The Client List

Previously on The Client List...

Have you ever heard of sploshing?

Hello, Judge Overton. I'm not sure how much longer

I can keep them away from her.

Riley: Oh, my God.

You understand? No!

Hey!

Nikki: His name is Greg Carlyle.

He owns Wild Nights. That place is very dangerous.

You two rookies ready for a little undercover work?

What's the assignment, Lieutenant? Prostitution. Massage parlor.

And you two pretty boys are bait.

It's not my neck that's stiff.

Um... Beaumont police.

You are under arrest.

Greg Carlyle owns the Lucky Lotus?

You give me that list or you're gonna get back on the pole.

Georgia: The client list holds a lot of power.

Make sure it's good and hidden.

Riley: Someone broke into my house. What am I gonna do?

And the client list is safe, isn't it?

Yeah, it's safe. I've been real careful.

But do you think it was Carlyle?

I want you to come home.

Man on radio: Undercover officers arrested several women

under suspicion of prostitution.

Saying this is part of a larger investigation

scheduled to ramp up across the state.

So? Is that everything?

Yep.

That's it.

I'm home.

Well...

Welcome home.

God, I missed this.

And this. Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Kyle?

Too soon?

Yeah, too soon.

Okay.

You're right.

We don't have to rush anything.

Travis: Mom! Travis.

Mom.

Hey, buddy. You're supposed to knock.

I know, but the Broncos have practice,

and I can't find my football jersey.

It's okay. Yeah.

It's okay. Come on. Let's go find that jersey.

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All right, Henry. You all set?

Let's get you tacked up and ready to --

Ready to ride?

I got him all saddled up and everything.

What are you doing here?

Came by to see my buddy Henry.

And you, of course,

since you ran out of my place last night

like a bat out of hell.

Well, I can't help it. I'm a busy girl.

That's why I came by.

You're telling me that you had

nothing better to do this morning

than to come by here and hang out with my horse?

Well, there are a few things that come to mind.

Stop!

We're not alone. Come on.

Oh, I don't think he minds.

Look, Derek.

You and me, we're like vampires --

true creatures of the night.

That's when we really click.

But I'm not a vampire. And this isn't "Twilight."

I'm just a normal guy who likes to do normal things,

like wake up next to you in my bed,

have breakfast together.

Well, I don't do breakfast.

Fine. How about a movie?

All right, fine. We'll do a movie.

But just a movie. Mm-hmm.

Doesn't include breakfast in bed. And I get to pick.

Of course you do.

Don't you worry, my little vampire.

We'll make it a late show.

So long, Henry. Get out of here.

You know what -- I think that the clothing monster

is holding this jersey hostage.

Mom...

is it okay if the team

sleeps over Saturday after the game?

I thought that Ben's mother was hosting that sleepover.

But she got the flu.

Yeah, well, I have to work,

and you know that my busiest days are Saturdays.

Please? Pretty please? I'm gonna think about it.

Come on! I know what that means!

Yeah, it means I'm gonna think about it!

No, it doesn't! Lacey: Riley!

It means "no" again!

Riley!

Kids' room!

Aha! What is the point

of you having a cellphone if you don't answer it?

Oh, I'm sorry. Good morning. Hi. How are you?

You're not gonna believe this. I can't even believe it.

Wait. Lacey, what is going on?

There's a baby! I mean, there could be a baby.

What?!

We could be having a baby. Are you pregnant?!

Why do I keep saying "baby"? How can that be?

No, I'm -- I'm not.

Pregnant, I mean.

I mean...

after everything that happened,

Dale and I decided to look into adoption.

You didn't say anything.

We barely filled out the paperwork,

and next thing I know, they're calling us saying

that there's a birth mother that wants to meet us.

But first, we have to pass the home inspection in two days.

Can you believe it? God, Lacey, that is incredible!

I know, but we have to baby-proof the house,

and I don't even know where to start.

I've got tons of stuff in the garage.

You don't mind if we use it? I would do anything

for my future niece or nephew. Aww.

So, Dale and I can come by later and pick it up?

Yes, I'll have Kyle get it all together for you.

Oh, my God, Riley.

I feel like I'm dreaming.

Oh, is this real? Somebody pinch me.

Ow!

That hurt!

Sorry. You said pinch you.

But this is really happening, isn't it? It is!

Oh, my God.

No. No scary movies.

If I wanted to watch two hours of torture,

I'd have dinner with my mother.

Hey, you two.

Oh, it's okay. We all know you're a couple.

Didn't know you had it in you.

We're just... having fun.

Exactly. Just tons of fun.

Well, I'm really glad you guys cleared that up for me.

Okay, everybody. Let's pay attention, please.

Now, tomorrow, we are gonna close up shop and we are

heading to River Knolls for a golf tournament.

Michelle, this is gonna be a great time for you

to get your hours in for your license.

Uh, I got my hours, so am I off the hook?

Not a chance. What --

Why in the world are we doing this?

Because Georgia's husband needs our help.

He lost his sponsor, and I said we'd do it.

Now, we are gonna do chair massages

for all the golfers and the attendees.

Who the heck would want to golf there?

It's a terrible design.

You lose half your balls on the ninth hole.

What? I golf.

It's for a great cause, okay?

All the proceeds are gonna be benefiting soldiers who

are coming home from war.

I'm in. Me too.

That's the spirit. See you guys at 8:00.

Riley! Wait!

Wait! Riley!

I can't believe you're asking me to do this.

Not asking. I'm telling.

Well, I'm gonna lose a bucket of money.

I don't care. I want all hands on deck.

Oh. Fine.

Then I guess these hands better get to work, then.

Barnes: All right. Listen up.

Officer Parks and Officer Trimble,

this is a great honor --

one that should not be taken lightly.

This Texas Rangers badge gives you jurisdiction

all over the state of Texas.

Your promotion to this task force proves

that good work does not go unrecognized.

Now get out there and kick ass.

Born to kick ass, sir.

Yes!

But you'll be slumming with us for a few more days,

and you and Trimble are working security tomorrow --

the River Knolls Golf Club.

Dismissed.

We're on a friggin' task force!

This is gonna be epic.

Hey, two-for-one shots at the Lonestar Tavern.

You coming? I'm good.

Okay, more ladies for me, then.

He gets douchier by the day.

That douche gets punched in the face

and still gets promoted.

Total B.S.

You're the best cop in this squad.