The Hunt

Excuse me.

-Sir? Hmm?

Sir?

Can I get you a snack?

Huh? Uh, what?

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt.

-I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. -Ah.

I'm just kidding.

-Oh. Okay. -Yeah.

-What's up? -We have some fantastic caviar.

It's osetra, fresh from...

You ever had caviar?

No, sir.

It's delicious. It is, yeah.

-But I had some last night. -Mm.

You know what? I'm actually in the mood

for something a little bit more Mediterranean.

Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing

with some figs or even, like, um,

uh, like, any kind of small fish?

I'm sorry, sir. We don't...

we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here.

Well, fuck.

How about a glass of champagne?

-Boom. -Great.

Perfect.

-Hey, is that the Heidsieck? -I'm sorry?

A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.

Couple years back, they found the wreck

and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck.

They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up.

Athena bought three bottles at 250K per.

And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like.

It's just plain ol' champagne.

- -Hmm.

-You like working for Athena? -Yes, she's...

-sweet. -

She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that.

- -

Whoa, hey, Jesus!

-What are you doing? What is happening here?

- -

-What the... Oh, fuck!

-Sh... Ah, shit. What's going on?

What is happening?

One of them's fucking awake, man.

-Oh. Okay. Gross.

What... Ted!

Okay, uh, calm down. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Everything's okay. Everything's fine.

Hey, it's all right.

- -Uh, would you...

-get-get some towels? -Yeah, get towels.

-Okay, uh, no, it's okay. Oh, Jesus.

It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right.

It's okay. I'm a doctor.

Ted, Ted, come on, man. -Oh, great. Fantastic.

If you could just lay those towels

-on the floor right there. -Fuck.

Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name?

His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I...

Randy.

R-Randy? Oh, that's great.

Now, I just need you... We're just gonna...

We're just gonna go down to the floor.

Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good.

Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels.

There you go. There you go.

Uh... Oh, uh, may I use your pen?

-Pen. Yes. -Thanks.

Okay, Randy.

I'm gonna put you back to sleep now.

-What? -Because you woke up

before you were supposed to.

-Whoa! -Fuck!

Hey, you're bleeding.

- -Ted, what the fuck, man?

He woke up. And we can't have you

talking about this, now, can we, Randy?

It hasn't even started yet, man.

Oh, geez. What the fuck?

You guys just gonna stand there?

-Oh! -Oh!

Oh, my God.

-Uh, whoa. -Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill.

You need to just-just take it easy.

-Oh, hey. All right, all right.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Shit. Shit.

-Oh, my God! Oh, that's gross.

Grab him!

- -No! Stop!

All right, all right, all right.

-Hold on, hold on. Hold on. -Motherfucker.

-It's okay, now. All right, all right. -LIBERTY: Oh, no!

Hey.

-Put him in the back with the rest. -This isn't right.

I mean, he doesn't even know.

I mean, it hasn't even started yet.

- -God.

No sentimentality, comrade.

War is war.

Oh, uh, thanks.

-Oh. -

Would you... would you grab me

a little seltzer water or something?

Fucking redneck.

H-Help.

: Oh, God.

Hey. Hey.

Hello!

Hey.

What the hell is this?

What?

Oh, no! No, no, no.

: Oh, no. It's a trap.

-Huh? -Trap.

Trap.

Oh, my God!

- -

Huh.

What the fuck?

What's that?

Hey!

-Thank you. -

Thank you.

Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry.

-All right. -

This ought to help, huh?

Yeah.

All right, there you go.

All right, hey, guys, I got keys.

-I got keys. Here, here, here. -

Here. Turn around.

Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked.

What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this?

Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.

Oh, I can't use that.

Can you do this?

Yeah.

You can squeeze a trigger, then.

Take it.

What is this? What the fuck is this, man?

What do we need guns for?

We'll get out of here.

TEC-9, Lou.

Hey.

Hey. Let me show you.

-Safety. -

Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay?

Thanks.

You're welcome.

-What was that? -I think that was a rifle.

- -

- -Everybody get the fuck down!

-Move! -Go! Go! Go! -

-That almost hit me. -

F...

Oh, f...

Jesus Ch-Christ.