Sometimes They Come Back... Again

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OH!

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE DARK

THAT MAKES YOU AFRAID, PHIL?

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

I'M JUST SCARED THERE'S SOMETHING THERE

THAT I CAN'T SEE.

HMM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MIGHT BE?

IF I KNEW THAT,

I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF IT.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, RIGHT?

SOMETIMES THE HARDEST PART

IS ADMITTING TO YOURSELF

THAT SOMETHING EXISTS

WHICH MAKES YOU FRIGHTENED.

WHAT MADE YOU AFRAID

WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY?

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY THIS.

I HAD THIS NIGHTMARE THAT WOULDN'T GO AWAY.

MICHELLE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M IN SESSION.

IT'S GRANDMA.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE

I CAN DO, LET ME KNOW.

WAS SHE ILL LONG?

NO. SHE...

YOUR GRANDMA WAS SUCH A SWEET LADY.

WE'RE SO SORRY.

I'M MARIA. THIS IS JULES.

YOU'RE...'SHEL, RIGHT?

ACTUALLY, IT'S MICHELLE.

MY DAD'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLS ME 'SHEL.

HOW DID YOU KNOW HER?

SHE WAS OUR EMPLOYER.

WE CLEANED HER HOUSE EVERY WEEK.

ANYWAY, WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

BYE.

THANKS. BYE.

I APPRECIATE YOUR BEING HERE TODAY.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU.

YOU KNOW ME.

I DON'T THINK I DO.

YOU KNOW THERE IS STILL EVIL HERE.

WHO WAS THAT?

A VERY TROUBLED MAN.

HE SAID THAT YOU KNOW HIM.

WE SHOULD GET BACK TO OUR GUESTS.

COME ON.

HI, JON.

THIS IS...

MICHELLE.

♪ HERE HE COMES

♪ HERE COMES SPEED RACER ♪

♪ HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS ♪

♪ HE'S A DEMON...

YO! YO!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT TIME IT IS?

YEAH. IT'S 7 AND 32.

32-- THAT'S STILL BEDTIME FOR ME,

NOT MOW-THE-LAWN TIME.

MRS. PORTER SAID IT'S MOW-THE-LAWN TIME.

LOOK, YOU... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I'M STEVEN. I'M THE GARDENER MAN.

HI, STEVEN. I'M JON PORTER.

THAT'S MY DAUGHTER MICHELLE.

OH, YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.

I MEANT THAT AT YOUR DAUGHTER.

STEVE,

MRS. PORTER PASSED AWAY.

SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

WE'RE HERE TO CLOSE UP THE HOUSE.

OH, BUT I MOW THE LAWN,

AND WHEN MRS. PORTER COMES BACK,

SHE'LL WANT THE LAWN MOWED.

NO. SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.

HOW ABOUT LETTING US SLEEP

WHILE YOU MOW SOMEONE ELSE'S LAWN,

AND THEN YOU FINISH THIS LAWN LATER?

BUT MRS. PORTER SAID THE LAWN IS TO BE MOWED

30.

YEAH.

YEAH. I'M SURE SHE DID.

O.K.

O.K.

BYE.

♪ HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES SPEED RACER ♪

♪ HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

♪ AND HE'S GONNA BE CHASING AFTER SOMEONE ♪

♪ HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES... ♪

THIS HOUSE KIND OF GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE STAYING HERE?

UH-HUH.

THAT'S GOOD.

A FEW DAYS? A WEEK?

YEAH, PROBABLY.

IS THIS YOU?

HA HA HA!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK

A LITTLE...

WHAT?

YOU LOOK A LITTLE GOOFY.

I WAS 13.

I WA GOOFY.

SHE'S PRETTY.

IS THIS LISA?

YEAH.

HOW COME WE NEVER CAME TO SEE GRANDMA THAT MUCH?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU GET SO WRAPPED UP

IN YOUR OWN THINGS.

DAD...

IT'S O.K. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK

ABOUT WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,

BUT YOU CAN TELL ME THAT

INSTEAD OF PRETENDING IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

ARE YOU ANALYZING ME?

UH-OH.

NEWTON!

NEWTON, NO!

BAD PIG! BAD!

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT WE'LL DO WITH THIS?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

PORK CHOPS?

COME ON, NEWTON.

COME ON, NEWTIES.

COME ON.

THAT'S A GOOD PIG.

NO. WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

COME ON. LET ME SEE.

IT'S JUST MY SISTER IN HER UNDERWEAR.

I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.

YEAH, BUT I DON'T.

COME ON. BFP.

BFP? NOW, WHEN DID YOU

COME UP WITH THAT ONE?

BEST FRIEND PRIORITY.

IF YOU SAY BFP,

THE OTHER GUY CAN'T ARGUE

BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO IT AUTOMATICALLY.

OH, BROTHER.

OH, WOW.

LOOK AT THOSE CANNUBIES.

YOU EVER SPANKED TO HER?

OH, COME ON.

SHH!

JACKPOT.

YOU COULD BE TALKING...

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

NOT A CHANCE.

LET'S GO. BFP.

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

YOU GUYS HANG OUT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

GREAT SHAPE.

YEAH. SHE'S NOT BAD.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

OH, THESE GUYS? THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

THINK SHE'LL TAKE ON ALL THREE?

THAT'S MY SISTER, DICKHEAD.

DON'T THEY EVER GET DATES?

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO COME WITH YOU?

LISA, YOU WANT ME TO GET RID OF THEM?

ABSOLUTELY. I'LL GET RID OF THEM.

WHATEVER YOU WANT. O.K.? BE RIGHT BACK.

SHE DIDN'T GO FOR IT,

SO TAKE A LITTLE WALK.

O.K.?

YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

YEAH.

IT'S TONY RENO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, NOTHING. I WAS JUST THINKING.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST SAW A GHOST.

COME ON. LET'S, UH, LET'S FINISH UP HERE.

NO WAY!

NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE EAT PORK.

HI.

I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF LAST MINUTE,

BUT WE WERE WONDERING IF--

WE'RE GOING TO THE DINER TONIGHT.

WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN US.

THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, BUT--

WE WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU

BEFORE YOU GO HOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I HAVE A MESS IN HERE.

YOU CAN CLEAN UP AFTER NEWTON LATER.

NO. YOU DON'T UNDERS--

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT NEWTON,

AND HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY?

UH...

SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S REALLY CREEPY,

BUT REALLY SHE'S O.K.

WE'LL HELP YOU.

WHAT DID HE GET INTO THIS TIME?

THE ENTIRE KITCHEN.

IT WA--IT--IT...