Ramji Londonwaley (रामजी लोंदोंवालेय)

whether it is uncle or aunt, whether it is uncle or aunt.

whoever it may be.

Ramji has spices..

..for everyone.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

He gives food according to the hunger.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

This is too good.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

His strings are attached to the household of chefs.

Attached to the household of chefs..

..generations after generations. They are all chefs

His strings are attached to the household of chefs.

He is like a toad from a well.

He is the king of the well.

The whole well sings praises of him.

He has spent many a years boiling himself then learnt to boil.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

He had the responsibility of marrying off his sister.

Day and night this was the thought that rode his mind.

Hey, little one. lsn't he good? He has this art in him.

You like him don't you? He went for a spin in just a turn.

He has this art in him. He went for a spin in just a turn.

He has this art in him.

He casts the spell and fills every moment with love.

He makes every moment delicious.

whoever it may be.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Here you are Ramji.

Seth-ji, take this.

No keep it. And go. Thank you very very much.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock. Lock to every key.

He gives food according to the hunger.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

He gives food according to the hunger.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

Ramji has spices for everyone.

'ln those days Gopal Narayan Tiwari was very well known.'

'He was a very well known chef.'

'God has his ways. He died in a kitchen too.'

'ln Jhullan's wedding he was cooking green peas.'

'He breathed his last holding his chest.'

'At that time Ramji was 12 years old.'

'And Parvati his younger sister was 7 years old.'

'At that time Ramji threw his text books and note books..

..and got into his father's shoes.'

'He has turned out to be a better chef than his father.'

'And he has just one dream..

..to wed Parvati lavishly.'

'He didn't even spend a penny for himself.'

'He saved every penny for Parvati's wedding.'

'And today is that day.'

'The wedding is so grand..

..that the entire village is wide-eyed.'

what is this aunty, Again the same story.

Grandpa, grandma, Pandey-ji is here!

Pandey-ji greetings! - Tomorrow come over to the factory,

Greetings! - welcome!

No. Right now, l'm at a family function.

where has this Radhe disappeared?

He'll totally ruin my reputation.

Congratulations Mishra-ji.

Hey Papua.. - Yes.

Did you see Radhe?

No. l didn't see him. - where the hell did he go?

Bless you. - Be happy.

May God bless you with lots of kids, child!

My son gave away all the money.

The Lord only knows, what sacrifice my son has given..

..to collect so much money. - Thank you very much.

Radhe.. Radhe..

what's the matter? Any problem?

l don't know where the hell is that Radhe?

Radhe? The barber? - Yes. - There, he is sitting.

He is still eating there.

l was tired looking for him and he is sitting here and belching.

l will..!

Does the bride's father-in-law need a shave?

l would be blessed if he doesn't shave me off! - what!

what is it dear? So much time to count it!

l think you're counting it peacefully.

l'm not being able to face her father -in-law since morning. - why not?

l had to take the dowry money from Radhe and give it to him.

Then what was that which l gave him, wrapped in a red cloth. Ram-ji..

l'm almost finished. lt is 251 .

Have you confirmed that it is the right amount? - Yes father.

Now keep it in the cupboard and lock it, all right.

l'll go to the bank tomorrow morning and deposit it.

ln a bank?!

l'm sorry to interrupt, father.

But there is no need to go that far.

we will call Chaurasia-ji here and have it done.

will you have raw betel nut or roasted?

Betel nut!

Are you out of your mind?

You're the limit!

what had we decided?

l was ready to marry your daughter without having a look at her. why?

So that l could use the dowry money you would give me..

..to pay for Parvati's dowry.

And you are not at all concerned!

Give me the money.

what is this? Bank draft! You're the limit!

She eloped and took the money along with her too.

She writes that she won't marry a stinking chef like you.

Do you think l'm a fool, like you?

Did you think l won't know the difference between..

..a betel leaf and a note?

Look Ram-ji, if l wish, l can destroy your reputation right now.

Look at my son.. ls he lying on the footpath?

He reads weather report on television.

The weather condition..

The chief minister doesn't fly his helicopter till he listens to him.

lf you had any problem, you could have told me.

we could have thought of something else.

But l don't understand this betel leaf.

Forgive us.

we were hoping to get the money from somewhere, but we didn't.

That's why this trouble.

He has arranged for everything..

..made the wedding preparations beyond his means.

He has cooked the feast himself and..

..desert and ice-cream has also been arranged for.

Kulfi.. Kulfi..

Yes. Did you have it? Someone get some kulfi for sir.

To hell with your kulfi!

You can get kulfi or an ice-slab.

But l'll not cool down. That's it.

Listen.. - what is it?

Pandey-ji is leaving.

Shouldn't we give him the parting gift?

l'm coming. l'm coming. Come on.

Look Ram-ji, the wedding has already taken place.

we'll take the bride with us.

l'm respecting you. - Thank you very much.

No, no, no. The wedding is over..

..but it doesn't mean that we have been duped.

we have a solution for all rituals.

He takes so much trouble.

Even when it rains, he goes on his scooter to read..

..the weather report on television.

when he sits before the camera, water drips from his hair.

Tell me, what is the solution?

Do you have any solution?

Do you?

we had bought a new raincoat to go to the temple.

But if you wish we can buy a new one.

You are talking about umbrellas and raincoats!

will he wear a raincoat in the hot season?

He doesn't have to sit in a kitchen..

..and cook throughout the day.

He appears on the TV.

All of Bihar watches him.

You should buy a nice second hand car for him.

Listen, he may rot in Patna alone.

But till you don't buy a car for him..

..they won't celebrate their first night.

what are you saying father! First night is a must.

Shut up!

why do you interrupt when two elders are speaking?

Get out from here!

The entire village got together to get this wedding accomplished.

Now where will we find a used car?

There is no need to discuss anymore.

what l said is final.

Now you have to arrange for it. - All right.

what has happened, Chhotu uncle!

we got involved with such people!

He is even ashamed of my being a chef.

He says that if their relatives ask me..

..then l should tell that l'm a farmer.

Chhotu uncle, will our Parvati be happy there?

Have a juice, chill out!

Have a juice, chill out!

Have a juice.. - Take a break!

Have fun! Have fun!

ls it juice or a cough syrup?!

There is no more than two spoons full in every glass.

And you don't allow finishing that too.

Do you know that Ramji is getting his sister married by borrowing money!

when it is your daughter's turn..

..l'll mix juice concentrate in the well..

..and make the entire village drink it.