HYPNOSISMIC -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Before the H Age

"Emergency Government Broadcast"

"Head, Party of Words | Otome Tohoten"

Good evening, fellow citizens.

I am Otome Tohoten, head of the Party of Words.

I imagine this unexpected broadcast comes as a surprise to you.

Still, I have an important announcement to make.

I hereby declare that the Party of Words has now assumed control of the government.

This is a hypnosis mic, a special mic that we developed.

Words passing through it will cause listeners to suffer various misfortunes.

Existing weapons are hereby abolished,

and all conflicts will be settled by battles using these mics.

We have now entered an age in which words have the ultimate power.

Emergency Government Broadcast Head, Party of Words | Otome Tohoten

H Law Summary

Manufacture of deadly weapons prohibited Existing weapons to be destroyed

Accordingly, the Party of Words hereby declares that the H Law is now in effect.

The manufacture of all deadly weapons is hereby prohibited...

...and all existing weapons will be destroyed.

Instead of foolish, warmongering men,

women will be the ones to give the world a fresh start.

H Age: Year 3

What's that Tenderloins member doing going into a place like this?

Beats me. Maybe that's why we got this request.

But something's not right if their leader wants us to tail one of his own crew.

Different teams have different dynamics, I guess.

Well, just tailing people is a real cakewalk.

What? It's that kind of careless thinking that leads to slip-ups.

Hmph!

Normally I can handle this kind of job on my own.

But I graciously paired up with a dimwit like you not because I wanted to,

but because Brother Ichi asked me to. So just stay out of my way.

Big Bro had me come along because you're such a wimp.

Who needs you? If you're really one of my big brothers, why don't you act like one?

What'd you say?

Oh!

Damn it!

We lost him, and it's all your fault!

It's your fault for saying stuff to piss me off!

We've got to hurry up and follow him!

Tsk... Wait for me, Saburo!

This is the only place he could possibly have gone into.

I don't see him anywhere...

Huh?!

What's going on?

Hahahaha.

You suckers played right into my hands.

Huh? What do you mean, "played into your hands"?

My plan to crush the Buster Bros!!!

Tsk!

Damn.

There's too many of them...

Right about now, your big brother is all alone getting his ass kicked by our crew.

Brother Ichi... Brother Ichi'd never lose!

There's no way he could beat 30 guys all by himself.

He'd be a freak if he could.

Well, excuse me for being a freak!

Big Bro!

Brother Ichi!

Sorry to keep you two waiting.

I knew you wouldn't lose, Big Bro, even if all those punks ganged up on you!

Scum like them are no match for you!

Y-You've gotta be shitting me...

Jiro, Saburo... Let's go!

--Yeah! --OK!

All right, let's go home and eat!

OK!

That was Buster Bros!!!, a promising team from the Ikebukuro Division.

The team is distinctive for its synergy owing to their strong, brotherly ties.

Particularly noteworthy is their leader Ichiro Yamada.

"Ichiro Yamada" "Jiro Yamada" "Saburo Yamada"

Indeed. He was a member of...

The Dirty Dawg...

Yes. The four members of that team each had special abilities.

Breaking them up was the right thing to do.

What are the other ex-members up to, now that the land is divided into divisions?

They are active in their divisions just like Ichiro Yamada.

"Matenro"

It appears the division battle will be more heated than I had imagined.

I am certain of it. Next, we have Yokohama.

Target confirmed. I will meet up with you there.

This is some good stuff you got here.

Hope to have the pleasure of doing business with you again.

What the--?

You've got a lot of balls doing a drug deal under my jurisdiction.

Utashiro, you know that the drug racket is off limits, don't you?

A-Aniki, what are you doing here...

I don't need a fucking reason.

L-Let's get the fuck outta here!

What the--?

What the hell's going on?

That road is closed.

What the fuck?

A military man like me can improvise explosive devices in his sleep.

I've cut your line of retreat.

Oh dear, looks like I'm going to have to charge you with property damage as well...

F-Fucking ridiculous...

Utashiro, how the fuck are you gonna make good on this, huh?

Damn! We've gotta fight our way outta this! Fucking bastards!

Oh my, resisting arrest now, are you? The charges against you will only increase.

You're going to take on a member of the armed forces?

I hope you're adequately prepared for it.

Hahaha! Bring it on!

I'll teach you fucking maggots to know your place!

All right, you can take it from here.

Yessir!

You're not gonna get any thanks from me, Jyuto.

Hmph, that's all right.

I merely acted to fulfill my own objectives.

Hmph.

D'oh!

Say, are you hungry?

Let me treat you to something at my base.

Today I've caught some delicious moth larva, vipers, and longhorn beetles.

You're in for a feast.

Uh, no, what you just heard was...

Why is your stomach growling, dipshit?

It seems I've been having some trouble with indigestion since this morning.

In that case, I'll fix you some soup using the larva.

They're an excellent source of protein.

I appreciate the gesture, but...

I had something to eat before I came here, so...

Ah!

Hold on, I'm coming!

Hey there, Gentaro, I've been expecting you!

Now, now, come in, come in!

Forgive the intrusion.

So, thou hast asked us to assemble as quickly as possible.

Pray tell, what is thy business?

Tee-hee! I asked you here to hang out with me.

Well then, I shall return to my writing. Farewell.

Please don't go, pretty please!

Hey guys, I have something important to discuss with you.

What exquisite timing! Ramuda also has some serious business with thee.

Hey there, Dice! Why so glum?

Nuohhhhhh!

I'm down on my hands and knees! Would you please lend me some money?

Ahahaha!

I'm begging you... I blew it all playing the slot machines. Now I'm flat broke...

Hmm... As much as I would like to,

I too lost my fortune gambling and have not a yen to lend thee.

No way! If you were going, you should've brought me along with you!

'Twas but a lie.

I would never do something so foolish.

Hey, you make it seem like I'm a fool.

I don't make it seem that way. Thou art a fool.

D'oh!

And if my memory serves me right,

thou hast not yet returned the money I lent thee last week,

so I'm just a wee bit leery of lending thee more.