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"MASQUERADE"

GORDON?

OH! HONEY, YOU STARTLED ME.

GOD.

I'M MAKING YOU BREAKFAST IN BED.

NOW, GO SLEEP FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES.

OH, YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC.

GORDON? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO! NO, DON'T DO IT!

C.J., SLOW DOWN.

NO, I WANT TO GO FASTER.

YEAH, WELL, THIS ISN'T A RACE. WE'RE ON PATROL.

WELL, THE FASTER WE PATROL, THE MORE AREA WE CAN COVER.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SPEED?

I LOVE IT. I DON'T KNOW.

MY HEART BEATS FAST, MY BLOOD PUMPS.

IT FEELS GREAT.

-HIT IT! -WHAT?

GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING. GO!

I KNOW THIS WOMAN.

I KNEW BEVERLY LOWRY.

BAYWATCH BOAT DOCK

HER HUSBAND WAS MY PSYCH PROFESSOR

AT LONG BEACH STATE,

BUT THERE'S NO WAY THAT GORDON LOWRY

WOULD HAVE MURDERED HIS WIFE.

THE POLICE THINK HE DID.

WELL, I DON'T.

HE EMPTIED OUT THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS,

THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX,

ALL OF HER JEWELRY IS GONE!

THE CUT END OF THE WIRE WRAPPED AROUND HER LEGS

MATCHES A SPOOL IN HIS GARAGE.

I'D SAY THAT'S PRETTY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE.

I THINK SOMEONE SET IT UP TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE DID IT.

STEPHANIE, HER BODY WAS WEIGHTED DOWN.

IT ONLY CAME TO THE SURFACE BECAUSE THE WIRE SNAPPED.

NOW, FACE IT.

THIS GUY'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY TO BORA BORA

WITH A NEW AND YOUNGER BEVERLY.

NO, IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY TO ME.

I DON'T THINK SO.

GARNER, WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?

MITCH!

LOS ANGELES COUNTY BEACHES & HARBORS

HERE YOU GO, JOHNNY. STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, WILL YOU?

WELL, FOR ONE THING,

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED.

SEE? I'M RIGHT.

YEAH, BUT HOMICIDE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME.

THEY'RE STILL CONVINCED LOWRY MURDERED HIS WIFE.

AH-HA. I AM RIGHT.

GARNER, WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID THAT

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED?

WELL, THIS RAN IN THE "TIMES" THREE MONTHS AGO.

RICH COUPLE LEAVES ON A WEEK-LONG CRUISE,

SUDDENLY, HUBBY SHOWS UP AT THE BANK, ALONE,

WITHDRAWS ALL THE MONEY, THEN, POOF, THEY DISAPPEAR.

IT SAYS THEY LEFT FROM THE SAME YACHT CLUB AS THE LOWRYS.

BUT THERE'S NO PROOF THEY'RE DEAD.

YEAH, WELL, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE.

MAYBE THEY DECIDED TO SAIL AWAY, DROP OUT OF SOCIETY.

DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE, "LOST IN AMERICA?"

UM... ALBERT BROOKS.

-ALBERT BROOKS. -RIGHT.

THEY DROP OUT, SHE BLOWS THEIR NEST EGG IN VEGAS.

AND THEN HE GOES BACK TO THE CASINO BAR--

YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES?

WELL HOW ABOUT "THE GHOST OF BLACKBEARD?"

THE SCENE WHERE THE PIRATES LOOT THE SHIP

AND MURDER EVERYBODY ON-BOARD.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE ARE NO PIRATES IN SANTA MONICA.

YEAH, WELL, WHAT IF DRUG RUNNERS ARE STEALING BOATS

TO USE FOR SMUGGLING?

OR SELLING THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET?

SOME OF THOSE YACHTS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.

DON'T CONVINCE ME. CONVINCE HOMICIDE.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW A YACHT BROKER.

HE'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME. I RESCUED HIS DAUGHTER.

I COULD USE ONE OF HIS YACHTS AND SET UP A STING.

WELL, THEIR M.O. IS THEY GO AFTER

RICH, MARRIED COUPLES.

