The Amazing Panda Adventure

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

THE GIANT PANDA IS THE MOST FAMOUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD.

SHE IS THE INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL FOR PEACE,

ONLY THERE IS NO PEACE IN HER LIFE.

THE PANDAS LIVE IN THE FORESTS OF CHINA,

AND BECAUSE THE FORESTS ARE DISAPPEARING,

SO IS THE PANDA.

TODAY, THERE ARE FEWER

THAN 1,000 PANDAS LEFT IN THE WORLD,

BUT THE BIGGEST THREAT TO THEIR EXTINCTION

IS THAT PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE.

AND THAT'S WHAT MY DAD DOES FOR A LIVING.

HE'S IN CHINA, FIGHTING OFF THE LIONS

AND THE TIGERS AND THE POACHERS

TO SAVE THE PANDAS, JUST LIKE INDIANA JONES,

AND THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT HERE,

BECAUSE SAVING PANDAS ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.

THANK YOU, RYAN.

THAT WAS VERY NICE.

AND NOW WE'LL HEAR FROM JOHNNY'S FATHER,

WHO'LL SPEAK ABOUT HIS CHOSEN PROFESSION,

THE NIGHT SHIFT AT 7-ELEVEN.

THE BEST PART ABOUT DAD'S JOB

IS WHEN HE BRINGS HOME TWINKIES AND STUFF

WHEN THEY'RE PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE.

AREN'T YOU WORRIED THEY'RE SPOILED?

DAD SAYS THEY HAVE ENOUGH CHEMICALS TO CHOKE A MOOSE.

WHY DO YOU EAT IT?

IT TASTES GOOD. WHAT DO PANDAS EAT?

BAMBOO.

THAT'S LIKE EATING A TREE.

HOW DO THEY GET SO FAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

ASK YOUR MOM IF I CAN STAY FOR DINNER.

YOU STAY EVERY NIGHT.

I DON'T WANT HER THINKING I'M A MOOCH.

O.K.

I HOPE SHE'S MAKING MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY.

WHAT'S THAT?

THE SYMBOL OF THE RESERVE WHERE MY DAD WORKS.

HI, SWEETHEART.

HI, MOM.

HEY, JOHNNY.

HI, MS. TYLER.

WHAT'S HE HAVE TO SAY?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

GOING SOMEWHERE?

YEAH. CHINA.

SERIOUS?

OVER SPRING RECESS.

THAT'S COOL.

YOU AND OLD POP SAVING THE PANDA BEAR TOGETHER.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GOING?

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I FORGOT.

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN THERE?

SINCE THEY'VE BEEN DIVORCED--ABOUT TWO YEARS.

AMERICAN GLADIATORS. AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

GOODBYE, NEPTUNE.

GOODBYE, GEMINI.

GOODBYE, ORION.

GOOD HUNTING.

GOODBYE, BIG DIPPER.

DON'T SPILL ANYTHING WHEN I'M GONE.

GOODBYE, URSA MINOR,

YOU LITTLE BEAR, YOU.

I'VE SEWN NAMETAGS ON ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

WAIT. IF IT'S NOT CHINESE,

WHAT GOOD IS IT?

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

MOM, LISTEN.

AND DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH EYEBALLS IN IT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.

AND REMEMBER THAT DADDY'S GOING TO BE AT THE GATE.

IF ANYTHING DOES GO WRONG--

NEXT.

JUST TELL THEM YOU'RE AN AMERICAN.

NEXT.

WINDOW OR AISLE?

UM...UH...WINDOW.

MOM...MOM...

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

WHAT IS IT, HONEY?

I DON'T WANT TO GO.

WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO GO. I NEVER DID.

OH, HONEY.

WELL, WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW

TO TELL ME?

WE'LL BE BACK.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S FRIGHTENING

GOING TO A STRANGE COUNTRY.

I'M NOT A LITTLE KID.

I'M NOT SCARED.

THEN WHAT IS IT?

DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR FATHER?

I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO SEE ME.

OH, HONEY.

HEY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU AND JOHNNY GET

WHEN YOU PLAY NINTENDO?

YOU GET SO INTO IT

THAT HOURS GO BY AND I HAVE TO SCREAM

TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME.

THAT'S KIND OF HOW YOUR DAD IS ABOUT HIS WORK.

HIS WORK'S MORE IMPORTANT TO HIM THAN ME?

NO, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

FLIGHT 430 TO HONG KONG NOW BOARDING AT GATE 28.

THAT'S YOUR PLANE.

RYAN...

PLANES WORK BOTH WAYS.

IF YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE IT OVER THERE,

YOU CAN ALWAYS COME HOME.

PROMISE?

PROMISE.

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRL.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE WON'T HURT YOU.

TRANQUILIZE HER BEFORE SHE HURTS HERSELF.

EASY.

O.K., SHE'S DOWN.

LET'S GET THAT RADIO COLLAR ON HER.

AHH.

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

SHE SURE IS.

ALL RIGHT, GIRL,

NOW, THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.

YOU JUST RELAX.

THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

LET ME GET THIS ON.

UH-HUH.

THERE WE GO.

WE'RE PUTTING THIS ON YOU

SO WE CAN HELP YOU

IF YOU GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. THERE.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

SHE'S NURSING.

THAT'S GREAT.

SHE MUST HAVE A CUB HIDDEN SOMEWHERE.

THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

A CUB WOULD KEEP THE RESERVE OPEN.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WHEN SHE WAKES UP.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE RESERVE,

MAKE SURE WE'RE GETTING A CLEAR SIGNAL

FROM THE TRACKING COLLAR.

UM, I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER MICHAEL TYLER.

MICHAEL TYLER.

TYLER.

I SAID TYLER, NOT TOILET.

YES.

DAD!

IS THIS BUS GOING TO THE PANDA RESERVE?

I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG.

THE COLLAR ISN'T MOVING.

IF THE MOTHER BEAR IS HURT,

HER CUB WILL BE IN DANGER.

WE NEED THAT CUB TO KEEP THE RESERVE OPEN.

WE HAVE TO GO OUT NOW.

I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER PANDA.

OH, NO.

THE COMMITTEE, THEY ARE EARLY.

YOU'RE EARLY.

WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU YET.

WE'RE NOT PREPARED.

YES, DR. TYLER,

WE WERE SENT BY THE COMMITTEE

TO MAKE A PRELIMINARY REPORT

FOR MR. HSU ON PROGRESS OF RESERVE.

WE'RE NOT READY FOR AN INSPECTION.

WE ONLY MAKE PRELIMINARY REPORT.

MR. HSU WILL BE HERE

AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

THAT'S...

RYAN.

IT'S ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU SENT ME A TICKET.

I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE UNTIL THE 19th.

LING, WHAT'S TODAY?

19th.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET ME.

WELL, YOU MADE IT.

UH...

WELL...

YOU'RE HERE NOW, HUH?

BOY, YOU'VE GROWN.

DR. TYLER...

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BUT WE CANNOT COME BACK.

THE COMMITTEE MUST INSPECT NOW.

THIS RESERVE WAS SET UP TO SAVE THE PANDA,

AND RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT A PANDA SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

THAT MIGHT BE IN DANGER, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.

CHANG!

MR. CHANG WILL BE HAPPY

TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS,

SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME.