Four Weddings and a Funeral

Previously on Four Weddings and a Funeral...

Well, my dream's always been to work for a progressive,

diverse, female candidate,

but given my current situation, I'm open to anything.

How could you fire me?

You just walked out of a presentation to accept another job.

Oh, God, what am I gonna tell my dad?

- So Ainsley likes Bryce? - Oh, absolutely.

- So then what's the problem? - She doesn't know it yet.

I didn't break up with you because you don't fit into my world.

Then why did you break up with me?

You're voting yes on an immigration bill,

and I'm one of the people you're voting to keep out.

I'm pregnant.

What are you doing here?

This might be completely crazy,

but I want to be with you.

That sucked.

Why would you and Ainsley say that Maya had a thing for me?

I honestly thought she did.

She just told me she doesn't, and then she hung up on me

because she's at a wedding with another guy.

What wedding?

What made you change your mind?

What we have is worth risking everything for.

I'm gonna tell Ainsley...

the truth.

- Hi. - Hi.

How'd you sleep?

Really bad.

This annoying man kept waking me up and kissing me.

- Oh, no. - That sounds terrible.

So we're really doing this, huh?

- Yeah. - We're really doing this.

What?

I mean, it just feels real now.

As soon as I leave this room,

I'm gonna have to go home and have a horrible conversation.

I want to tell you something,

but I don't know if I should.

I think I know what it is...

because I wanted to say the same thing to you last night.

- But I shouldn't, right? - It's too soon.

- Way too soon. - It's three words.

Don't.

My foot's asleep.

My foot's asleep, too.

Um, so this has been lovely,

but, um, I really do have to go.

You know, I was thinking,

our last night together went so well that what if we had

another last night together tonight

and then see how that goes and then pencil another one in

for the weekend?

Do you really want to talk about this again?

Only until you change your mind.

My mind is made up.

A gorgeous undocumented immigrant

cannot date an MP who's voting to deport him.

I am not voting to deport you.

This bill isn't going to pass.

My little yes is purely political.

Not to me.

Whether it passes or not, it...

Your vote means something.

How am I gonna explain this to my family?

To myself?

Then you leave me no choice.

I'll vote no.

What?

I don't want to do something that could hurt you,

not even hypothetically,

because I...

I've grown quite fond of you.

That is the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.

I'm not saying it's going to be easy for us,

but I'm willing to try if you are.

Okay.

Now, to be clear,

this doesn't affect my other political opinions.

- Climate change is still a hoax. - Ugh.

Now, I know it's too soon to tell,

but I've just got this funny feeling it's a girl.

Is everything okay?

I just have something I need to tell you.

You don't believe in vaccinations?

Me neither.

No.

I'm pretty sure Maya and Kash are hooking up.

- What? - Really?

I didn't think Maya was capable of doing something so interesting.

What do you think I should do?

Should I tell Ainsley or confront them?

I don't think you should do anything.

What?

I thought you were #NoSecrets.

Yeah, between me and you.

But Ainsley just forgave you.

Do you really want to be the one to break her heart?

No, I don't.

But I love when the right thing to do is also the easy thing to do.

Hmm.

Come on.

Hey, we need to talk.

I...

Oh, you're all here.

Hey, are you okay?

Marcus said you went home sick last night.

I-I didn't want to wake you.

- Oh, I'm fine. - Are you okay? What's wrong?

Bryce overheard Ainsley insulting him last night,

and then she went over to his house to try and fix it

and continued insulting him.

I just said we were an unlikely pair.

Why should a 55-year-old man

just assume he gets to be with a young woman?

What are we, living in a Clint Eastwood movie?

Now, I say this with love,

but you sound like a shallow, miserable monster.

- I am just stating facts. - I'm a catch.

I could go on Bumble right now,

and there would be a million age-appropriate,

eligible bachelors who would be psyched to be with me.

Okay, here's one. He's tall. He went to a good school.

Ah, it's Duffy!

- You're on Bumble? - Yeah, I'm on them all.

Bumble, Hinge, this one for vets...

The animal doctor, not the soldiers.

I am on one for the soldiers.

But I thought you liked Bryce.

I do.

And there are a bunch of stupid reasons why I wish I didn't,

but he's smart and genuine and...

He's different from anyone I've been with.

And also, you...

You're different when you're with him.

You're less uptight, less clenched,

less, you know...

- Like Gemma. - Exactly.

I mean, you showed up to a wedding

wearing paint-covered overalls because of him.

Yeah.

He makes me feel like...

Like I don't have to try so hard,

like I could peel and eat shrimp in front of him,

and he would still look at me the same way.

That sounds like love.

Yeah.

Probably.

I probably love him.

I have to fix this.

Um, was there something you wanted to talk to me about?

- No, it can wait. - Okay.

Did you sleep in your clothes,

or do you just wear the same thing every day?

- So what are we watching? - Nothing anymore.

Look, Dad, I'm really sorry.

Asif, if you need me, I'll be on my NordicTrack.

Okay, Dad.

Come on, Dad, you can't ignore me forever.

You don't even know how to use the NordicTrack.

Yes, I do. I watched the commercial again.

At least him hating you is getting him to exercise.

What word's funny that we could look up?

Ah, Duffy, I have that permission slip

for the field trip to see Julius Caesar.

Wait, listen.

There's no creak. This drawer always had a creak.

Yeah, uh, I fixed it.

You were always complaining about it,

so I just put some WD-40 on it

- Oh. - That's very nice of you.

So what should we do for dinner tonight, boys...

- Thai food and a movie? - Yes.

We never finished Coco

because Mr. Duffy was crying so much.

- No. - No, I wasn't. I was...

You know, just when the little skeleton sings...

Remember Me.

I would love to, but I have plans.

- Plans? - What plans?

Is it a hot date with one of your Bumble conquests?

Uh, actually, yeah.

Oh.

Well, good.

Good and well.

Yeah, her name's Amanda,

and she seems pretty cool from her pictures.

Uh, I guess she likes margaritas and the beach.

Right, well, let's get you back to Peath, then, shall we?

We wouldn't want to keep Amanda from her margaritas.

Hello. Is somebody here?

Ainsley?

- Bryce, hey. - What do you think?

- Oh, I-I... - Um...

I'm sorry. I-I didn't realize you had company.

Um, hi.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Ainsley.

- Ainsley, this is Dawn. - Dawn, Ainsley.

She's, um...