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Hello, this is Peter.
Mrs. Chen, how are you?
I'm coming over to pick up your baby.
But I can't find the route marker you mentioned.
Oh, ok!
Yes
Can you say that again?
It's really noisy over here I can't hear you.
OK
Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee
You broke two ribs.
Your right collar bone is broken, too.
You will have to wear a sling for a month.
Also you have pleural effusion.
But it doesn't seem serious.
I think reguar checks afterwards should suffice.
However, your heart is hurt rather badly.
Further observation is needed
Further observation is needed
Excuse me but what about the guy who hit me?
He didn't fasten his seat belt,
and suffered a heart attack after hitting you.
He died at the scene.
Then...who else can be held accountable?
Accountable for what?
For my loss.
I was hit!
Am I not eligible for compensations?
I don't know.
It can be difficult to sue a dead guy.
The Teddy Bears!
Mr. Lee,
Please get quickly
so we can tow the vehicle back.
Otherwise I can't claim for the insurance.
They are all gone.
Gone? What are gone?
Teddy Bears' luggage.
I don't see any other people here.
I am not talking about people! They are bears!
Bears?
Teddy Bears?
You mean those Teddy Bears in display windows
as toys?
Yes.
Teddy Bear with a red bow tie on the neck?
Yes, you saw my Teddy Bear.
Mr. Lee, you are out of your mind
Let me tell you,
it's useless that you act like a mental.
The person who hit you is dead.
I can't find his family.
This is not helpful for settlement of claims.
I'm not a mental.
There were three Teddy Bears in my car.
Each paid a tour fare of 8,000 dollars.
Total sum was 24,000 dollars for three of them.
Plus the cost for the one that didn't get on board,
it was 120,000 dollars in total.
You said someone paid you 8,000 dollars
for each Teddy Bear's oversea travel,
and then he himself is absent from the tour?
Yes.
So you are not out of your mind.
They are out of their minds.
The point here is not who is crazy and who is not.
It is the whereabouts of those bears.
Those bears are unique
to their masters.
They are soul sustenance to their masters.
Let's say if your daughter...
Don't rush me. I wanna hear this.
Let's say
If your daughter travels overseas
and gets missing in a foreign country,
how nervous and sad you'd be.
So your flag is for the bears to see.
Please Follow Me
Please bestow upon me the strength to face them.
Please bestow upon me the strength to face them.
Playing Tarot?
Why don't you tell my fortune for me?
What are these?
A present for a patient.
But the patient has asthma,
and he can't be near to stuffed toys.
It's a shame if I throw them away.
Then I remembered last time you told me
you lost three Teddy Bears.
Here are six Teddy Bears. Two times of what you used to have.
It's your good fortune.
But they are so tiny.
How big can Teddy Bears be?
Just pretend that they have had a car accident,
and got shorter because of fracture,
or they have fallen into the river
and got shrunken.
A magician.
Hello.
So you are a conman or what.
Hm ?
My cousin joined a group of swindlers too.
Oh!
But they only cheat foreigners.
Their theory is, don't cheat your nationals,
so that you'll not be conscience-stricken.
You are deceiving your own people.
Where is your conscience?
I'm not cheating anyone.
Ok, you are not cheating anyone.
You are just cheating Teddy Bears.
You young man talk crazy stuff!
Mister, take a look.
Tours for bears is quite common in other countries.
They don't arrange itineraries for real people.
They bring beloved Teddy Bears
for an oversea tour.
See,
Toy Surrogates Tour Czech While Masters Are Busy
We bring only bears, not people.
The fare is not inexpensive
Because we treat bears the same way we treat people.
The food they eat,
sites they visit,
and hotels they stay in,
are just the same as people.
Check this.
These are photos taken in Japan where these bears visited.
They slept on tatami flooring,
ate Ramen.
While in Rome, do Romans do.
So they had to line up for restroom.
It's so cute.
This is the post cards I sent to the masters
on behalf of their Teddy Bears.
This one is to a girlfriend.
To a mom.
To a girlfriend.
To a husband.
To a mistress.
This one,
this one is the coolest
His master requests first class for his flight
and throws a welcome party when he comes back.
Such good luck!
Of course.
Do you know anyone owns teddy bears
and wants to send the bears abroad?
Since we have the luck sharing the same ward,
I'll give you a discount
plus additional 7-day complimentary breakfasts.
Teddy Bears eat breakfast?
They sure do.
Gourmet food is one of the key points in our tour.
Some masters specify food preference for their Teddies.
Some are vegetarians,
some are allergic to seafood.
It sounds like building castle in the air.
You don't like this?
Or you don't collect Teddy Bear?
Mickey Mouse will do.
Mickey Mouse?
Or Hello Kitty.
We have hot-girl tour guides.
Excuse me.
Do you take Sponge Bob?
I'm sorry.
A severe car accident happened in the tour.
I guess it's the the fracture
that made Yark so small.
My arm is shorter
after my collar bone is broken.
I just didn't expect that
Yark would become so small.
Even his glasses are smaller.
I wonder if the degree of the spectacles would fit him.
Have Yark taken an X-ray examination?
Mm...
Not yet.
He should have.
It's the only way to determine which bone is broken.
Oh.
Will Yark grow back to original size
after the X-ray examination?
Yeah!
He'll probably be as big as he was
after the bones regrow.
I've made up my mind.
Peter, we are getting old.
I'm afraid we won't have time to wait for Yark to grow up.
He is now so small
that it will take a long time
for him to grow up.
By that time Grandma Jhu and I
will be in heaven.
If there's no one here to look after Yark,
we will die with regrets.
As a result I have decided
to ask you
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