The first 200 lines.
'Art is a nectar every human should savor' - M.R.Radha
"No place on earth can be as good as our own country"
'Is this a new dog?'
You haven't even removed its price tag?
That's the security tag from the airport
But I don't see any tags around your necks?
They promised us 4G connection I can't even get 1G!
- 'Started, huh?' - How backward is this place!
Stuck in a time warp, I swear!
Just 3 more days left Why don't you adjust a little bit?
Whatever!
Daddy, play some English song
Want English song? Here you go
"Why this murderous mutiny, dear? Why this killer instinct so severe?"
Oh! Shit
Hello, son - Ramasami 'anna'
You scared the wits out of me
It's been years since you visited us
We are here now
I cleaned up this place spic and span when I knew you were coming, son
Thanks to this house you still remember us
How can I forget you?
Glad to hear that, son
Daddy, I'm hungry
Are you hungry, my dear?
You can't get your favorite food like pizzas and burgers here
You'll get only 'dosa' and a watery 'sambar'
Shall I go and get it for you?
I'll buy 'dosa' - 1 minute
No need, son
Can't I buy you dinner?
I have money I'll go and buy it
Watch your step
'I am fine'
Scooby, go get the ball
Rahul, be careful
Yeah, dad
Hi, da - 'Hey!'
'I told you to call me as soon as you reached'
Prem, we reached just now
'It is raining cats and dogs That's why I couldn't come'
- It's okay - 'Driver was there on time?'
- He came - 'No problem during the drive?'
No problem at all
When are you joining us?
Tell me that first
'Hello?'
'Hello?'
Hey Pooja! You've tanned so much
Why haven't you called us at all?
This place is so polluted
Also poor network connection
'Is your wife thrilled to bits?'
'Does she like the house?'
Kidding me?
She doesn't like India one bit
I'm planning to sell this house
'Are you serious?'
Let the buyer decorate it or demolish it, his wish!
Scooby?
Scooby?
'Shall I send some boy over to run errands for you?'
Why do I need anyone else? Ramasami 'anna' is here
He can use the money I pay him when we leave
- Yeah? - Hello?
- 'Can you hear me?' - Yeah, tell me
I forgot to tell you
'It has been 5 or 6 months since Ramasami 'anna' died'
Son, 'dosa'
Forget all that I'll see you soon, okay?
Hey Pooja! Who is that behind you?
DADDY!
Rahul
Shan
Pooja
Son, 'dosa'
Scooby!!
'Sangili Bungili Open The Door'
- Hello, Kumar? - 'Yes, sir'
No sight of the broker you referred, I say
'Sir, he will surely come'
You're a local agent here and you can't sell this
What will an out-of-towner do?
'Sir, you don't know about him'
'He's a sooooper agent'
'Somehow he will sell it for you'
You seem to have immense faith in him
Give me his address
I'll go and look him up once
'Don't go to all that trouble, sir'
'He's a good boy He'll land up for sure'
Yov! Be crystal clear
Super or Good?!
Trust me 'Super Good'!
"Super good deals dish out many a hit"
"He will reduce rates to the last bit"
"Wads of notes overflow Rupees that make you glow"
"He's a full time land broker He will favor you with fervor"
- Sir? - Hahn!
Nandakumar?
Yes
Vasu
Kumar praised you sky high
Here's your 10% advance
Thank you, sir
Let's take a look at the house
Sir...?
Is there any other problem in this house?
Nothing of that sort, bro
The buyer took back his advance and fled before the house was registered
4 more followed suit hearing the rumors
Won't the villagers gossip?
True to 'Making hay while the sun shines'
...one man said the windows slam of their own accord
Another said a bulb lit up by itself
One man said he heard the laughter of girls
Someone else said he heard anklets tinkling
Each of them made up-
Why did you stop here?
Nothing, sir
This house is filled with bandicoots!
This is how an old house will be
Aiyo!
Why are you tapping the door?
That's country timber
Country item, huh?
- Appearances are deceptive! - Sir, please don't
I'll take a snap
Sure, click
Don't take any snap, sir
Your items are all over the place
My grandfather brought all these from Burma
Pure teak
Will be smooth as satin!
'Don't you trust me?'
'Just touch and see You'll know I'm right'
Sir, shall I click a photo?
'Go ahead'
'How else can you tell your client about all the items here?'
Sir, if you keep shaking I am unable to focus
The door is not transparent!
Okay, sir
You can shut it now
You haven't seen the back portion as yet
Front is more than good enough for me, sir
Give me the key
After you sell this house you'll reach great heights, sir
You can leave now, sir
Come...come out I am waiting
"Come out, my fair lady petite"
"You boozed in the room, my parakeet"
What is in that hand?
Cutting
Fraud!
Don't go overboard on your act
After all you're just a broker
She is the house owner's daughter
Nandakumar's daughter
Is Nandakumar aware of this?
Won't Nandakumar know his own daughter!
I didn't mean that, sweety pie
Is he aware his daughter gulps down a quarter?!
- Let me go, sir - Shall I tell him?
Do you have his number?
- Why do you compete with him? - Can't find the damn #
Is drinking a crime?
What kind of question is that!
Pumping drinking water is not wrong, dear
Only drinking alcohol is wrong
That too, drinking it raw is unpardonable
Your father has earned such a good name in this town
If he knows what you are up to won't he be 'down in the dumps' Kumar?
You're laughing, huh?
- Please don't call my dad - Isn't this his number?
"Last night, oh wow!"
"I lost my sleep, wrapped in your love"
"Come, my sweet-"
A while ago you were on a high horse
After I called you are on your bended knees!
Loafer ladies!
Sir...sir?
We'll listen to whatever you say, sir
Why did you say that?
We will do anything you say, sir
Why is this 'Latha Pandi clone' so quiet?
- Say it loud and clear - Tell him
We will do anything you say, sir
Stuffed your mouth with cotton candy? Speak up
We will do anything you say, sir
"Ek gau mein"
"In a village"
"Ek kissan"
"A farmer"
"Rehathatha: lived"
"Raghu Thatha"
"Not Raghu's grandpa, stupid Rehathatha as in 'lived'!"
"In a village lived a farmer Raghu's grandfather"
"Flirting skills, A to Z downloaded happily"
"In a village lived a farmer Raghu's grandfather"
"Flirting skills A to Z she shared carefree"
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