Ghost dragon of cold mountain (Hon Saan Chim Lung / Han Shan Qian Long / 寒山潛龍 / 寒山潜龙)

What about a special imperial martial examination?

Out!

What?

I object!

Taking bribes in the open? They have no laws in their eyes.

What a trio! Brothers in crime.

So this is family business!

But they have the backing of the Empress Dowager,

no one dares to ruffle them.

Heaven has eyes!

You three rascals asked for it.

Let's do it at the count of three!

1, 2, 3...

Even Sire gives these rascals wide berth, who had the nerve to do it?

I know.

How did you know?

Look, they are gagged with a sweet potato, or yam.

So the one who did it is Yam Man.

It's the righteous Yam Man who has brought us justice.

As righteous as I am!

Let's do it together at the count of three.

1, 2, 3...

Halt! All freeze!

Oops! Officers here...

Run!

Freeze...

Run...this way...

No sticking the neck out unnecessarily.

Come on, beat it!

No gang slang!

Bro is not around, I can't care less.

I was so pissed off this morning. Now I feel so much better.

Sap-kau, was it your doing?

I meant to uphold justice.

I have even picked my mask.

But Yam Man beat me to it.

What a lame excuse!

Oh, isn't that Uncle Kwa?

Wai, Meng, watch the coast!

Yes, Big Brother.

Uncle Kwa, come sit down.

Uncle Kwa, you acted so mysteriously. Where are you going?

The three brothers went to you again?

No...

How come you have so much money?

From the sweet potato field.

I know you reap what you sow.

But I never heard of sowing sweet potato and reaping silver.

It's not what you think.

I got so badly beaten up yesterday that my whole body ached.

I couldn't go to sleep and so I went out for a walk.

Who are you?

But I can't read...What does it say?

I am worried the bullies won't leave you alone.

It's not safe to stay here.

Here's some money. Just leave.

They will kill me?

It must be Yam Man!

He couldn't stand the three brothers,

so he went to them last night,

and gave their ill-gotten money to Uncle Kwa.

He not only punishes the wicked,

he also robs the rich to pay the poor!

Could he be illiterate?

Look, he spells stay as "stick".

He probably did it purposely as a cover up

Yam Man really was that awesome?

It's amazing as what Uncle Kwa said.

He lamented about heaven having no eyes for the field,

and Yam Man went to teach the bullies a lesson.

How awesome!

Hey, don't quote us.

So Yam Man answers prayers?

It's said he'll show up whenever Uncle Kwa cries to the rock.

Really?

Don't quote me.

So Yam Man is living deity?

It won't work unless you offer him yam.

I got it. The yam rock.

Don't quote me.

I thought you're already naked.

Rascal...what took you so long?

Come on...

Who are you?

Shut up! Be quiet!

Drop dead, thief!

It's me, your hubby, Chu Cheung-sing.

Hubby? You scared the hell out of me.

I thought you were at the Bureau.

Oh, where's Wan-ling?

Playing mahjong with Sap-kau from morning till night.

You slipped back to make decoction?

Why are you in a ninja suit?

It's because...I didn't want to be found out.

What decoction are you making?

Are you not feeling well?

Have you been injured?

It's operation related.

Poor you! What operation?

It's very dangerous?

Where are you injured?

It's a sticky operation.

Sticky operation?

It's tricky and it came to some sticky end

and I got injured.

Why didn't you go to Chuen-kung?

But I am a manly man.

People see me as a tough guy.

They may tease me for this.

Chu Cheung-sing, you are lying!

Honey, trust me.

I was just doing what a man should do.

This simply can't be let known!

No one can know I was in a ninja suit and had slipped out during the night.

If my identity is leaked, I am toast. You get it?

I think I do.

I'll tell you when the time is ripe.

It'll make you cry.

I got it. A man has to do what a man should do.

Honey, thank you.

Alright. What took place never happened.

You just go do what you should do.

You are tired.

Let me help you with the decoction.

You go for some rest.

Thank you, Honey.

My hubby is the Yam Man!

Adulterer Saimun Ching

For shame!

Adulteress Poon Kam-sim

A lecher and a slut...

Drown them...

Serves them right...

Slut, I am divorcing you!

Divorce her...

For shame, she doesn't look like a slut.

Just drown them!

Yam Man did it again.

Big Brother, Mo Tai-tong has been to the yam field to pay respect to the Yam Rock.

And Yam Man came out right away.

That effective?

Of course. Everyone here says so.

Yam Man got injured for upholding justice.

I am proud of him.

Fa, how did you know?

Saimun Ching is a real fighter. He must have injured Yam Man.

You are right.

Folks, I am here instead of having thrown myself down the river,

the credit goes to Yam Man.

He said to me, a mother is never ugly to her child;

a dog never looks down on its master.

A mother is never ugly to her child;

a dog never looks down on its master.

This woman is not satisfied with her lot.

Divorce her and get a new wife.

His words made me see!

Well said! I got your back.

Buddy, thank you.

Slut, what are you staring at?

Listen, Mo Tai-tong won't shed a tear for you.

Let's hear it for Mo Tai-tong and Yam Man!

Bravo...

The meek get trampled on; the good get bullied.

We are no longer the weak ones,

because Yam Man will stand up for us.

Bravo...

Don't keep your grievance to yourselves.

Tell Yam Man!

Yes...

Write to Yam Man...

Yes...

Yam Man, come get the bad man!

Yam Man, come get the bad man...

Yam Man, come get the bad man...

Hubby is so heroic.

Yam Man...

Come get the bad man...

Sei Fong Inn

Welcome!

To root for Yam Man,

we're giving away yam for every purchase of wine.

Feel free to order.

Yeung Mau, here you are.

Please sit.

The buyer will soon be here.

Who kind of man is he?

You have a money problem?

You are selling your dagger and your sword.

If you need money, I can lend it to you.

Money is one thing I have no shortage of. Easy to borrow, easy to pay.

I have not earned this kindness.

Anyway, to the highest bidder.

You live and die with your sword.

You mean to fail your sword?

You two are in collusion!

You can't afford it. Just go away.

Hey!

You once said no one could touch your sword.

It is your life.

You go to bed with it.