want. Please set this girl for me

This is not a finance problem. Have you got a ration card?

What for? -For address proof.

Have you got passport? -Yes. -Very good

Please get xerox copies of your ration card, passport, income tax

.... assessment copy, health certificate, your 6 months bank ..

... balance to me and fill these papers.

lf we feel OK after our verification, pay Rs. 20,000 -

The nuptial marriage will be ready on the same night.

Are these papers essential?

To apply for a fridge loan the bank asks ninety questions

...for a small SlM card they will ask one lakh enquiries ...

Do you know how many precautions we've to take ...

...to send a pure virgin girl into a room with you?

You are aware sir, it is only for one night.

Without knowing you, your whereabouts how can we?

What would be her fate if you beat her inside the room?

lf you burn with cigarettes? Or sell her for Rs.1,000/-?

l am not such a man, Sir. -You know that. But l do not.

... These verifications are for that only. Don't waste the time.

... Carry on the process first.

Do you want to see again? -Enough.

Forgive us, God and hide this. -l'll do 108 rounds, God

Come fast, all of you -See there

l feel that, there is somebody here.

Whoever will be here at this time? -Come on...

This side. Nobody is here Sit

l can't smoke. Don't know how the males smoke

See there...

l know, you are so great.

Miss Chennai! -Come here. Come!

lt is not that, Sir. These people gave me ...

Do you know Telugu? -Little bit

You know Telugu little. And know to smoke fully.

Cigarette only? Rum, Brandy, Whisky, Gootka, Matka etc.?

Don't enact plays any more.

You came from Chennai, and spoil these Hyderabad girls?

l fall on your feet Sir. Please excuse me.

ln Chennai people fall on feet, but in Andhra they hug.

Yes, hug him.

Sorry sir ! We'll never smoke. -Good, very good.

This is enough for this day. Let's see tomorrow.

Why is this so exciting?

Why has'nt he come down till now?

Madam! lsn't today your birthday?-Yes.

l have practised through out the night? May l tell you. -Yes.

Stop. First let my son tell it. You tell after that. Do work.

l will be ready within 10 minutes and then we'll leave