Decay

This guy is a total freak.

But I'm telling you, he's growing weed in there.

Hold it.

New jacket?

You really gotta get a girlfriend, dude.

See you tomorrow.

What are you doing in my home?

Katlyn?

- No. - I didn't kill her!

Get away, you freak!

- Hey! Hey! - I didn't kill her.

She was laying there when I came in!

Please!

Does it hurt?

- You really want one of those don't you?

Go on! Get!

Go!

Filthy creatures.

They carry germs and disease.

You wouldn't wanna make mother sick would you?

Besides, young boys can't afford to be sympathetic.

Not even to a filthy mongrel.

Jesus Christ.

What in god's name are you wearing?

I made it.

This is my medical.

This is my bird watching.

- Do you know what those troop leaders feed on?

The innocence of little boys.

And I'm not gonna let some sicko pedophile touch my child!

Next thing you know, you'll wanna be an altar boy.

Snap out of it!

Mother didn't raise you to be a little bitch.

You're better than that.

That's not for you.

What is it?

It's my protection.

Mama needs protection.

Now go make sure the front door is locked.

- It's locked. I already checked.

Well, check it again.

What if some brute of a man,

let himself in here, raped mother raw,

and then set her on fire?

An unlocked door is an evil door.

Bless us, oh lord.

Filthy mongrel.

Good afternoon.

There was an accident today?

Under these circumstances,

we canvass the neighborhood, ask some questions.

Under these circumstances?

There was a fatality.

Were you home this afternoon?

I was.

Did you witness the accident?

- You're gonna keep doing this as long as it takes.

Sir?

No. No, I didn't.

- Did you see anything strange or out of the ordinary?

No. I'm sorry, officer.

I wasn't aware anything happened until I heard the sirens.

- If you hear of anything that might be helpful to me,

would you mind giving me a call?

I'm sorry I wasn't much help.

- Oh, it's a goddamn mess out there.

What the hell's wrong with you today?

Oh, looks like you still have

some leftovers from taco night.

I want you to try heating these on the stove for 20 minutes.

You're never gonna get better,

if you don't work on this stuff.

Do you have to keep everything you find?

Try throwing something away, just once.

It might be cathartic.

- A place for everything and everything in its place.

Honey, I'm here to help you.

It's my job.

I know.

- I promised to take care of you,

and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

So get over yourself and let me in!

Now give me kisses.

Ahh...

Only two of these per day, okay?

You've gotta work on this stuff.

What am I gonna do with you?

- The hell you doing in here, boy?

Ow! Ouch...

It's lunch time.

Oh, man. She was a crazy bitch, dude.

Oh, and those curves.

I ended up spending the entire weekend in Aspen.

Or as I like to call it,

a drinking town with a skiing problem.

Man...

Oh, I got another one for you.

Boink!

Right?

It's a good one.

Yeah, it's just dope.

Thought you'd like it.

I found it the other day by the carousel.

God, this park gets lonely in the off-season, huh?

I kind of like it.

What? No.

No, there's no excitement, no energy, no women...

You're the one who's always complaining

about not having any friends.

I'm telling you, dude.

What are you smiling about?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Oh, there's something!

Come on.

I caught a big one.

I met someone.

What?

You met someone?

Yes.

Dude!

Yeah! That's great.

That's great, bro.

Yeah. She's like me.

She doesn't like big crowds.

- Then you can stay inside. You know?

She likes staying in.

Oh, I bet she does.

That's what I'm talking about.

- An unlocked door is an evil door.

Taco night.

Chicken with rice.

Taco night. Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice. Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice. Chicken with rice. Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice. Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice.

Chicken with rice.

Rice. Rice. Rice. Rice.

Oh, father, lord in heaven,

thank you very much for these gifts

that we are about to receive.

Thank you very much for these moments

that we're spending together.

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

Amen.

Much better.

Hmm, pretty good.

Okay, now what?

You're heavy.

I need a better system.

It's for your own good.

Yeah.

This, however, is not gonna work.

Good night, mother.

Do god's will and take your pill.

Please bless mother and me.

And all of the wonderful memories,

that we Cherish together in life.

Amen.

Here we go.

Anyways...

Crazy big!

- I was reading a book with my book club yesterday,

and I thought of you, because the main character,

finds a way to overcome his sickness.

We were fucking on the cake.

We were fucking in the cake.

We were eating the cake.

We were fucking and eating the cake.

Anyways...

Crazy bitch, man.

- Told those boys a million times.

You can't use diesel fuel in that kind of vehicle.

- I'm telling you, you know how with marathons,

you've got to pace yourself, man.

Well, Tanya didn't want any of that.

You know what I'm saying?

Anyways...

She is a top ten crazy bitch.

- You might not guess this about me,

but in my youth I was a cliff-diver at a theme restaurant.

I know it surprises everybody.

Oh, my fucking god.

- Because there were dolls everywhere, man.

And you know me, I'm always ready to go with it.

Have you ever had sex in front of dolls?

Anyways...

This is a crazy bitch, right?

- I won't be able to stop by later,

so I thought I'd drop by and give you your pills,

and see if you need anything.

Gotta run. Bye.

This woman is a crazy bitch.

And I fucking love her.

I think I love her and that's just crazy enough, you know?

That's crazy in itself.

You know the rules.

Hold still until it dries.