The Love Equations (Zhi Wo Men Tian Tian De Xiao Mei Man / To Our Sweet Little Happiness / The Sweet Love Story / 致我们甜甜的小美满)

(The Bloodthirsty Two-faced Medical Examiner Author: Zhou Xiao)

Medical examiner?

A woman body?

White powder?

Cellphone?

Evidence?

Zhou Xiao.

Zhou Xiao.

Wait a moment.

I'm busy.

What's wrong with you?

I'm talking to you.

Why do you fall on deaf ears?

What are you doing?

I'm working on the novel.

Will you bring rice sauce?

Yes.

Kale borecole?

Yes.

Canned fish?

Yes. All of them.

You're being weird today.

You didn't want to bring them yesterday.

Why do you want to bring them all today?

If I say no,

you're still going to put them in my luggage, aren't you?

What did you say?

Nothing.

I said

mom is the best in the world.

How about dad?

A kid who has a dad is the happiest.

The money for your living expenses.

Count them.

Cash?

Dad,

this is out of date.

Nobody uses cash today.

People tend to use WeChat to transfer money now.

How could you talk to your dad like that?

You may ask your mom to transfer money to you via WeChat.

How about the Mihoo facial masks?

Put them in my bag.

OK.

There seems to be a problem about it.

Do we have the result of the experiment we did last time?

It's in the computer.

I'll go and check it.

Don't take off your mask suddenly.

We've known each other for so long.

I'm still attracted by your pretty face every time I see you.

It's a pity that my mom doesn't hope me to date boys working on forensic science.

The Bloodthirsty Two-faced Medical Examiner?

The victim wasn't drown.

The murderer just wanted to confuse the investigators,

misleading them to think the victim was washed up to the shore.

Before he had the time

to put on clothes for the victim after he raped her, he was found

and he fled away from the scene.

Normally those who are carried away by the flow

are naked when they're found.

It's way faster for the water flow to take off one's clothes

than people.

You see?

That's absurd.

It's absolutely nonsense.

I read the news last time that the author

was admitted to the Chinese Department of our university.

Shi Guoguo.

Don't read boring novels like this

on the lab's computer every day.

Why is it boring?

Professor Hu reads it too every day.

Just refresh it now

and see if there's any update.

Hello.

Why didn't you come to pick me up at the airport?

Lucky for you that I answered your phone.

There's no way that I was able to pick you up.

Did you bring any gift for me?

Do you have a clear conscience or not?

You didn't even ask me about my competition.

Oh, right.

How was your ABC competition?

It's International Collegiate Programming Contest hosted by ACM.

Are you my friend or not?

I've told you

I won the golden medal

for the International Teenager Programming Contest

and was admitted to the ACM Team of Nanfang University ahead of time

and took part in the competition.

I've told you so many times.

Can you care more about my glorious moments?

OK. OK. I see. I see.

Have you brought me a gift?

Have you arrived?

Listen carefully. Where am I?

Hello!

Hello!

You were putting on an act!

Where's my gift?

No way, Cai Yasi.

You're such a cheap stake.

You don't even bring me a gift from abroad!

How's that possible? How's that possible?

There's no way I wouldn't bring you a gift.

I've brought you the snack

that Russian people like most.

Really? Give it to me?

A candy from abroad.

I'm breaking up with you.

Don't throw it even if you don't like it.

You didn't catch it.

A netizen compliments me.

Read the original words.

Netizen

Guoguoshi.

The author is funny,

except...

Except what?

Except...

it's illogical and it's nonsense.

You're optimistic. You only hear what you want to hear.

Aren't you going back home?

You can't keep staying in my room.

You think I want to stay here?

I didn't bring my key. And there's nobody in my home.

Luckily, your mom let me stay.

So

can I go with you when you go and register in the university

with your dad tomorrow?

OK.

No problem.

We're good friends.

We can give you a lift.

Let's meet downstairs

at 8:00 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Professor Hu.

Fanzhou,

where are you?

Professor Hu, I'm picking new students in the HSR station.

Good for you.

You've changed a lot.

You've started to take part in extracurricular activities.

It seems I was right for asking you to run

for the Student Union.

That was because you threatened me

if I couldn't become the chairman of the Student Union,

I wouldn't be able to be your assistant.

Outsiders think

our profession mysterious,

and they've got a bias against it.

If you're something of a loner

and not open-minded,

others may think you're a weirdo.

I did that for you.

Because I care about you.

Professor, what is it that you call me for?

I've just got a case for consultation.

The material has been sent to you via e-mail.

After you read it,

give me an analysis report.

OK.

Get it more detailed.

I hate writing reports.

OK. See you.

Fanzhou,

all the students that have made an appointment on the internet are here

except Zhou Xiao of the Chinese Department.

We called, but she didn't answer it.

You may contact her in the QQ group and see if it will work.

You get the rest back to the campus.

I'll try and contact her.

OK.

OK.

Thank you.

Why are there two unknown numbers?

Hi,

I'm Zhao Fanzhou from the Student Union of Nanfang University.

I'm here to pick you up back to the campus.

Where are you now?

Hi,

I'm in...

What to do? I seem to have missed the station.

Get off.

Buy a return ticket.

OK.

Hey, it's me.

Stop calling me,

or my phone will be out of juice again.

Well, you know what?

The moment you hung off the QQ video,

I tried to book the ticket with the phone,

and you know what?

My phone was out of juice.

So I searched my wallet for cash,

but found I've got only a few yuan.