Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist

- That giraffe is, like, staring at me. - Sorry.

- Daryl gets a little jealous. - Okay.

I...

needed...

this.

- Me too. - Mm.

No, I mean,

we have been hooking up for the last five minutes,

and I haven't even thought about my dad once.

Yeah, maybe we should keep not thinking about him?

Come here.

What I mean to say is...

This is a nice distraction.

You know, after living in heaviness for so long.

I could really use a grief vacation, if that makes sense.

Oh, that makes sense.

And I'm happy to be your distraction...

multiple times if that's what it takes.

Who's ready for "House Hunters?"

- Oh! - Oh, Max, you're in here.

What... it's great. Boys are allowed in here.

I mean, you're a man, obviously, which is also great.

Mom, do you think we could take a rain check on TV night?

Of course, of course.

Uh, have some popcorn in case you work up an appetite...

For... for whatever reason.

Okay, I'm just going to turn the TV up

so I can't hear anything.

I was never here. Bye.

Um, so where were we?

I think back in junior high?

Okay, how about this?

Tomorrow we have a full-on romantic date night

at my apartment.

I'll head back there after work.

I'll make a perfectly below-average dinner,

and I'll put on whatever music...

People listen to

when they have sexy time.

No, never get a place near the highway!

Yeah, date night at your place is gonna be awesome.

Ugh.

- Hey, roomie. Top of the morning to you.

Why are you still looking at that PSP website?

I like to see if there's any breakthroughs

in your father's disease, and...

Mom, you know you're allowed

to take a break from that, right?

I just don't know how to turn it off.

I mean, I have been trying to help

for the last year and a half,

and I don't know what to do with all that energy.

We can start by doing this.

Now, can we talk about something else?

Okay, did you and Max finally do it?

It's not exactly the conversation I had in mind,

and can you just be a little less comfortable

talking about my sex life?

Ooh, we talking about Zoey's sex life?

- Who was it? Max or Simon? Please say Simon.

Oh, but I feel like Max has put in so much more time.

This family needs better boundaries.

Emily, where is your sister?

I thought she was already in town.

- What? Jenna's coming?

I haven't seen her since she danced

into the cake at your wedding.

- She is fun at parties. - Yes.

Jenna was supposed to get in last night,

but she hit a squirrel on the drive from Seattle,

and so she had to take it to an animal hospital...

where she vibed with an orderly named Leon

and told me she wanted to see where it goes.

So I just told her to come over whenever.

Where is my nephew?

Okay, I need to see his smushy face now!

I'm guessing that's her.

Hey!

Okay, I got everyone breakfast burritos.

Well, everyone except Miles,

I'm pretty sure he's not on solids yet, right?

Yeah, that's correct.

I think burritos really are a three-month thing.

Jenna, you made it!

I would've been here sooner, but I had to stop

at my favorite taquería in the Mission first.

It is super authentic. Hope y'all like tripe.

Mmm, sounds delicious.

Make yourself at home, Jenna.

Wrong move, you're dead.

I'm gonna take my burrito to go.

I have to head into work early 'cause I have a thing tonight.

Nice to see you, Jenna.

I would watch out for those two.

Okay, so, just to recap

our plan of attack on the restaurant,

I will get cracking on a program

that links all the major food-delivery apps,

and you can start thinking about front-of-house stuff,

like decor, cocktail menu,

and how we present things like lo mein, seafood towers,

and loaded nachos all on the same table.

Done, done, done, and done, but now I really want nachos.

Okay, great.

So the last thing we need to do for now

is just sign a contract to make this whole thing official.

Oh, but, baby, we don't need to do that.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

It's just a basic 50/50 partnership agreement.

I downloaded it for free online.

It's, like, four sentences long.

I even found a typo in it.

Ooh, I'm sorry, but, you know,

I can't be locked down.

It really limits my freedom.

What? Oh, no, no, no, I'm not trying to limit you.

I'm just trying to be professional.

I thought you were excited about the idea

- of working on this together. - I am.

I'm just like a little bird who can't be locked in a cage.

And speaking of this little bird,

this little bird needs some fresh air

and a smoothie... I'll be back.

Ooh, maybe I'll go get some shoes,

get a new handbag, get my nails done,

get my hair done.

What?

Hello, Max.

Just wanted to leave you a quick message

to let you know I came in early to motivate the troops

so we can all be out by 5:00 and have sex.

Well, we'll be having sex.

The others I can almost guarantee will not.

Here's hoping my first day as boss will be smooth sailing.

Flip it!

Flip it!

Hey, there we go!

How great was that?

We're friends now.

Morning, team.

Why is this a good use of company time?

Zoey, can we have a quick executive sidebar?

So I know it might seem like we're wasting time,

but I'm just letting them blow off some steam.

Studies show it helps with productivity.

Well, I'm glad you're embracing your new role

as team manager, Leif, but, uh, how does a game

called "Nut Punch" help with productivity?

Yeah, I'll try and get them to focus.

- Great. I believe in you.

And if we finish our work quickly,

we can all go home early tonight.

Morning, boss.

That's right.

I am technically your boss, too.

Doesn't mean you get special treatment.

I am going to ride you so hard...

No, that came out wrong.

Um, have you checked social media lately?

Because the new Sprqpoint Watch update is blowing up.

That's amazing.

Congrats to you and the marketing team.

- No, not in a good way. I mean literally blowing up.

My watch is on fire!

That's so far away.

How do we know he's wearing a Sprqpoint...

My Sprqpoint Watch Model 3 Edition

is burning my frickin' wrist off!

Wow.

We are...

Sorry.

I just have to send a quick...

totally business-related text.

So, as you may be aware,

I am the new boss of the fourth floor.

So away we go.

Something is causing our watch batteries to overheat

while people are wearing them.

Right now it's just a few cases,

but we need to fix this fast.

So, Leif, do you think that it has something to do

with the software update that went out yesterday?

Um, well, I mean, technically,

it could have something to do with the update,

but it could also be a hardware issue

or a third-party app.

I mean, Mercury's in retrograde.

Why does Mercury in retrograde

have anything to with over...

Hey, hey, can you see me?

Am I glitching? I feel like I'm glitching.

- Hi, Danny Michael Davis. What a surprise.

You look great.

House arrest really becomes you.

Yeah, if you could see this bulky ankle bracelet,

you'd know that things have been pretty rough

for me right now.