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WHOA!

JULIE, CHERYL, HAVE A NICE DAY.

THANKS A LOT.

COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT YA!

-DAD, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, YOU'RE A BETTER

ROLLER-BLADER THAN ANY OF US.

-I KNOW THAT AND YOU KNOW THAT BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.

SEE YA!

THANK YOU!

GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE.

YEAH ME TOO.

MEN.

-UM, GOTTA GO DAD, SEE YOU AT DINNER.

-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA WAIT A MINUTE,

WHAT ABOUT JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS?

-UH, WE KINDA DECIDED NOT TO DO JUNIOR GUARDS THIS SUMMER.

WHO DECIDED?

-MY DAD GAVE US A PLACE TO REHEARSE.

-YEAH, WE'RE GONNA JAM ALL SUMMER.

WELL YOU'RE NOT. YES I AM.

NO YOU'RE NOT. YES I--

-EXCUSE ME, COULD I HAVE A LITTLE WORD

WITH MY SON FOR A SECOND?

THANK YOU. BE RIGHT OVER HERE.

I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

NOT DECISIONS THIS IMPORTANT.

-WHAT, YOU JUST GET TO MAKE ALL THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS

IN MY LIFE AND I JUST GET TO STAND THERE, SALUTE YOU,

AND FOLLOW ORDERS, IS THAT IT?

-HOBIE, I'M NOT TELLING YOU DON'T PLAY YOUR MUSIC,

I'M JUST SAYING DON'T GIVE UP

EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE TO DO IT.

-MOM SAID IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DO JUNIOR GUARDS

I DIDN'T HAVE TO, AND THAT IF I WANT TO BE A MUSICIAN

I SHOULD GO FOR IT AND GIVE IT MY ALL.

-WHEN? WHEN DID YOUR MOM SAY THAT?

LAST WEEK ON THE PHONE.

SHE SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS,

AND THAT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED WITH MY LIFE.

SEE YOU LATER.

COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO.

-HEY! HEY!

-DID YOU FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE THIS MORNING?

WHAT EARTHQUAKE?

-IT WAS A FIVE POINT FIVE, YOU DIDN'T FEEL IT?

-CJ, I GREW UP HERE, I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING UNDER A SIX.

-MY ENTIRE BED ALMOST COLLAPSED.

THANK GOD THERE WAS NO ONE UNDER IT.

MITCH!

MITCH, MEET RILEY FERGUSON. RILEY, THIS IS MITCH BUCHANNON.

-MITCH, HOW YOU DOING? -GOOD, THANKS.

-RILEY'S HERE WITH A TEAM OF GEOLOGISTS

TO INSTALL A SEISMOMETER IN THE MOUNTAIN FAULT.

-GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO

BECOME OCEAN LIFEGUARDS IN ARIZONA.

-CALIFORNIA FALLING INTO THE OCEAN?

WELL, LET'S HOPE NOT.

-RILEY'S SPECIALTY IS DEEP SEA DIVING.

REALLY, HARD HAT OR SCUBA?

-BOTH, BUT IF I HAD MY CHOICE, I'D FREE DIVE.

-OH, I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN HOW TO FREE DIVE.

-IT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO LIVING UNDER THE SEA.

MAKES YOU WISH YOU HAD GILLS.

YOU EVER TRIED, MITCH?

-OH YEAH, BUT I ACTUALLY STARTED DEVELOPING GILLS

SO I HAD TO CUT BACK.

-UH, MITCH, I'M GONNA BE GOING OUT TO THE FAULT TOMORROW

WITH RILEY AND THE GEOLOGISTS.

00 AM

AND I THINK I'LL BE BACK AROUND NOON.

THEIR PERMIT REQUIRES A SAFETY OFFICER.

-AND YOU VOLUNTEERED. -YES.

LOOK, I'LL NEED TO GO OVER THE DETAILS OF YOUR DIVE PLAN.

SO, MAYBE WE COULD DO DINNER AT MY PLACE.

