Sweet Thing

Hey, what are you two doing over there?

Hey, what are you doing over there?

Get out of here.

You're so fast.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Wait up, wait up!

[both speaking in foreign language]

Here's your money.

My brother Nico and I was saving up for Christmas.

Our dad was Santa outside the bus depot.

He was gonna get us a tree.

Code two and 305.

Leave it

- Can I get it? - No, leave it!

Oh shoot!

Who's that?

It's Darla.

Her brother wants us to get married.

But I don't even like her.

And he's really scary.

And he has a Versace scar burned into his forehead.

Shit!

Where is your brother at?

I don't know.

Huh, well tell him my brother, Jezeer,

is looking for him to make the announcement.

- What announcement? - He didn't tell you?

Nope.

We're getting hooked up for real.

He's my man on record.

Don't you think I oughta know about it?

- You're his sister, huh? - Last I checked.

Well duh then.

'Course you should know.

All right,

I'll let him know Jezeer's looking for him.

Thank you, Nico's sister.

- Billy - Okay, Billy.

You got pretty hair, Billy.

Thank you, Darla.

I'll come by Christmas morning to show him my love

and bring him the present I made him.

- Okay. - Let's go

You're in some deep shit.

But the thing is, I don't like her anymore.

Her brother is scary.

Really?

Why?

We don't cut right to middle of 'em.

Hang it man.

Ow.

- I don't know. - Wait a minute!

Look.

Cool!

Billy would like that for Christmas.

WHat?

So what are you going

to get your girlfriend, Nico?

Shut up, Billy.

So what are you gonna get her?

Come on, stop it!

You have to get her something.

No, I don't.

I don't even like her.

What's going on?

What happened?

This girl Darla likes Nico.

She's your girlfriend.

Well, you better get used to it, handsome.

I don't like her.

I don't like her brother either.

He's a bully.

He has a Louis Vuitton scar

burned into his forehead.

- Versace. - What?

That didn't sound good.

Stay away from school now.

You shouldn't go to school anymore.

What do you think?

- Yeah! - Yeah.

- Thank you! - Thank you!

- What? - What?

What's wrong?

I think I'm just wondering,

I'm going through these magazines

and I'm trying to figure out what to give you.

Nice try, dad.

No really, I mean.

No, really.

If you could have anything in the world

that you wanted to have, what would it be?

I don't know.

There's gotta be something.

I'd get a Lamborghini or maybe a Ferrari.

How would you pay for gas?

Oh, that wouldn't really matter.

I'll have a mansion.

Well, when you get the mansion,

you gonna let me and Billy come visit you and stay there?

Or you're gonna be too big for us?

- No, you guys can stay! - Thank you.

- You'll have your own pool. - A pool?

Nico, you don't swim!

Yes, I can.

- No, you don't. - I do!

Got a new girlfriend

What are you doing here?

I didn't know you had a new girlfriend

You were supposed to meet me at the station.

You got a hair prettier than mine.

You got a hair prettier than mine !

Wait a minute, what are you talking about, man!

You're just like,

- what, are you drunk? - Can I get one of them?

Yeah, just come on in the other room.

What's the matter with you?

Yeah, get one out of the refrigerator.

It's all right.

When are you going to be back home?

There ain't nothing in here.

What time you're gonna be back?

Huh?

Wait a minute, let me get this maniac.

Get out!

Who told you to sit down!

You're not even supposed to wear that on your hat.

Get outta here!

I'll be with you in a second!

Are you gonna get a tree?

Of course.

Of course I'm going to.

I got Nico a present from Santa.

That's wonderful.

Hey, what?

I shouldn't even come with you.

You shouldn't be walking into my house.

Hey!

Is your note for Santa ready?

I don't believe in Santa.

Only little kids do.

I believe in him.

I think the people who don't are stupid.

Really?

Then how does he get in the house?

I think elves make keys.

Either that or he shrinks in and goes down the chimney

but I mean I don't know.

As long as you make a note, he'll get your a gift.

- Really? - Yeah.

Pepperoni?

Okay, I'll get some pepperoni.

Do you want some basil?

Throw on some basil!

- Let's have some olives! - No!

Okay, all right.

You're ready.

When is Dad coming home?

Soon.

He's coming home soon.

You are gonna tell me a story?

Yeah.

"The moment you doubt whether you can fly,

you cease forever to do it.

So come with me where dreams are born

and time is never planned.

Just think of happy things

and your heart will fly on wings forever in Never Land."

Nico?

Hey.

Shh, quiet.

Hey hey hey.

Hey.

Joy, joy to the world.

Gotta put this up here

Hugging a tree is a bitch under any circumstances.

Give me your hand, let's get up!

I'm okay, Billy, that's all right.

This just here is a very special one

for a very special person that I have.

So let's bring it into the living room.

- Okay. - Slow, slow.

Shh, you have to be quiet.

Joy to the world, sweetheart!

I was gonna bring a present for your mom,

but I don't want to come on too strong

'cause Freddie said to me, "Fuck it!"

Freddie said, "Fuck it, fuck it."

And I said,

"You know you can't fucking talking to me like that.

'Cause that's my wife, that's my wife.

That's okay.

She loves Chinese.