Pilla Nachindi

Sravanthi Art Films Presents,

Chandra Kiran ilms,

Already a movie has come.

We've named it as `l like the girl'.

As hero, `Yuva Ratna' Balakrishna

`Yuva Samarat' Nagarjuna

`Victory' Venkatesh

And `Mega Star' Chiranjeevi

They reused so, we'd settled or Srikanth.

As heroine, Sridevi!

Since she'd appear like Srikanth's elder sister. We'd settled or Rachana.

Kajol...

since she was busy with her honeymoon.

we'd settled or Sanghavi.

Amrish Puri

He insisted on dubbing in his own voice.

We got angry & removing him, settled or Kota Srinivasa Rao

They said they all are dead, so inding no other way.

we'd to adjust with these actors.

they reused to do minor roles... so...

we'd engaged these artistes.

l we engage these actresses, earing it'll very glamorous.

we had to adjust with these actresses.

Dialogues...Acharya Athreya

He saved himsel with death.

Assistance in Screenplay

8 stalwarts in the Court o E.V.V. Sathyadevarayalu

Lyrics, Devulapalli Krishna Shasthri, Sri Sri

Both who are dead were good men.

Those who remain are their sweet memories

since he has became a producer....

Rejecting him or doing baddie roles off late

they'll color it beautiully, so.

Catering by McDonald's

They said they don't have permission in Andhra Pradesh, so.

We got our catering done by Sravanthi Mess.

As he's busy with Madhuri Dixit, so...

We tried to get Swiss Bank's chie cashier.

Since he said there's nothing much to take a cut, so rejecting him.

We settled or D. Sai Babu

Since he has retired, we'd settled or E.V.V. Giri.

Assistant Directors Maniratnam, Shankar

off late they are busy directing Tamil Movies.

He had asked to give entire state as his remuneration.

Fearing we'll be left with nothing, we'd settled or Peketi Ranga.

Rejecting them as oreigners

Rejecting him or producing hit movies like Hitler

As he requested 16 lorry loads o lights and 26 generators,

Rejecting him,

Music, A.R. Rehman

He demanded Rs.1 crore as his remuneration.

Rejecting him, we had settled or Koti.

He has produced just 100 ilms only.

Rejecting him or inexperience,

Producer, Bill Gates

He wanted to make all payments in dollars.

As it is not a valid currency in lndia.

We settled or a woman who promised to pay in rupees.

Story, Screenplay, Direction Steven Spielberg

Doesn't know Telugu, he wanted to direct in English.

Fearing we'll lose nativity in the story,

We'd got E.V.V. Sathyanarayana to direct the ilm.

l can't see any more those dull aces.

Shall we start the program?

Has Kutumba Rao come who sits in the irst seat o the irst row?

Not yet

we will start after he comes.

Don't know i he makes it or not.

He'll never miss my program. He'll deinitely come.

these ups & downs to Hyderabad is a chronic problem rom Nizam's period.

Enough! Stop there.

l've brought you to the place you wanted to come.

You didn't bring me here, l pulled you to this place.

Bloody ool!

You don't even check whether the petrol tank is illed or empty.

Bloody, this is not a petrol car, it's a diesel car.

l'm not at ault. lt's a ault o the meter.

lt's showing ull always, what can l do?

whatever it's you'd made to me pull the car up to here.

i you take it as exercise,

You'll postpone your heart attack by ew years.

Your lie span will increase by another 10 years.

Said a great thing! . Well said, come.

Madam, he has come.

Come. . Come on boys.

Welcome to citizens o Hi.tech City to this comedy program.

People who laugh are always happy & prosperous

To laugh is a boon Failing to laugh is a disease

lt's great to make others laugh, so they say.

With great difficulties & tears with disappointment & displeasures

We are living a lie illed with tensions

We are orgetting there's a thing known as laugh.

Laughter is a great tonic to mankind.

This comedy club was established to give you that tonic.

Expecting you'll honor our endeavor

Today's special is Doctor.Patient.

