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Hello, officers.
Is there a problem?
That's what we'd like to know, ma'am.
What's going on here?
Nothing much.
It's the middle of the night,
you're screaming at the top of your lungs.
The music's too loud.
The neighbors are scandalized.
Are you the owner of the unit, ma'am?
Oh, sir, we're very sorry.
PO1, PO2, PO3, I'm really sorry about this.
We're just having a small celebration because I’m getting married!
You're the bride?
Yes!
Oh.
Babe!
Oh my god, I'm so drunk!
Come over here. I miss you so much!
But I'm so excited! I'm gonna get married!
I miss you so much.
Shit!
What happened last night?
Is that a question, or a statement of regret?
Be serious. I wasn't asking. I'm really confused.
Confused about what?
Goddamnit, you always want the pesky details.
Why, of course. I'm a lawyer. I need details.
Okay, fine.
I'm confused as to why we made out with that macho dancer!
Why did you make out with the macho dancer that made out with me?
Why did we lick his right nipple?
Why did we let him fondle our breasts?
Why did we put his cock in our mouth and took turns putting it inside our pussies?
…your honor?
It's simple. Because we wanted to.
That's the thing. Why did we want to?
Oops. Hang on.
Wait. You don't have a license.
I'll drive.
Exactly.
We don't have the license to commit such. We are not allowed to do such.
Because we are in a relationship. How long have we been together?
Six years.
Remember, in two weeks time, we'll be seven years.
You remember?
Wanda set her wedding date
on the day of our seventh year anniversary.
Oh my god, that crazy sentimental bitch.
Oh my god.
What?
Baby, this is it.
- What? - Seven years.
Seven year itch?
What if this is where it ends?
Couples break up on their seventh year.
Baby, do you mean you kissed that man because you're sick of me?
No!
See my favorite shoes?
Even if it's old and worn-out, I don't get sick of it because if I like something,
I like it forever.
Besides, I didn't kiss him.
He kissed me first. I just returned the favor.
Okay, fine.
Baby, you didn't return anything. It wasn't any kind of reaction.
You know what that was?
We just played around a little bit.
That means this is definitely it.
We're beginning to want other people?
Baby, I don't want to!
Besides, I’m so in love with you!
I'm so in love.
Hang on a minute.
Wait, wait.
Relax. Okay? This doesn't mean we'll break-up.
No! Okay?
Let's just say that what we're going through is just a phase.
Okay? We just miss dick.
And, at the same time, let's consider this, a cheat day!
- Cheat day? - Yeah!
It's not a cheat day. We're not cheating.
We had sex with someone else but we did it together.
We shared a meal. So what?
Did you not enjoy it?
It had no business feeling as good as it did.
Baby, remember the forbidden fruit.
The more you're deprived of it, the more you want it.
But it's wrong.
But no one said it's illegal.
Ew.
Let's just go.
Ready?
Your seatbelt, baby.
Cheat day. Cheat day.
Cheat day.
Felt so good!
Ew!
You loved it when he put it in you!
Gross!
Don't deny it.
Let's go.
Let's do this.
And save. Yes!
Nice.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, Ms. Wanda.
From Rule of Thirds. About your prenup video?
Hello? I'm sorry, the signal is very poor.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Ma'am?
Hello?
Ma'am? I can't hear you. Choppy.
Hello?
- Sounds better. I can hear you. - Right.
I've made all the revisions you requested.
I just wanted to know if you can drop by today because,
we close midday on Fridays.
Oh, sorry about that. I forgot about it.
It slipped my mind because I’m in Thailand right now.
Ah, I can just send you a link. You can just download it.
I wonder if I could just send someone to pay you and pick up the file.
You can put it on a USB.
Ah, you mean flash drive?
Yes, exactly.
Ma'am, I'm sorry but we no longer use flash drives.
It's not included in the package.
Ah, no, I simply can't be relied on when it comes to web links.
It shouldn't be so hard to put it on a flash drive, yeah?
Are you available tomorrow?
Sorry, ma'am, but...
I'm only available on Mondays.
And I'm not sure if I can put your file on a flash drive
because we don't have one in the studio
and I don't have the time to go to the mall.
I have a wedding, a corporate events, JS proms, and…
I'll just send you the link, if that's possible.
After all, that's how everyone does it nowadays.
That's the thing, 'everyone' doesn't include me.
Because I am a goddess!
A goddess!
And goddesses prefer flash drives!
Be ready with it on Monday. I'll send someone,
they'll pay you and you give them the flash drive.
Flash drive! Flash drive!
Hello, ma'am?
Okay. Flash drive.
Flash drive.
Where can I find a flash drive?
Okay. Flash drive.
Flash drive. Flash drive.
Flash drive, come out wherever you are.
Flash drive. Flash drive.
I didn't know this was still here.
Come on.
Hey. I know you.
Bingo.
Okay.
Shit. It's so hard to be cross-eyed.
Okay.
Focus. Focus.
…and save!
Okay.
Yes. For…
For Wanda.
Yes.
Hi bridesmaids!
I need you to pick up the USB— I mean 'flash drive'—
at Rule of Thirds Studio on Monday.
I'll send you the location. Anytime on Monday.
I've deposited the balance in Patricia's account
and the money to deliver the USB—
I mean flash drive— here in Thailand.
Please review the prenup video because your opinion
as a couple is the only thing that matters to me
because most of my friends are good people except for you nitpickers.
Let me know if you liked it, okay?
We’ll send him here in Thailand. He can also handle the wedding.
Though I am not sure because I heard he has an operation. But oh well.
Don't send me any links because I won't know the first thing about it.
If you're not available, remember that as my bridesmaids,
it's your responsibility.
If you're still not available,
just remember all the debts of gratitude
you owe me eversince we met.
I've been your supplier of sanitary pads for the longest time
seeing as you're both such slobs.
Thank you!
Screw you! I couldn't even get a word in!
Bridesmaid...
You know what, babe. I don't see anything wrong with it.
Actually, I think it would be quite challenging.
Polyamourous relations are so tiring.
They're so stressful!
Between the two of us, we're playing tug of war.
What more if we add another person?
Poly-what?
Polyamourous!
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