The first 200 lines.
Guys, gear up for a wild ride.
Wild ride my ass.
It's spooky as hell.
If it wasn't for the big tip...
Come on, don't be a wuss.
You're the famous
"Kai the Amulet Guru."
I only trade good-luck charms and prosperity talismans.
Dead people are Nat's expertise.
Yod, I'm telling you,
this house is on my Maximum Skull list.
Just complete the order and be done with it.
Holy moly, this is five-star creepy.
Chill, the instruction is simple.
Knock three times.
Walk in.
Put the food on the table.
Light a joss stick to summon whatever's inside to eat.
Then in the morning, we take the food out.
What's the story of this house?
Husband blew wife's head off
then shot himself.
Every Saturday, a delivery order is sent out,
any rider who takes it is in serious trouble.
I love it.
No answer, let's go back.
Kai, Wait!
Shit!
Peek-a-boo.
Shut up!
Don't be a chicken.
Holy fuck!
Don't slam it.
I didn't.
Now it's locked. How can we get out?
Very funny.
But I didn't close it.
Shhh. Let's go.
Is this really worth the tip?
Totally, it's 3,000.
Fuck! Is that…?
I don't think so.
What's that?
Someone's here?
You're cheating on me, right?
Holy crap.
Stop accusing me.
I'm so sick of it.
Lying bitch.
You think I'm an idiot?
You did it with him in this house.
I know everything.
Keep it down.
They're not aware that they're dead
so they can't see us.
If we're too loud and cause too much vibration,
they'll know we're here.
Keep still.
I've seen this kind of ghosts before.
If you don't stop spewing that garbage,
get out of my house.
Admit it, now.
What're you doing?!
No! Please!
Where do you hide your lover?
No! There's no one!
Where is he?
Please! I don't have anyone!
Kai, do something!
Like what?
You're the only one who knows magic spells.
My spells don't work on Saturdays.
Where are you, asshole?
Show yourself!
Well...
You go!
Come out now!
What the hell!
You're Nat, the rider who sees ghosts.
Oh, come on.
Yod!
Shit, now he can see me.
Can he see us?
Delivery, ma'am.
Wait for me.
I got hit! How come!
By what?
You okay?
I ducked but the bullet hit me.
Impossible.
How could the dead shoot the living?
Beats me.
I'm outta here.
You two can have the tip.
It's jammed!
He's coming!
He's coming!
Hurry up!
Nat, move!
Run!
He's coming!
Come on!
Speed it up!
Go, go, go!
RIDER
We're Yod, Nat and Kai.
We're a team of delivery riders
who manage a social media page to warn other riders
about haunted and spooky locations.
We use the Skull icon to rate the level of spookiness.
The more skulls, the more they should stay away.
Talismanic Tattoos
Hi guys.
Today I have a hair-raising story
to share with you.
It's a true tale about
the mother of all haunted houses!
You're already scared, aren't you?
Beep beep.
My snake will bite you.
Alright, guys.
Let me introduce you to our dream team.
This is Nat.
Yod is a show-off. Don't friggin' believe him.
Hey,
watch your language.
Next...
this is Kai.
He's like a big brother to us
and he's scared shit less of ghosts.
A total scaredy-pants.
When he was a kid, a monk predicted that
one day he'd die because of a ghost.
And I'm totally convinced
that one day a ghost will kill him.
Will you cut the crap?
I'm trying to work here.
Alright.
I'll give you a jab!
Let's see who's the fastest?
I got the order!
Not you again!
I got it! See?
I hate you.
See?
KITAVEJ HOSPITAL
Gotcha!
You nearly jumped, right?
Anyway, welcome to
Yod's live horror show.
I'm inside an abandoned hospital.
An order has been sent from here
and I'm dead certain
that it wasn't coming from a living person.
I mean, who'd want to have dinner in an abandoned hospital?
Here's the order.
Last time I didn't go live
so you didn't get to see some ghosts.
I've got a feeling that we'll see them tonight,
so stick with me, okay?
Creep-tastic, right?
Freaky chilly creepy.
Nat's warned me
to stay away from provoking the dead.
But bro, I can't help it.
I want my audience worldwide
to wintess the appearances of ghosts.
Oopsie daisy.
You see this?
My sun-kissed skin,
not goosebumps.
A ghost behind you!
Well, trying to scare me?
But I'm not scared.
I'll turn and look.
Tada!
PIE MY PHONE
ACCEPT JOB
DONE
Phone Repair Center
Hi handsome.
Care to make a donation?
Please, the mall's closing.
Sure.
Handsome and kind. Thank you.
Do you know where this shop is?
Just go straight there.
- Thank you. - Thanks.
So hot.
Hi!
Hi...
Yes?
Your earphones… nice color.
Never seen them before.
Do you sell them here?
No. You can get them online.
Your order.
Thank you. Already paid.
- Got it. - Okay.
Anything else?
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