Femme

Wait, it's hard, get the towel.

Let's go, babe.

You ready?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Come on, we need to get a deal.

Come on, squeeze in.

You know his daddy wanted him to be a surgeon.

Luckily, your daddy likes me just the way I do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Help us.

And we're in, oh, my God.

God!

I can't believe there's a party.

I'm going to go watch up front, break a leg.

Oh, my God.

I love that phrase when I'm wearing heels.

Bang.

Bye.

What?

Oh, my God, friends kiss.

I didn't say anything.

Anton, babe, how long do I have left?

About 20 minutes.

What?

We just talked up there.

Look down.

I see that, right?

Okay, good.

Down to the left.

Look at that.

Oh, you scared him away.

It's cute, babe.

Hey, what do you say?

You talk to me.

Thanks.

Hey, what do you say?

Thanks, please.

Do you want to say that to my face?

She's a big man in his high heels.

Turn around and say that.

All right, turn around then.

Turn around.

I said, how are you going to call me a faggot in front of all of your friends when I call you checking me out earlier?

You lot know each other.

Fuck off, man.

He's chatting shit.

Babes, don't bother messaging me later when you're looking for

a dick to suck, because you and your don't touch the size dick.

No, my type.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hold that for me, yeah?

Hold that for me.

Oh, he's gone.

What's going on?

All right, we're on.

We're on.

Come.

Hey.

Hey.

All right, come on, man.

What are you going to do, bro?

This man-woman humiliated you.

Where are you going?

Turn around, then.

Turn around and smile for the camera, please.

Turn around if you're a fucking man.

Hey, fuck your mother, man.

What did I say?

I said turn around.

Fuck off!

Oh, fuck off.

Holy shit.

Fuck off.

Get out of there.

Get your big man.

Get your big man.

Why you wearing a fucking dress, bro?

You're a fucking big man, right?

All right.

Get all your names.

Get all your fucking names.

Don't do fucking these.

Fuck, stop it.

Get your fucking dress up.

Get your fucking dress up.

That's it.

That's it.

You're getting all these--

You're not here, you're not.

You didn't say that to me, eh?

You didn't say that to me?

Bro, F is holding, holding, man.

Who's the big man now, ah?

Who's the fucking big man now?

You're the fucking big man.

I'm the fucking big man.

You're the fucking freak.

Lisa, get help.

Lisa!

All right, brother.

Stop fucking looking and get in evidence.

Babes?

Babes?

Yeah.

I threw together this little bad girl this morning,

so you could wear my old one if you wanted.

I know you can pause, so don't even try it.

I can, but I don't want to.

Why stay here playing?

Whatever the fuck this is.

When you could meet that guy in real life, like the clerk.

I don't want to be in real life.

Portions are horrible.

Can you look at me when I'm speaking to you?

I'm trying to suggest with my body language

that I don't want to start this again.

Babes?

It's not really the night before it's even begun yet?

I'm trying to be a good friend.

This isn't healthy.

But he doesn't want to come out.

Every time you do this, you're letting them win.

Brilliant.

Whatever. It's his life.

Hi. Hi.

Not tonight.

You're gorgeous.

Thank you.

I am nine inches in thick.

Maybe another time in there.

That's unbeautiful.

What did I just say?

Alright.

So what are you talking to me for?

Just chill out, mate.

Back the fuck up before I fucking slap you.

Bloody psycho.

You're fucking dog's break.

You're calling, yeah?

You're just charring us and you.

Calm down.

I've called it poor faggot.

We're old faggots here, darling.

Fucking shit hole anyway.

Coming in.

You got a free place?

No.

Keep your mouth shut.

Fung, where the fuck did you go?

I shit the sweat out, innit?

You were a liability.

Nah, mate.

Just border your chat.

You back of the flat?

Nah, I'm still out waiting for this geezer, innit?

Don't know what the fuck he thinks he's playing at.

You need to change your art, man.

Trust me.

You're probably gonna go junction afterwards if you fancy it.

Aye, yeah, I'll see how I feel.

Aye, safe, safe.

We'll be right here.

Don't let no one see you coming.

Anyone see you?

No. What a beer.

I'm okay, thanks.

Shoes off.

Shut the door.

So what's your name?

I don't want to hear any noise, you understand?

You make a noise, I'm gonna copy your mouth.

Take your clothes off.

Good boy.

When you're front.

I don't wanna know.

I don't wanna make a beer, I think.

Don't fucking move, yeah?

Where are you, man?

Aye, give me a fucking minute, man.

Aye, I need a piece.

Who's the big man now, huh?

Let me take the fucking dress off that shit.

Shut up, president.

Give me one of them.

You're not lying.

You're rolling fucking up, I'm good.

Cutting up selfish lies.

Rolling, smoking the crack cocaine.

Hey, who's that?

What, the son of the--

Someone's creeping.

You got a girl in there.

He's creeping.

He's got a girl in there.

Who's this?

It's my mate, innit?

What, you're not telling me you're bringing your boy over?