The first 191 lines.
We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters, say it loud
'Cause tonight, we're gonna leave our fears behind
We're in it together
Stepping out and we're letting our spirits fly
Stay fierce forever
Freak out if you dare
Your best nightmare
Don't stop rocking your right to fright
We are Monster High
We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters
We are Monster High
I can't see!
Watch it.
Sorry. Excuse me. Coming through.
Oh!
I am not brave enough to be your Queen,
but the heart tells me I must.
I am afraid to claim my throne!
But I am not afraid to reveal my affections for you.
Well, one of you.
Be with me, Princess, and my chiseled chin, not Edweird.
No, Princess, forget Alucard, be with me and my dazzling dimples.
Oh! Her Majesty and Alucard will make such a regal couple.
Try dusting your eyes. Edweird is the clear choice for her.
Look at Edweird.
Oh!
Love the dimples.
Naw, I love Alucard's chin.
If they could only see that there is more to me than beauty
and royal destiny, but alas,
I have a secret.
I am not the ghoul you think I am.
Vampire scaritage requires you to reveal all of your secrets
before your coronation as Queen.
Oh, my ghoul!
Totes fake! Vampire royalty has no such rule!
Hey, sit down! Trying to watch a moo-vie here.
Yeah, you're blocking my view of Veronica Von Vamp!
She's hot!
This is the best boovie ever. And Veronica Von Vamp as the Queen?
Fangtastic!
Please. She is a disgrace to vampire scaritage.
Hauntlywood got it all wrong!
Well, sorry! But I know how this really works, I was there!
Did you know vampires haven't had
a proper Queen for over 400 years?
But this is totally fake!
Quiet! I'm watching a movie!
Thanks for talking the whole time.
Make way. (MEOWS) It's her Royal Fakeness!
Draculaura, you owe me a movie.
Sorry if I got carried away, but that Veronica, she just frosts my fangs.
You better get used to her.
The Vampire Majesty boovies are the most popular ever made.
Popular does not mean good.
Well, I loved it. And her.
But the real story is so much more fangtastic.
I should know, I did grow up in Transylvania.
At the Vampire Royal Court.
We don't usually talk about it. I had to leave in a hurry.
How is it that there hasn't been a Vampire Queen for 400 years?
Yeah! Tell us all the voltageous details.
Especially the romantic parts!
Well, after the last Queen's reign ended,
the search began for the next ghoul in line.
I love this!
They used an ancient jewel, the Vampire's Heart,
that was supposed to magically lead the way to the future Queen.
The search has gone on for 400 years, but they haven't found her.
- So the Queen could be anybody? - And anywhere?
Yep. Now wouldn't that make a much better boovie?
I'll say... (YELPS)
Youch! Hoodude!
Sorry, Heath, I still can't control my voodoo powers.
Maybe you're secretly the Queen, Draculaura!
Wow! That would be cool.
That would be clawsome!
Whoa, Clawd Wolf, dating royalty.
Allow me, Your Royal Highness.
Would you prefer the diamond or gold crown, My Queen?
Come on, Frankie, I think I'd know if I was really Queen.
But I choose diamonds. They go with everything.
Hear ye, hear ye! Make way for Queen Draculaura!
See you later. - Okay. Bye-bye!
Text ya.
Please, you the Queen?
You don't even have your vampire powers yet.
I never said...
You think that you're all bat, but what have you ever done?
You two better watch your fangs!
Don't fret, love. It's what you think of you that's important.
Do you want me to unleash a plague on them?
Because I have a new amulet I've been dying to try out.
Thanks, ghouls, but I can fight my own battles.
You'll be Queen when trolls fly.
They're right, I have never done anything important.
That's why I don't have all my vampire powers yet.
What do you mean?
Gory got hers a couple of hundred years ago
by saving a Vampire Lord from a sunburn.
SPF, like 1,000.
I haven't done anything even close to that. I may never get my powers.
Draculaura, you have something amazing in you. I feel it, in here.
You are going to surprise everyone!
I hope. Thanks, Robecca.
Master, the Royal Court of Vampire
Dignitaries seeks audience with you at once.
Very well.
Huh?
What seems to be the problem?
Lord Stoker, we demand to know how
the search for the Queen is going!
You've had 400 years! Where is she?
We think you're enjoying your temporary role as our leader much too much!
I assure you I have everything under control. The search for the Queen...
Is taking too long!
We need a true leader! Vampires are forgetting their scaritage!
We just heard that Vampire Prep,
our most prestigious vampire academy, is on the verge of closing!
The Vampire Court has voted.
If you do not find a new Queen by the end of the week, you will be fired!
Well, you're in luck because I already found the Queen!
Really? - Really?
Yes! I used the Vampire's Heart and, just today, I found her.
Isn't that right, Ygor?
No, no, you lost the Vampire's Heart when...
Ygor means, yes, Master.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Yes! In fact, her coronation is next week!
Queen! Queen! Queen!
Good. We meet the Queen next week, Stoker.
Or it's daylight for you.
Next week? Ygor, have you lost your mind?
No, Ygor still keeps it in this little jar.
How are you going to find a Queen in a week?
The Vampire's Heart was stolen by your niece 400 years ago when she...
I don't want to find the Queen!
Right! Because...
Remind Ygor why again, Master.
Because once we have a Queen, I will no longer be in charge.
Ah! Yes.
I am the only one who knows what's good for vampires!
What I need is a fake Queen,
one I can control and bend to my will.
Yes, Master!
There! She's perfect!
The daughter of Dracula,
with all his enlightened ideas about monster equality.
I remember her from court.
She was always so naive, insecure, and feeble,
I imagine she doesn't even have her vampire powers yet.
You won't have the courage to question me,
isn't that right, my new Queen?
Yes.
Okay, Daddy. (CHUCKLES)
Yes, I know to floss my fangs! I'll call you in six months.
Okay. Smooches! Love you!
Six months?
Yeah, business trip, Antarctica,
six months day, six months night, you know.
Oh, make way, it's her Royal (MEOWS) Fakeness.
All hail Queen Draculaura!
Class! Class! Settle down, class.
Today we'll be continuing our discussion of history.
This is your scaritage! The journey to the Boo World.
Londoom was a stopping point for immigrating monsters.
They left their homelands for many reasons.
Probably because they were an embarrassment to their kind.
Or 'cause they made up stories about being Queen.
Stop torturing me!
Draculaura!
Don't spook until you are spook-en to. Detention!
Could this day get any worse?
Attention, Draculaura, report to the Headmistress's office immediately!
Hashtag, "In trouble, again."
I am so, so sorry I yelled in class, Headmistress Bloodgood, I...
Draculaura, you are...
...the next Vampire Queen!
Me? But I'm...
You are the chosen one!
Lord Stoker! What are you doing here?
I was led to you by the Vampire's Heart!
Oh! (GASPS)
See how it glows in your presence!
I really am the next Queen!
All hail Her New Vampiric Majesty!
Headmistress Bloodgood, Gory has been
picking on Draculaura all day...
All hail the Queen.
Thank you. Hearing that never gets old.
Um, they mean me. I'm the next Vampire Queen.
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