Love Go Go (愛情來了)

I loved reading maps when I was a kid

Looking at those little blocks of color...

wondering about the streets they stood for...

About the people who live on them...

Do I know any of them?

Would I ever meet any of them?

Chen.

Put the cakes on display

Can't you see I'm busy?

Welcome.

Ma'am.

Have you ever been robbed or molested?

What? Are you robbing me?

No, no.

But I'd like to show you our product

You're at the cash-till all alone

What if a villain comes in?

You're a salesman?

Look.

This is just a bakery.

Not much dough here.

A robber would go next door

You could be molested on your way home

At my age?

What molester would go after me?

He'd find someone better to rape

Ma'am, surely you know...

...of swimmers who drown

...or fighters who get kicked!

Bad things don't just happen to others

You're at risk, too

You want me to get attacked!

No, that's not what I mean

Then what do you mean?

Take a quick look at this product

What product?

Careful!

Take your time!

This is our Molester Zapper

What does it do?

You just pull this switch down...

...aim it at his heart,

and let rip!

That was my heart!

Watch out...

...or you can forget about having children

No, it's safe and easy

Try it yourself

Sorry, you're wasting your time

Show it to someone else

No molester is going to harass me

Sell it to a younger woman

But every woman needs one!

Look here, you're a decent fellow

But you're pitching to the wrong person

I'll give you a tip

Take this to a bank...

...a bar, a barbershop...

...anywhere you can see young women

Show this thing to them and they'll love it

You'll sell your entire stock...

...in no time

please reconsider, Ma'am

Buy one for yourself

I have a customer

Think about it

Yours comes to NT$270

That much?!

You picked them, not me

Drum!

Bass!

Melody!

Your buns

Cream ones again?

No savories?

Sold out, we only had cream buns left

What about the ones you get yesterday?

The yummy, cheesy one?

None left

Some bakery! Some buns!

I'm sick of eating this crap every day

When Michael Jackson comes calling...

...you can have whatever you like, every day

No new song today?

I like this one about" desire”, it's good

I could sing it

"I thought desire had no shape”

"But now I see it clearly”

"I thought love had no flavor”

"But now I taste it, lovely"

Put a sock in it!

It sounds terrible, coming from you

I'm trying to promote the song for you

More chit-chat?

It doesn't go like that!

Please don't try

I can't bear it

Let's hear you sing it

Sure, why not?

Hey!

That's mine you're eating!

Let's get on with it

Get on with what?

Miss Lin, tell us what you do!

I don't work, I'm a housewife

I do some baby sitting

No job! Just a baby-sitter!!

That's not so bad!

Common, but at least it's something!

So tell us why you're here!

I like singing

And I always watch this show

You watch us? Lots of people do!

My husband...

hey, coach me in singing

Starting tomorrow

Why?

I want to go on this show

You? In a singing contest?

I'll Pick some songs, you can accompany me

I don't think so

I buy you bread every day

It's the least you can do

Isn't this a bit sudden?

I know what I want

I'll buy you milk too

That's a good offer, you should help him

Throw in a beer and a snack and I'll do it

Done!

Three hours a day

Starting tomorrow

One more beer for each extra hour

It's a deal

Plus some chicken nuggets

Here, the music you asked for

Great, they have Brothers of the Road

Watch the shop

I'm going to the loo

Chen, get the cakes on display!

I'm tired

A lemon pie, please

One lemon pie

(Chih-Sheng, Don't forget our deal.Li-Hua)

Turned pedophile?

What do you want?

Who's that?

My classmate in elementary school

Classmate...

Childhood sweetheart

Cute, let me see

No

Moping over a childhood sweetheart

...as if no-one else ever had one

Man, I'm hungry!

Where's the bread?

No bread today

What? How come?

What about your singing lesson?

I'll skip it today

Skip it? Are you a genius...

...skipping your very first lesson?

What about my dinner?

You can eat out

Yeah? And you'll pay?

Go away, there's no bread

Who cares about the damn bread?

Which one is you?

Here!

Can't mistake that face

Not everyone has a face like that

Is she here too?

She wasn't there on the commencement day

She wasn't there on the commencement day?

Why not?

Something happened

What happened?

Do you have to ask?

No, but tell me anyway

I'll write you a love song

It could be a huge hit

Sweet, innocent love...

Fancy that?

Hey, who's this guy?

The class monitor

You can have this to get you writing

We're out of shrimp flavor

I'll buy some tomorrow

Chopsticks?

You're a real pain in the butt

The Invisible Man likes swings

If we're patient,

maybe he'll turn up here

What would we say to him?

Ask him how to turn invisible, for starters

What if he's a bad guy who hurts us?

What then?

No, he's a good guy

How many Invisible Men are there?

Lots and lots

Loads in America