Daal Mein kuch kaala hai (Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hai)

'This is Mumbai's Lokhandwala.'

'It is a den of the people who struggle in Mumbai.'

'People from every corner of India comes with dreams..

..and they settle here.'

'These are the alleys of bollywood in Mumbai.'

'People come with dreams of success here.'

'Come on, let me introduce you to such a man..

..who doesn't eat food anywhere other than the five star hotel..

..like Amithab Bachchan doesn't speak without Amar Singh.'

'I think this cutting tea is going to his house.'

'He's sleeping so peacefully on his five star mat.'

'He's our filmmaker Daboo.'

'He has been dreaming since ages.'

You are sleeping here. - Oh, brother.

You troubled me with your snores the entire night.

Come on, get up. - Please, leave me.

Come on, get up. - Please, leave me.

Hey, wake him up. - No, please tell him not to put cold water.

What have I done?

You didn't do anything.. your luck is bad.

When somebody makes a house far away from here..

..in any village.. after they die, their house belongs..

..to Jabda Singh.

What do I do? - Your old parents died while laughing.

You are the only heir.

But I won't wait for you to die. - Shall I chop him?

Are you a cucumber? - No.

Come on, make him sign it. Give him the agreement.

Or you'll have to die. - Oh, brother.

You got the property and you got into trouble.

You got a close shave. - Look, I don't want to eat for free.

Is that clear? - Yes.- Give him the money.

Take this money and change your destiny.

Is that clear? Come on, go ahead in life.

Goodbye. - Come on, let's go.

'Money. Money.'

'Money. Money.'

'Money. Money.'

"Mumbai calling."

"The city of dreams."

"The city of Bollywood."

"Tune into the Mumbai city life for some spicy masala."

"All the streets for real. Eat money, sleep money."

"Greet money, live money. Mumbai!"

"There are scams and scandals all around."

"Something is fishy here."

"The son-in-law has become the brother-in-law."

"Something is fishy here."

"I'll live my life my way."

"I've got lots of money in my life."

"I've got lots of money in my life."

"Don't take me to be anybody."

"I've got lots of money in my life."

"I've got lots of money in my life."

"O my baby, this is the magic of money."

"Is there something fishy or it is already wrong?"

"Money makes a girl become more beautiful."

"Money makes a girl groove."

"My suit will be Safari."

"My car will be Ferrari."

"I'll not borrow any money from anyone. Is that clear?"

"I'll aim at everyone."

"This money has changed my face."

"I've got lots of money in my life."

'Mr. Daboo has come out with money in his bag.' - Taxi, come on.

'Let's see where he is going to.' - Lokhandwala.

'I think, Daboo's car is speeding towards a flat.'

'Wow, Mr. Daboo, you have lots of money now.'

'If I was in your shoes, I would've invested in a right place..

..and would've made money.'

'Are you thinking about that girl?'

'What was her name?'

'Malai.'

Who is it now? I have two auditions and a photo shoot.

Whenever I'm getting ready, somebody or the other disturbs me.

It is so irritating. I hate it.

What?

'Madam." 'Madam." 'Madam."

"Madam. She's madam."

Whenever I have to go for audition, somebody or the other comes.

Why do people disturb me?

Who is he? Sorry, I'm not at home.

Again? Yes!

That's it. This is the last time.

From now on, I won't open the door until I'm completely ready.

I'll see who it is.

Hi.

Hold it.

Hello.

You? - Yes, me.

There's big breaking news for you.

This is my bag. My handcuffs locked with the suitcase.

This is the full finance for the film.

You! Whenever I'm planning to go somewhere..

..you come and stand in front of me with your dirty face.

What do you think of yourself?

I've been hearing your nonsense from the past five years..

..that you would introduce me to Subhash Ghai..

..Yash Chopra. You also said that Amar Singh was your close friend.

You drink tea in Amithab's house.

I have lunch in Marriot hotel.

Have you ever seen Marriot hotel?

Idiot, remove the tag at least.

Gel.. red goggles, white suit.

Do you think by wearing them, you'll become a producer?

Will you look handsome? See your age.

Look at this. This bag.. do you think you are here to stay with me?

This is my house. I'm very busy. Madam is very busy.

I have many auditions to go. Now, get lost!

Shut up! Enough is enough! Enough!

I've been watching from many years.

You are only giving auditions. Did you sign any film? - No.

No more auditions. No more photo shoots.

From now on, I'm the producer and you are the actress.

London, America, Paris, where do you want to go?

We'll go there and make a film.

Because, I have full finance.

Enough of your melodrama. Now you leave.. right now!

Sorry, my bag.

Watch this. Watch. - Now what?

You don't believe me, isn't it? Watch this now.

See this money. All this money is yours.

"Money. Money. Money. Money. Money." - All this money is yours.

"Money. Money. Money. Money. Money."

Money? So much money?

Where did you get it from?

You used to beg for Rs. 50 and Rs. 100 from me.

Where did you get so much money from?

You robbed?

No, these are fake currency.

You want me to get caught by the police?

Listen to me. If I was greedy for money..

..I would've been a big heroine today.

I don't believe in casting couch.

So, don't show me the greed of money.

I am not greedy for your money.

So, pack your things and leave from here.

Hey..

Hello?

Don't you understand Hindi? Will you go or shall I call the cops?

Police.. - No.

Get going. - Try to understand, this is my money.

Get going. - This is our money.

Get lost! Listen, come here.

Now go!

He acts like Salman Khan. Oh, audition.

Your phone or my phone. Whose phone is ringing?

Where is it ringing? Why is it ringing? Where is it?

I'm not finding it. - It is not in one place, somewhere here and there..

Your phone. - Oh my god.

Thank you.

Hi, my sweetie. - Back off.

Sorry, it was not for you. - What's happening? - Tell me.

What's happening? - Tell me. Only you were missing till now.

What do I tell you where have I got stuck?

Hey.. - That man.. the one who irritates me daily.

I'm talking to you, listen to me. - The same, Daboo.

Hello? Talk to me. - Excuse me.

Hello, yes I was telling you about Daboo? - Who, Daboo?

Yes, the same bluff master.

He didn't have a single penny with him..

..and used to borrow money from me..

..and today suddenly he has come here with a suitcase..

..full of money. - What?

He wants to make a film with me as a heroine.

I think something is fishy. - Don't you worry, baby.

This is Mumbai, people get money all of a sudden.

Do one thing, get that man to such a place..

..where I can check and tell you if it is fake or real currency.

Listen carefully.. - But..

Don't lose this opportunity. Is that clear? - No.

How long can we struggle like this?

I don't want to get into all this.

Relax. Take it easy. I'm with you.

Everything is going to be okay.

Don't take tension. I love you. I love you. I love you.

How can I explain it to her?

Sorry. - Please, be seated.

Have a seat. Have a seat. Sit down.

You know what? You are stupid, fool, I must say, bloody fool.

Couldn't you take a cheque?

What was the need to take so much money in cash?

Cash money is black money. Oh no.

We can't take this money and travel by a plane.

We can't travel. We can't keep it at home.

We can't give it to anyone.

Oh, if my stupid secretary knows about this..

..then he'll announce it to everyone in the city.

What a problem.

Come here. I said, come here.

Before the secretary comes here, I have an idea.

We'll go into a hotel. - Hotel.

In a five star hotel. - Five star hotel.

Away from Mumbai. - Far away.

Yes. We'll sit there and plan what to do with this money.

How is that? - Beautiful.

Give me a five. Yeah!

Who is it?

"There are scams and scandals here."

I caught the thief. - Sorry.