Doctor!

l've kept pen in his mouth.

Doctor!

Why are you crying man?

Didn't l give you medicine or Jaundice?. Yes.

Has it brought down? . Yes doctor, my vision.

l've a doubt; l may have had a paralytic attack also.

Then, my experiment has been a grand success.

One who treats or eye problem & dental problem,

is an ordinary doctor.

Who am l?

All are experiments or me. Watch me now.

Open your mouth.

Did you see with just one shot o medicine, it's gone.

Hey, why are you romancing in hospital?

l'm not romancing, l'm trying to read his heart beat.

He's dead. . Dead!

l thought he'll survive at least 2 days with this medicine.

Oh! Have l administered rat poison to him?

Even this is an experiment.

that means rat poison must be administered to rats only.

Not to humans

Doctor, my son has swallowed six incense stick stands.

What? Swallowed six incense stick stands!

lt seems he had swallowed eight yesterday.

Father, l had swallowed 10 stands a day beore that.

Fearing you'll scold me, l didn't tell you.

This is the latest inormation.

What? Has he survived even after swallowing so many stands?

He's visiting the toilet often.

Are those stands made o steel or bronze?

No, l didn't mean those incense stick stands.

Bananas! . Bananas?

Yes, we use Bananas as incense stick stands.

My ate! He has allen again.

Every one will all down & laugh. He'll laugh & all down.

He's a torture to me. Get up & sit here.

Doctor, we are married or a month.

But, our irst night.... . First night?

lt didn't go off well.

You be seated here. l'll test the girl inside.

We had been tested by an expert doctor.

He said we don't have any problem.

Then, what's your problem?

We go into the bed room very enthusiastically.

As soon as we go in & close the door behind, it comes...

Sleep? . No, l lose interest.

Then, it's deinitely a ault o building rules

Find a way out or us, sir.

Do one thing, try it in my intensive care room.

Come.

Call me i you've any problem. . Come.

After one hour...

This is not a hospital. lt's a honeymooners paradise.

What is the rent? Oh no, your ee.

No need o ee

l didn't do anything. You treated yoursel.

l'll go, doctor.

l'll be waiting or you.

After a day...

Oh! You've cold.

What's your problem again? . Again the same problem.

Come.

After an hour...

Why are you checking my pulse, doctor? . To keep in touch.

Today also we had a great day

Keep this Rs.100 as tip. . Tip?

That's your ees.

No need o ees, l've not done anything.

What have you not done or us?

You gave us an A/C room, good spring cots.

and stood guard against Police raids. . You mean?

Any cheap lodge in city is demanding Rs.1000

Moreover, there's risk also

Don't take it as your ee, but rent or the room.

You go away. Your husband would be waiting or you.

That means, what do you think this place is? Hospital, Lodge or Brothel house?

Stop! Where are you going away?

To my house. . Come to the intensive care room.

How is she? . Fantastic.

You had a great laugh & l had testing time lifting you up.

Bloody ldiot! l'm not talking about the program.

l was talking about the red sari girl in ront o us.

Womanizer! Has she allen into your cheap eyes?

What do you eel when you see that girl?

l eel pity or her.

How will it be i she joins our company as Secretary?

A virgin girl will become pregnant

Go & ask her i she's interested. . l don't even know her house.

No need o it, l can see on her ace, she's unemployed.

She wouldn't come to this program unless in deep troubles.

Go & ind.

What do you mean by it? Do l look like a pimp to you?

Will you dare to beat me? . Not just beat you.

l'll shred you into pieces & eed the ishes in Paciic Ocean.

l you see anything in a sari, you'll go mad after it like a dog.

Your ace is like a cigar thrown out by a black man.

Do you need such a young girl or your bed?

Hey, why are you stunned & standing like an electrocuted crow? Go.

Why did you jump like that?

Any one will jump with joy on hearing a good news, won't they?

Have you decided to join as his secretary?

l'll join blindly

Come