DON'T EVEN THINK IT.

MITCH, PLEASE.

I'LL BACK YOU BOTH UP.

YOU GET SEASICK.

I'LL WEAR A PATCH.

HOBIE'S AT GAIL'S. COME ON, DO THIS FOR ME.

FORGET IT. THEY'LL RECOGNIZE US AT THE YACHT CLUB.

NO, THEY WON'T.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IMAGINING WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE IN A MUSTACHE.

THANK YOU, ELLERBEE.

DARLING, PLEASE.

OH.

WATCH OVER SUSHI FOR US, WOULD YOU?

SUSHI?

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OVERDOING IT?

NO.

EVERYONE'S WATCHING US.

-WE WANT THEM TO, REMEMBER? -MM.

EXCUSE ME.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, MY NAME IS LILLY VAN TRESS,

AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, TREVOR.

PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH OUR YACHT BROKER HERE.

OH, YES. LESLIE TOLD ME TO BE EXPECTING YOU.

WE'RE SAILING OFF ON OUR HONEYMOON.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH.

I'M FRED ADLER. I'M THE ASSISTANT DOCKMASTER.

THERE SHE IS.

SHALL WE?

THANK YOU KINDLY, SIR.

MR. VAN TRESS?

-WHAT? -MR. VAN TRESS?

OH. UH, YEAH-- YES?

NOW THAT YOU'VE GONE AND PURCHASED YOUR BOAT,

I HOPE YOU'LL GIVE SOME CONSIDERATION

TO BECOMING A MEMBER OF OUR CLUB.

WELL, WE WOULD DEFINITELY CONSIDER THAT,

BUT BEFORE WE MAKE OUR FINAL DECISION,

WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE A LIST OF ALL YOUR MEMBERS.

I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

YES, OF COURSE I DO.

-DARLING? -YES.

OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH.

NO, THAT ONE IS FOR REAL. FOR YOU.

THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.

WELL, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR MY LOVELY BRIDE.

WHY, TREVOR, I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.

LOS ANGELES COUNTY LIFEGUARD

-WE BETTER KEEP UP THE ACT. -WHAT FOR?

PEOPLE ARE STILL WATCHING.

KISS ME.

VENUS

OH, LOOK. A PARADE.

C.J., SLOW DOWN.

C.J.!

C.J.! C.J., PLEASE.

OH, COME ON, GARNER.

WE GOTTA MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE ON OFFICIAL DUTY.

OKAY, WE SHOULD REACH LOVER'S COVE

IN ABOUT TWO HOURS.

LIVE BAIT TO FISHERMAN. LIVE BAIT TO FISHERMAN.

COME IN. OVER.

THIS IS FISHERMAN.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE GREEN

AROUND THE GILLS THERE, FISHERMAN.

YEP. HE'S GOT HIS ROD AND REEL OVER THE SIDE RIGHT NOW.

SO, DID THE HONEYMOONERS SAIL OFF WITH TONS OF HOOPLA?

WE SURE ENOUGH DID.

FILLED OUT A YACHT APPLICATION.

NOW EVERYBODY AND HIS BROTHER KNOWS WE ARE FILTHY RICH

AND PUTTING IN AT LOVER'S COVE TONIGHT ALL BY OURSELVES.

LISTEN, WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY THERE.

SLOWLY.

AND, UH, I'LL COME ABOARD AFTER DARK.

JUST STAY OUT OF SIGHT TILL THEN.

WE DON'T WANT THE SOUND OF THE FISHERMAN'S REEL

UNSPOOLING TO FRIGHTEN AWAY THE FISH.

LISTEN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE SOUND

OF MY REEL UNSPOOLING IF THESE PATCHES WORKED.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP HIS LINE WOUND NICE AND TIGHT.

AND IF YOU NEED US, WE'LL BE AROUND THE POINT.

-AND TREVOR? -YES, DARLING?

IF YOU NEED A LITTLE PRIVACY ON YOUR HONEYMOON NIGHT,

I'LL BE SURE NOT TO BRING HIM OVER

UNTIL A LITTLE BIT AFTER DARK.

OOH, SOUNDS AWFULLY ROMANTIC.