A Love Like This

Hey, honey.

I'm so excited to see you, but I'm having some vehicle issues,

and I'm not at the house yet.

Flat tire.

No, I know, I know.

It's-- listen, I'll make it up to you.

I have my ways.

If you get to the house before me, the code to the front door

is 2215.

Yeah, 2215.

All right. I'll see you soon.

And you shave for them.

Okay.

This is going to be the best weekend of your life.

Unreal.

I thought you were going to be late.

I lied.

Mm-hmm.

It's not my birthday.

- I know, but they only had birthday cakes.

Why'd you even get a cake?

Because we're celebrating.

Oh.

Well.

Mm-hmm.

Really? That's good?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, try it.

This can't be good.

- I hope that wasn't ice cream cake.

Oh man, this house is so amazing.

You didn't have to do all this.

I know, but I wanted to.

Ever the showman.

- I told you I had a few surprises planned.

Paul.

Happy birthday.

It's not my birthday.

Holy shit.

No way.

I know, right?

Ah, where did you find this?

- I was cleaning out the closet,

and I found it tucked away in the back in a shoebox

along with every letter you ever wrote me.

Oh, that's so sweet.

- My hoarder self was thanking me when I saw it.

God.

I want to listen to this.

I know, me too.

There's no tracks listed.

- Well, you know there's The Cure on there.

Dismiss.

Van Halen.

How do we listen to this?

- Well, we could build a time machine, take it back to 1989,

and use the tape deck in your Nova.

- What do you think the first track is?

Definitely "The Boss."

That is one of my favorites.

I know.

- It's not the first one, though.

You don't lead with that song.

You finish with that song.

Definitely.

What do you want to do tonight?

I don't know.

Maybe just stay in and look at the stars.

That's a great answer.

Let the record show the lady has opted to stay in.

God, this is so nice.

The ocean air and stars.

- One thing I think we should do

is have sex in every room in this house.

How many rooms are there?

10, I think.

Dream on, loverboy.

- I know it's ambitious, but we should

at least challenge ourselves.

Let's never forget this moment.

How could I?

Okay, here it is.

You talkin' to me?

So bad.

- Oh, 'cause I can't do New York.

It's bad.

What if he's, like, Scottish?

Yeah, yeah.

Right, like, Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

I love it.

Are you talking to me?

- Okay, give me, um, give me Spanish.

Okay.

Okay, wait.

Okay, give me Chinese.

You know I speak Chinese,

Okay.

I do.

Do it again.

No question mark.

That's amazing.

That's how-- will you--

will you do something for me?

What?

Will you speak French?

That's real.

That's cute. Yeah, yeah.

- You said poof. - No.

I'm glad we're here.

Me too.

I really needed this.

What time is it?

- Judging by the placement of the moon, I don't know.

I think I'm going to go call.

Okay, me too.

You want to stay here and I'll--

I'll go in the house?

Sure. Okay.

Hi, baby.

I'm good.

Oh, Mommy can't FaceTime right now.

Yeah, I miss you too.

Is Daddy there?

Can you get him for me?

Okay, my sweet.

I love you so much.

Hi.

How's it going?

I got here about 6:00.

What do you mean? I did say 6:00.

No.

When was the last time you had dinner on a flight?

I just had some pretzels and peanuts.

You know, normal, plain stuff.

I just have a few meetings with Lee tomorrow,

and then, I don't know, that's it.

I actually don't know anyone that's here for the conference.

It's mostly sales.

I don't know.

I think they're doing food for us at the hotel or something.

You're really concerned with what I'm eating.

Yes, I'm eating.

Jesus.

Aw, that sounds cute.

I'm sorry I missed it.

Will you send me a pic?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Um, mostly just meetings.

Yeah.

Jake wants us to go visit the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

I mean, I don't want to go.

I don't know what he's thinking.

I'm just going to stay in, order room service,

read books, just chill.

Yeah, okay.

Sounds good.

We'll talk soon.

Bye.

- Of course it's my fault. Yeah, no, it is.

It's 100% my fault. I'll say that on Wednesday.

How about that?

On Wednesday, not Monday.

Can't do it on Monday.

I'm not going to be back Monday, so

make it on Wednesday.

I told you that on Thursday.

No, if I was being pedantic,

I'd tell you the days of the week.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Fri--

I don't know.

You bring out the best in me, hon.

I'm not being condescending.

I'm just saying if this is a scheduling conversation,

I don't have time for this shit.

We're paying the guy.

I'm paying the guy.

Just make it later in the week.

Write him an email.

Okay, I'll write him an email.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll write him the email. I'll CC you on it.

Good night.

Night.

Good morning.

Hi, babe.

I made you some coffee.

Oh, you're the best.

Did you sleep good?

Yeah.

I had some trippy dreams, though.

I was singing nursery rhymes with Bruce Springsteen,

and there was a classroom full of tigers.

Wow. That's a lot to unpack.

Mmm.

This is so good.

It's so good, right?

I took some oat milk and I boil it first,

and then I use this, like, frother.