Trailer Park Boys

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

No, I'm good, bud.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Oh, hey, guys. - Look at this dumb fuck.

Listen, I've got to get you to hold up right here.

I just need to check it out with Julian first, okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get the frig back here, you stupid dicks!

Stop the van!

Get back here, you dicks! Stop!

You stay right there, buddy! Friggin' don't you move!

- Fuck off, Randy! - I'm on public property.

You stay right there! No.

- What the frig... - Turn that camera off!

Whoa, what the fuck are you guys doing here?

Get the fuck out of my park!

Just shitting you! Come on, boys.

Come and grab a drink, check out my bar.

It's fucking crazy in here.

Pretty fucking cool, huh?

I've got two booths over here,

a pool table, full-length bar, lots of liquor.

Check out all this country shit I bought at a flea market.

Head bartender, Marguerite. Say hi.

Howdy, boys! What's your pleasure?

- This is Jacob. - Jacob, say hi.

Oh... hey.

This is the shooter bar over here.

We've got 13 different kinds of shots.

And live entertainment seven nights a week!

Thank you! We're going to take a little break here, folks.

Like fuck are, Bubbs. Keep it going! Finch!

Keep the drinks servin' up, man.

Come on, we're staying open late again tonight.

This is my third double shift in a row! I don't give...

go smoke a joint, grab a drink. You'll be fine, man.

- When am I getting paid? - Look, you're going to get paid!

You heard the man, ladies and gentlemen.

Get on your drinking shoes.

Bubbles And The Shitrockers are here all night!

One, two, three, four...

Who wants shots?

Line up and get the shots, everybody!

And this is my girlfriends. Bambi and Dakota.

Hi!

Right now?

It's too busy. You promised.

I'll take care of you guys later, all right?

Come out here, guys.

Things are pretty good for everyone.

I mean, life is fucking good.

It may have taken a little longer than I had hoped for

but Freedom 45

sounds just as good as Freedom 35.

Cory!

'Sup, dude? We're staying open late again tonight,

so the parents want you to put the kids to bed in the bus soon, all right?

And I'm cool with that

'cause Cory gets bedtime tips.

Come and check out Ricky's store.

This is going to be fucking funny. Wicked.

That shit will make your cock bigger...

- Look who's back, Rick. - Fuck! What the...

Ricky, what the... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Calm the fuck down! What the fuck, man?

You guys are supposed to be gone forever!

Jesus! Julian, you fucking promised, man.

You said this was it, they're fucking done! Ah, fuck!

And now here they are!

This is fucking bullshit! I thought we were partying all night tonight.

Would you fucking relax? We are partying tonight.

I'm not partying with these fucking dicks!

Rick, they promised to stay out of your way, all right?

Ricky, would you fucking calm down?

I just want the world to see that we made it.

Let's celebrate.

I am pretty pumped to get drunk tonight.

Well, let's get fucking drunk, then! All right.

What are you doing?

- Getting drunk and high. - We're celebrating.

No...

What do you mean, no?

No, that's... abso-fucking-lutely not.

The chart says that we have to be banging

between 2:00 and 4:00 for optimal chances, and I...

I don't want to get hungover. You're not going to be hungover.

We'll just keep drinking right till then. You

know I bang a lot harder when I'm drunk.

Okay, no booze and no weed

and you're sleeping in my bed until I get pregnant.

All right? All right. I'll be in in a minute.

I've just got to finish up with Reggie. I love you.

"Love you!" Have fun, bud.

I'm going to get drunk. Lucky prick.

Julian.

What? You've got to take the noise down.

The people in the new subdivision are complaining.

Randy, I don't give a fuck. I'm partying all night.

And if the cops come, you're fired.

Do your fucking job!

I'm trying to do my job.

But it's a little friggin' hard with no authority!

I've been trailer park supervisor for a few months now

but it's not nearly as glamorous

as what Mr. Lahey used to make it sound.

Especially with Julian bossing me around all the time.

There's a lot more to this job than meets the eye,

let me tell you.

Mr. Lahey and I, we decided it was best

if we took a break for a little while.

It was only supposed to be for a couple of weeks

but it's been a couple of months now.

Oh, shit!

Hey, Ted.

Evening, Randy.

I've got a lot of noise complaints coming in tonight, bud.

Sorry. Some new residents moved in and...

I'll deal with it, Ted. Don't worry about it.

Will you?

Because things might not go too smooth for you

if I have to go down to Julian's and deal with this myself.

Know what I'm saying, Randy?

Sakes! Okay, guys, here.

No more filming, all right?

We'll talk to you guys tomorrow or something, all right?

Come back after lunch.

Here. And stop dropping the fucking things

and breaking them, you yoyo!

I didn't drop a fucking glass and break it.

Julian.

What? Look, I'm fucking sorry, bud,

that I got too drunk to keep playing

but I am fucked! Bubbs, don't worry about it.

I mean, you get as drunk as you fucking want, all right?

Man, dudes.

$9.14 in tips, man! Ridiculous!

All from tonight? That's fucking awesome, Cory! Yeah, dude!

See, boys, that's what I'm talking about. We might not be rich,

but if we can keep things going at the level they're going right now,

that's Freedom 45 as far as I'm concerned.

Totally fucking agree, Julian.

This is all I need in my life, right here.

Fucking cart business starting to boom,

fucking kitties got all their needles,

couple of bucks in my pocket for liquor.

Best of all,

my best friends are all here and not in jail.

Never going back, man.

Roc Pile, stop working. Get over here.

Pick up a shot. I want to do a toast.

Yes, let's have a fucking toast!

To Freedom 45.

No. Can't toast to that. Ricky's not here.

That was all of our dreams. Gotta wait for Ricky.

All right, okay, we'll do it again tomorrow night, then.

How about, I'm getting as drunk as fuck every night this week?

Yeah, fucking suck that!

Ju-li-an! Hey, girls.

Hey, baby.

Hi!

He has time for us.

Are you coming to the bedroom?

Yeah, you promised. You guys want to shut it down?

Ooh! Yeah, we do.

Come get us. Better hurry.

Excuse me.

All right, boys. Try to get some sleep for me

because you know I'm not getting any tonight. Again.

Let a player know if he needs to tag in and help you.

Ricky! Boys!

What the fuck are you doing? You're up!

Fucking right, I'm up!

Couldn't sleep. My brain started talking at me.

Lucy said, no weed and no booze.

She didn't say a fucking thing about mushrooms.

You're on mushrooms?

I took a big handful, man.

They're kicking in They're fucking awesome!

Here, let me get you a liquor drink.

I don't even need one, buddy. Come on!

- Get a drink. - Come on!

- Ricky! - Boys, get on. Huddle up.

Look, I want to do a toast here. Toast time! Toast time!

To Freedom 45, boys! We did it!

Ricky! Ricky!

What the f... Jesus Christ, Ricky!

Why do you get like the Hulk when you're on mushrooms?

The Hulk was a big, green pussy!

I'm mushroom man! Come on!

You're fucking unbelievable.

You couldn't take one night off?

Lucy, I didn't drink, or smoke weed,

I swear to goddamn fucking Jesus!

Okay, well your pupils are fucked! You know what? Fuck it!

I was supposed to take care of Mo while Trin was at the mall...

You can. I'm fucking going out. Maybe I'll get drunk.

Does this mean we're not banging later?

Just go bang yourself.

You guys are fucking late. You were supposed to be here an hour ago,