Bureau of Transformer (Dong wu guan li ju / 动物管理局)

Are these animals in your car?

Get out.

This is the veterinary certificate.

They’ve just got the vaccines.

No infectious diseases.

Everything is OK.

You can go.

Turn your face around.

Turn your face around now.

Pets owners’ assistant,

Hao Yizhen Pet Hospital,

provides solutions to all kinds of diseases.

We are qualified by School of Agriculture and Biology,

University of Pennsylvania.

Don’t bother me with minor diseases.

This is for infertility problems.

An injection is enough for the problems.

Tell me about Paul

One more time.

Paul...

Was born in Florence, Italy, 3 years ago.

He was born in the prestigious Leon family

In their magnificent mansion.

He is born

With pure blood and talent.

The old Mr. Leon likes him very much

And names him the Light of Florence.

He is a pure-blooded Garfield,

and is granted CFA certificate

and Game Quality Certification.

He was almost

Exchanged with Niuniu the Panda

With China.

But later he lost to the representative animal of Italy,

Tartini the eagle.

It’s a pity.

But if he is truly pure blood,

why does my Angela

have a bunch of

hybrid kittens with him?

Today, well, I don’t ask for more.

Just get me that Paul.

I want to see him.

Listen,

I have another story.

Another story?

Let him talk.

Have you ever heard of

Romeo and Juliet?

They love each other.

But their parents disagree due to their backgrounds.

Do you know what happened?

It’s such a sad story.

Doctor, you are so full of craps.

If somehow

I can’t see

That Paul who ruined my Angela,

I will make you another sad story.

Pets owners’ assistant,

Hao Yizhen Pet Hospital provides solutions to all kinds of diseases.

We are qualified by School of Agriculture and Biology,

University of Pennsylvania.

Come on. Shake hands,

and we are friends.

Buddy, you gave me 1000 for breeding.

I’ll return you 3000.

Here is 191.5.

I’ll give you the rest

in installments

by WeChat Pay.

Or Alipay.

Do you think we are here for money?

No, no, no.

Do you think we are here for money?

You shameless jerk.

My baby is ruined by some ugly bastard.

You want to put me to it for 3000?

Buddy, I’ve kept the dog for 10 years.

Don’t do it.

Leave him alone, buddy.

See? You have feelings with the dog.

And I feel the same for my baby girl.

So, today I’ll let you know how it feels

to lose someone you love.

Buddy, buddy, listen to me.

Buddy, please. Please...

Here he comes.

Buddy, this is Paul.

Is this Paul?

Actually, I haven’t tell you

that Angela was in love

with a street cat.

Their love has touched me.

But I was too naive.

The love between humans is based on background.

Let alone cats.

I promise to you.

One more day,

and I promise to give you

a bunch of pure blood Garfield kittens.

One more day?

Please.

Pay me the rest through WeChat by tomorrow.

Pets owners’ assistant,

Hao Yizhen Pet Hospital,

provides solutions to all kinds of diseases.

We are qualified by School of Agriculture and Biology,

University of Pennsylvania.

Don’t bother me with minor diseases.

This is for infertility problems.

Doctor,

I’ll come back tomorrow.

Don’t get into my nerves again.

Yes. Yes.

And, don’t you ever brag about this.

Here.

Really,

no exaggerating.

See you tomorrow.

Spring brings everything back to life.

For cats, it’s an important season for mating.

Male cats are tough when they mate.

They bite the back females force themselves in.

Dude,

don’t look at me. Look at her.

You’ve been putting together for 1 hour.

Make the move.

Come on. Make the move.

It’s urgent. Please help me out.

You don’t need to take the responsibility.

How about I find an owner for you when you’ve done.

Life is like this.

It get hurts

and highs.

Let me help you

get ready.

Come on.

Don’t be so rude.

Hi, honey,

what kind of service do you need?

Have you ever seen this man?

No.

And the cat?

I think so.

It ran that way.

What’s that sound?

Nothing.

Hi, pal,

I have a little immature suggestion.

What do you want?

I have filmed all this.

You’d better pay me for my losses.

Put the phone down.

Right now.

Or what?

Stop it there.

Chief!

Control,

We lost 713 Cross-border smuggler,

Huang Jiafei to Xiasha Road.

Let Team One help us get him.

Copy.

Freeze.

Don’t move.

Get back.

Control,

Huang Jiafei is heading to Nanyi Road market.

Be prepared.

I have uploaded the video on the Internet.

Pay for my phone.

Really?

Kevin, hurry up.

Move it.

Get out of the way.

I'm coming.

You are fast.

Is he on you or on me?

Stop it.

Now you don’t show off.

Freeze.

I’m the detector of the Third Branch of Bureau of Transformers.

According to Warrant No. 782,

you’re under arrest

for smuggling alcohol.

Hands behind your head and take a squad by the wall.

Now!

Stop.

Are you two nuts?

Are you reasonable?

Especially you.

You smashed my phone

and shot at my cat.

Guys, hear me out.

Are we protected by laws or not?

It’s none of your business.

Move aside.

Are you cat-nappers?

I heard that you mistreated cats. You have no sense.

Really?

No way.