The Cosby Show

Make Way For The Champion Squash.

I Haven't Won Any Championship Yet.

We'll Know Today After The Squash Contest

Who The Champion Is.

Just A Matter Of Time

Before They Give You The Blue Ribbon.

It Is A Fine-Looking Squash

But That Doesn't Mean It Will Be The Best.

On The Evening News

They Will Say:

"Here Is Mrs. Clair Huxtable

"Beautiful Mother Of Five Children.

"We're Here Live At The Eastland Mall

"Where The Winner Of The Squash Contest

Will Receive The Blue Ribbon."

Then Hollywood Will Call

And You'll Have Your Own Tv Show:

"Let's Talk Squash."

People Will Be Driving Cars

That Are Designed To Look Like Squash.

They'll Be Listening To The Hit Record

"Squash Me, Baby"--

Number One Tune In The World.

You Are A Disturbed Man.

I Don't Want To Become Famous.

I Just Want People To See My Squash.

I Have To Go Turn Over The Soil.

Turn Over The Soil, Baby.

Turn It Over All Night Long.

I Will Sit Here And Guard This National Treasure.

Hello There, Squash.

I Remember You

When You Were Just A Glimmer In My Wife's Eyes.

Hey, Mom's Squash.

Yes.

When Are We Leaving For The Mall?

About A Half Hour From Now.

I Better Check The Movie Schedule.

I'll Pass On The Movie.

I Want To Look At New Clothes.

I Want To Buy New Toys.

No, We're Not Going To The Mall For Shopping.

We Are Going There To Support Your Mother

In The Squash Contest.

Dad, Don't Do This To Us.

Don't Do What To Us?

Make Us Go To The Squash Contest.

Saturday Is Our Only Day Of Fun.

We Don't Want To Look At Vegetables.

To People Who Are Ingrates, It Is A Vegetable.

The Squash Has Spent Its Lifetime Alone In The Back Yard.

I Don't Think Now It Wants Us Standing Around Staring At It.

First Of All, We're Talking About Support.

Do You Remember The Recital When You Played The Clarinet?

That Wonderful Clarinet...

Where You Broke Three, Four Reeds

Playing Notes Backwards.

Your Mother Stood Up And Clapped For You

Like You Were... Good.

And, Sir...

May I Bother You To Tell You

About The Shakespearean Play You Were In

Whereupon You Had The Lead Part

And Forgot Every Word.

Walked Around The Stage Saying, "Forsooth, Forsooth."

Your Mother Stood Up At The End Of That Play, And Said:

"That's My Baby!"

Mom Came To My Dance Recital

But I Was Good.

No, You Weren't, Dear.

You Guys Are Going To This Mall

And You're Going To Root For Mom's Squash.

Dad, Can I Ask You Something?

Go Ahead.

Do We Have To Eat The Squash For Dinner?

If Mom Wins

They'll Keep The Squash On Display For A Month.

And Then

Maybe A World Tour.

If It Wins, We Don't Eat It?

Go, Squash, Go!

Go, Squash, Go!

Go, Squash, Go!

Well... Here We Are.

Wow!

So This Is The Squash Show.

This Is More Exciting Than I Thought It Would Be.

Me, Too.

Mom, I'm Very Proud That This Squash

Is Representing The Huxtable Name.

Aren't The Children Supportive, Dear?

Your Father Put You Up To This, Didn't He?

Yeah.

Why Would You Say Something Like That?

You Told Us To Always Tell The Truth.

I Didn't Tell You To Tell The Truth At The Wrong Time.

Mom, I Got To Be Honest.

I Can't Get Excited About A Roomful Of Squash.

Can We Cruise The Mall?

Please?

Cliff, It Wouldn't Hurt To Cut Them Loose.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Back Here In A Half Hour.

Take Your Little Sister.

Rudy?

Yes, You Remember Her.

She Lives In The House With Us.

Yeah, I Want To Cruise, Too.

But She's Going To Slow Us Up.

We Want To Have Some Fun.

Do You Want To Cruise With Your Little Sister

Or Watch Squash?

Okay, Rudy, Come With Us.

Thank You Very Much.

I'd Love To Join You.

Clair, I'm Telling You, You've Got It!

I'm Looking At This Other Squash--

It's Pitiful!

It Would Be Nice

To Have My Squash Acknowledged.

Now You're Thinking.

I'll Go Over

And See What My Man Has Under This Cover.

You Want To Look At My Squash, Don't You?

I Was Wondering

Why You Had It Covered With A Sheet.

Well, Protection.

My Squash Is Very Sensitive.

When I Was Growing It

I Awakened It Every Morning With Some Cool Jazz Licks.

So, Your Squash Likes Jazz?

Oh, You Know It, Daddy-O!

I've Been In This Competition For 14 Years

And I've Lost Every Year.

If You'll Excuse Me

I've Got To Get Back To Edna.

Stay Cool, Man.

That's The Only Way

I Know How.

The Record Store Is To The Left.

But Laytham's Is That Way.

There's The Toy Store.

We Only Got 20 Minutes.

Let's Decide Where We're Going.

I Got A Plan.

I'm Oldest, So We'll Do What I Want To Do.

That Plan Stinks.

Oh, My.

Oh, My!

It's Him! He's Here!

Who?

Him!

Danny Brenner.

Isn't That The Guy You Said Is Ugly?

That's When He Was With Donna Gaffney.

They Broke Up.

So Now He's Not Ugly?

Just Look At Him.

Oh, My!

Oh, My!

Theo, I Have Got To Meet Him.

Then Go Over There.

I Can't. He's Too Cute.

You Have To Help Me.

What Am I Supposed To Do?

Have A Key Made.

I'll Follow, And We'll Have A Conversation.

Vanessa, That's Dumb.

We'll Make A Deal.

Help Me

And I'll Watch Rudy While You Go To The Record Store.

You're On.

I Want To Make A Deal.

You Got Your Deal. We Let You Come With Us.

That's A Raw Deal.

Come On.

Can I Help You?

I Need A Copy Of This.

Hi, Theo!

What Are You Doing At The Mall?

I Had The Day Off

So I Figured, "Why Not Have A Key Made?"

You're Vanessa Huxtable.

Right. We're In The Same Class.

And You're Both In The Mall Today.

Unbelievable!

You Know How To Make Keys?

I Can Make Several At A Time.

Really?

You Must Be A Genius.

Nobody Can Do That.

Please...

Watch.

Vanessa: You're Really Good With That Machine.

It Only Took Me A Few Hours

To Learn How To Use It.

Vanessa: Wow, I'm Impressed.

What Does That Machine Do?

It Engraves On Metal.

Would You Like Your Name On Your Keys?