-GREAT, BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU I'M A VEGETARIAN.

-GREAT, I MAKE AN INCREDIBLE BLACK BEAN SALAD.

BLACK BEAN SALAD.

GOOD TO MEET YOU.

BLACK BEAN SALAD.

-THE FIVE SWIMMERS SWIMMING AWAY FROM THE BEACH,

SWIM PARALLEL TO SHORE.

DO NOT SWIM AWAY FROM THE BEACH.

-I WANT YOU ALL HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY MONDAY MORNING

SO WE CAN START THE WATER PROGRAM.

THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA LEARN IS CPR,

AND AFTER A SPENDING A DAY WITH ALL YOU GUYS,

I'M SURE I'M GONNA BE THE ONE WHO NEEDS IT.

MATT! MATT, I NEED BACKUP!

YOU GUYS STAY HERE, OKAY?

-MULTIPLE VICTIMS OFF TOWER SIX.

ONE WAY SWIMMERS, WE NEED SCARAB

AND OTHER WATER-BASED SUPPORT.

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP'S COMING, YOU'LL BE OKAY.

HERE, TAKE MY HAND.

THAT'S IT.

YOU CAN MAKE IT, GRAB ONTO THE STERN.

LOGAN, GET THE MALE VICTIM CLOSEST TO YOU!

THE MALE VICTIM, OVER THERE.

DAMN!

IT'S OKAY, I'VE GOT YA.

HELP!

CLIMB ON.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, WAIT HERE.

I GOT HER, LET ME TAKE OVER. -I'VE GOT HER, DO COMPRESSIONS.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

YOU'RE OKAY.

JOHN, GET THE OXYGEN.

YOU'LL BE OKAY MA'AM.

YOU'LL BE OKAY.

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

-SURE. -COME ON.

-WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE?

UM, LET'S SEE, SAVING LIVES.

-OH, YOU CALL THAT SAVING LIVES?

NEARLY RUNNING ONE VICTIM DOWN SO YOU COULD SAVE ANOTHER,

WHO HAPPENS TO BE A FEMALE.

-FIRSTLY, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.

SHE NEEDED HELP MORE THAN HE DID.

AND SECONDLY, I KNEW THAT ME AND MY RUBBER DUCKY

WOULD GET HER ON SHORE WAY BEFORE YOU.

SO YOU AND YOUR RUBBER DUCKY

ALMOST DROWN HIM IN YOUR WAKE.

-OH, BUT I KNEW YOU'D RESCUE HIM, MATT.

YOU'RE A LOS ANGELES COUNTY LIFEGUARD.

I ONLY STRIVE TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU.

YOU ARROGANT SON OF A--

-HEY, HEY, HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH! -COME ON.

-YOU'RE ON-DUTY LIFEGUARDS, NOW GIVE YOUR

MALE HORMONES A REST AND TRY AND BEHAVE LIKE PROFESSIONALS.

-I'M OFF-DUTY, AND HE'S NO PROFESSIONAL.

MY MATEY'S JUST JEALOUS.

I BEAT HIM TO THE RESCUE AND THE POOR BOY

DIDN'T GET THE HERO WORSHIP HE WAS AFTER.

-MATT, GO TO MY TOWER AND FILL OUT RESCUE CARDS, NOW.

OKAY. BYE.

-WE DON'T COMPETE TO SAVE LIVES HERE, LOGAN.

WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM.

NOW YOUR HOT DOG TACTICS MAY HAVE WORKED FOR YOU

IN AUSTRALIA BUT THEY HAVE NO PLACE ON OUR BEACH.

-ARE YOU AS EMPOWERED A WOMAN AS YOU ARE A LIFEGUARD?

-EMPOWERED ENOUGH TO BOOT YOUR LITTLE BUTT BACK DOWN UNDER.

NOW TAKE YOUR LITTLE RUBBER DUCKY OUT SLOWLY

PAST THE WAVE LINE AND GO PATROL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PIER.

I'D WAGER YOU'RE NOT. NOT WHAT?