Sex and the Future

Next.

Hey I'm uh Evan Kleinman reading for the role of Jose Perez.

Oh...

Cristina I, uh...

I really like you and I've been waiting to do this for

some time...

Well, the kiss?

Go.

Just kiss her, come on.

Um...

Go

Kiss her, come on.

Okay uh, thank you.

Can I just go out and come back in?

No. That's not gonna work. Nah I'm sorry,

We're not gonna call you, it's not gonna happen. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that wasn't good.

You made out with someone who had herpes?

Hahahaha! You loser!

Has this happened to you?

Actually sir can you just drop me off right here

on this corner. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah you know what sir I'm actually gonna get out too.

What kind of car do you drive?

This is not suitable for Gluber pool.

It says here your drop off is in the valley.

I'm just gonna walk up Laurel Canyon drive.

Just please give me five stars. Please?

Hey dad.

What's up, son?

Uh, I just got out of an audition.

Actually, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a callback.

What's the pay?

Copy, credit, meal...

Listen! It's not good enough.

We've been through this a million times! I'm an actor!

Why don't you come back home and work with your old man?

Mom and I cannot see you struggling like that.

I love you. I gotta go. Okay? Oh, one last thing!

Can you wire me some money?

I have a couple bills I need to take care of.

Listen and listen good! This is the last time.

Of course, of course Dad.

Thank you so much. I love you.

Hey guys! Evan here. I just got out of an audition and

it went amazing! I'll keep you guys posted if I got it.

Evan out!

Oh, about time!

Hello Evan.

VR mode starting.

My God...

Oh Evan...

I'm so horny.

Before we start making out, do you wanna dance?

I'd love to.

Let me make you happy.

Yes.

The country of Allur was founded in 1894

by two hot people.

No one is certain of its exact geographical location

but many speculate it is in the Middle East.

The kingdom of Allur was in such financial crisis that

the royal guards had to wear Halloween costumes.

The kingdom of Allur. A naturally beautiful country.

From its scenic views and flowing rivers

to its gorgeous natives.

Our land will transport you to a world rich with romance

and passion all provided by Zuku Zuku.

For decades Allur has been the leader in the sacred art

of love making. Not even the Kama Sutra knows of such lust.

Allur, the land of Zuku Zuku. Travel packages now available.

Cut!

This is what we do? This is shit! This is purely shit!

Calm down! Imagining a big lollypop!

Lollypop?

Lollypop!

Did you guys like it?

I loved it! it's great!

Yes it is fantastic work!

But we are going with the other plan.

You know the Zuku Zuku doesn't work well anymore anyways.

All these western hipsters care about these days is

quick bang bang sploosh!

Your royal highness, Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali!

Mommy.

Father.

Khalid, Khalid! You made sure my third son is

occupied during this meeting?

Oh yes your majesty, nothing to worry about.

Darwin Coming!

Darwin you are so brave, why don't I just untie you

and we go back to bed?

If we ever get out of this, that villain is going to pay!

Oh Mister Darwin! You are so handsome!

Oh ok, tea time!

Just come lay with me!

Our time for today is over. I have a family meeting.

I gotta go!

Where's the mirror?

There are no mirrors here. Let me tell you my story.

Once upon a time I was born, like I am now, I was

incredibly handsome...

It must never leave the palace

What is this? This is dangerous.

Is it a baby?

In fact a witch decreed that if I ever saw myself in the mirror

I would turn ugly.

We made this?

That's why there are no mirrors here.

How unlucky it is that you'll never be able to witness

your own beauty?

And what is more important than being handsome?

Nothing my prince.

The prince must go now.

It has been decided. We will complete a two billion dollar

deal with hip new energy out in California.

Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed will leave tomorrow to seal the deal

and deliver the bags of money to Los Angeles.

Why don't you wire the money?

Because they want to charge me a thirty dollar wiring fee!

What a rip off!

Sons, this is our last resort to save the country.

I trust you to take care of this. Good day.

The royal Highnesses, Prince Fahad!

What is this father? I'm hearing about Los Angeles.

I have been asking years to send me to Hollywood.

I'm sending your brothers Ali and Ahmed to California

to invest in new forms of energy.

Energy is our business after all.

I have been wasting my talents here.

Your only talent is having sex and watching

that stupid Darwin action movie!

Darwin action films!

Silence!

Please father.

Enough! You're forbidden to leave this palace.

The world is full of mirrors Fahad, and you know what

happens when you look into one.

I know what's gonna happen. I will become ugly

and I will be sent to live with the cows.

Exactly, you have no self control. You can't be trusted.

This is for your own safety.

We are simply trying to protect you, Fahad.

Protect me from what my mom? I'm wasting my time here.

Meeting adjourned!

Khalid! Khalid!

Yes, your majesty.

I have an important job for you.

Right hand man kind of important?

I need you to keep Prince Fahad safe.

Of course your majesty, that has always been my job.

You understand he's always been different.

It is true. The Prince marches to the beat of his own drum.

He's damned ugly!

Oh yes, that.

Don't let him ruin the opportunity to save the country.

I will not fail you my king.

Of course you won't. Otherwise you will be hung.

Wait, I thought we don't do that anymore!

You're right. We will cut off your testicles.

Both of them?

Both of them!

Oh my god...

Oh! What?

What is that?

Oh you found the new prototype.

Yeah, I'm testing out this new hydrocarbon silicone

polymer composite.

Wait, so it's a head that gives head?

That's the idea.

Is this a sex toy?

Mhm.

Dude you can make a full robot of her.

I would so love that. I mean, just imagine. You and me, we'll

be able to get with the most beautiful women in the world

even if we look like bridge trolls, which we don't

by the way.

And the sex will be real.

It's sex and the future!

So this is your plan? Your plan to finally lose your virginity.

Nice work buddy. I'm proud of you.

But it's complicated. I'm low on funds.

So how was last night with that chick from your acting class?

Am I good or am I good?

Ah man, the file, it skipped a little bit, but otherwise

incredible. Barry you're a genius.

Just wait once I figure out this sex-bot thing. All I need is

one pathetic rich guy who's willing to cough over some

major mulah...

Ah!

You poisoned them?

They are asleep.

You took my Xanax.

Khalid we must go, quickly.

But I have to speak to your father

and brothers before their flight.

They are not going. We are.

No we cannot!

Khalid.

The jet is ready for take off. I am going, either you are going