Old Miss Diary (올드 미스 다이어리 - 극장판)

Presented by Sidus FNH Co Presented by Lotte Shopping Ltd. & Lotte Entertainment

Distributed by Lotte Shopping Ltd. & Lotte Entertainment

Co-Planed by KBS Media

Produced by Chung-nyun Film & Sidus FNH

In this world...

Some things have almost zero probability of happening.

The probability of surviving a plane crash from 20,000ft.

Lower yet is the probability of...

the survivor from the crash

being hit by lightening and surviving.

But there is even yet a lower probability.

It's...

It's the...

probability of a single jobless woman

escaping from her pitiful life.

Zero probability.

Plucking underarm hair to pass time...

A jobless old maid in her thirties.

I want to fly again.

Higher!

When...

When will my life get better...

Old Miss Diary

Stop!

Stop!

I'm not gonna smoke.

I'll throw it out sis...

Stop right there!

The lotion has no use on your old skin anyway!

You don't even wash your face.

You forget to wash wench.

Here! Look.

He smokes in his room every night.

Smarten up people.

Slept too much my back hurts.

What time is it?

It's 1 o'clock!

Told you not to shout.

There's an old saying.

A 32-year-old woman should look pretty even when she's going crazy.

Come out and eat wench.

Look at this mess. Clean once in awhile!

Hello?

What are you doing?

A dubbing actress didn't show.

Really?

Me? Near the TV station.

I'm at Yeouido station. Should be there in 10 minutes.

Hello? Yeah, I'm here.

Sorry, she showed up after all.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't call you out from home, did I?

Ah... no...

She knows I was home and raced out here.

Why ask me...

Coming out into the world, my pent up anger starts to boil.

Why don't people have the slightest courtesy?

Why do they act so recklessly?

I'll make 'em kneel and reconstruct 'em inside out.

No.

I'm not living like this anymore.

I'm not going to look at this rude bastard

and be the fool who can't say a word.

Hey!

I'm not going to take it anymore!

How dare you hit other people's legs!

Keep your legs to yourself!

If you can't, pull 'em off!

Want the other one off too?

You bastard!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Come on girls!

# Last night I started hating you.

# But I couldn't leave you alone.

# I was so suffering.

# Why don't you know that!

# Last night I started hating you.

# Last night I started loving you.

# Looking at the

# Twirling disco lights...

Oh my...

A kiss... It's been 5 years.

In my 20s I loved without reason.

And broke up for no reasons at all.

I broke up 'cuz a man's burp stank.

I suddenly realized why did I ever like this loser?

I wanted to crack my head open and die.

But I was dumped more.

Why? Tell me!

Why are you breaking up with me?

Why?

What's the reason?

What is it?

They didn't tell me a clear reason when breaking up with me.

Was I... such a schmuck?

The stench of smoking mixed with pork ribs and candy.

That was my last kiss.

Mr. Kim's not out for exercise.

Maybe he's resting today.

Too bad.

You even put make-up on today.

No use as long as you're with me sisters.

Go wear your dress wench Where's your head?

Oh no!

I swear she'll forget us one day and come at us.

I'm really going to Hawaii this time.

I'm going to live with my son before I die.

I said no but he insists coming for me.

You must be happy.

What about your daughter in the States?

It'd be nice if we went together.

Damn wretched wench.

You struggle raising her and she immigrates there alone?

She should at least call and visit once in awhile.

Forget it.

Some rotten luck hell hole.

Three old sisters, an old single uncle, a widowed son,

And an old spinster granddaughter.

Whose place is that?

Yours, wench.

A solid part?

I thought about it and recommended you.

Want it?

Sure. I'm not busy these days.

Who's the producer?

JI Hyun-woo.

He's rude so be careful.

You'll play Sadako.

Sadako... Sadako...

Look closely, it's there.

At the way back. Two lines.

It's a ghost.

Producer JI?

Coming.

I'll never forget that moment. The horror!

I didn't even have the luxury of being afraid.

Why are you doing this to me?

Please...

Don't kill me...

What happened?

It was Sadako.

It's Sadako for sure.

Sadako is dead. How can she kill someone?

No. It was really Sadako.

I'm sure it was her.

Kenji! Kenji! Wake up! Kenji!

Kenji! Get up man!

Kenji what's wrong?

Kenji!

Sadako... Sadako...

Suddenly, Kenji heard an eerie sound coming at him.

Cut!

Mija.

- Snap into it. - I'm so sorry.

You always mess up.

Concentrate, will you please?

I'm very sorry, sir.

Ms. CHOI? Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

I don't.

Then find one and get married.

And stop wasting people's time here.

Let's try it again.

Suddenly, Kenji heard an eerie sound coming at him.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

- Get down! - The walls are caving!

What's up with her?

What are you doing?

Think you're filming a movie or something!

Do they let anyone be dubbing actors these days?

Ms. CHOI Mija?

This is not a comedy.

It's a horror!

What is it?

A horror...

You whore!

Then I said, 'What in freakin' hell are you talking about?'

You confounded bastard!

Then she shivered head to toe.

It's nice and warm.

We need to get some sun on days like this.

Sterilize ourselves so we're not yelled at from our children.

The sun's always good in Hawaii.

How can you ride a plane like that?

Sure I can.

You should be like Young-OK at least to ride a plane.

She looks like my granddaughter. So cute.

I was young like you once.

Good skin with no dark spots. You still have good teeth, right?

- Everybody's coming. - My neck hurts.

Are you okay?

Have a great day, sir.

Hey, Mija!

It's been awhile.

It has...

Working with producer JI?

- Yes. - What role?

Sadako.

Sadako?