My Life as a Teenage Robot

whoosh

whoosh

Santa!

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kaboom!

Santa!

whoosh

Santa!

whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh

whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Around the world in 80 seconds, whoo-hoo, not bad, Santa.

Thanks, Mom.

I mean--

Thanks, Mom.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, Jenny.

I'm so grateful.

After my mysterious accident,

I thought I'd have to cancel Christmas.

But thanks to you,

all the presents were delivered in record time.

I gotta hand it to you, Jenn.

I thought you were nuts trying to sit in for Santa.

But you really pulled it off.

I never doubted her for a second.

Well, I couldn't have done it alone.

Want to thank us for our all-important moral support?

Well, I'm ready.

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Actually, I wanted to give some props to my mom.

Thanks to her patented Kringle-chip technology,

nobody noticed the Santa switch.

I don't know, Jenny.

This belly doesn't feel like a bowl full of jelly to me.

Nope, no jelly.

Just a huge haul of milk and cookies.

Yahoo!

chomp, chomp, chomp

Don't fill up on cookies, Tuck.

Because you're all invited to our day-long Christmas feast.

Hooray!

Thanks again, Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

Everything was wonderful.

Thank you, Jennifer.

Come back anytime.

Be good, everyone.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

So, fellas, how you going to spend your day after Christmas?

Same way as everyone else,

taking advantage of all the sales at the mall.

Sales?

Well, XJ9, the Tremerton Mall opens in less than five minutes.

So, as a reward for a job well done,

take this credit card and--

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Have fun.

Doggone it, Tuck. You're weighing us down.

vroom

Well, guys, we made it.

Where should we go first?

Toys, toys, toys!

I hear the Gadget Shack is having a sale on widgets.

Toys!

I could pick up a few more black vests at Fashion Fair.

Toys!

I want to try out that new lilac-scented motor oil.

Toys!

How about you, Tuck?

Is there any particular store you'd like to visit first?

Hmm, well, I could use some new socks and underwear.

Or we could go to...

Toys!!

All right, this is it.

I'm going in.

Bonsai!

Well, there goes Tuck's college money.

Wow, what a mob. It's survival of the craziest.

Oh, what's the use?

I never get what I want for Christmas.

So why should the day after be any different?

Aw, the poor tyke.

He should have gotten something from Santa last night.

I could have sworn I followed the nice list to the letter.

Maybe I moved too quickly and missed a worthy child.

Hey!

bonk, bonk, bonk, clunk, clunk, clunk

Jenny, some beef-head tossed me out of the action figure bin.

You gotta get me back in there.

Not to worry, Tuck.

Alley-oop.

Hold on tight.

Excuse me.

Pardon me. Coming through.

Oh, my.

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whoosh

Thanks, Jenny. You're the best.

That was amazing.

What about you?

Do you see anything you want?

Oh, my, yes.

Now, remember, this is only temporary.

Kid, what are you doing?

Jenny's not a toy.

Come on, Brad.

If Santa did skip Todd Sweeney's house this year,

the least I can do is give him one day

to play with a giant robot action figure.

Well...

Jenny knows what she's doing, Brad.

I trust her judgment implicitly.

A limo?

I didn't figure you for a rich kid, Todd.

Money can't buy happiness.

It's clichéd but true.

Well, you're living, frowning proof of that.

No wonder Todd is so miserable: no toys, no playmates.

Poor little rich kid.

clunk

What the--

Now you are my slave.

You must do my every bidding.

Sure thing.

I mean, yes, master.

Come, my robotic minion.

Yes, master.

This way, robot slave.

Yes, master.

Todd, I thought you said you never get any presents.

I said I never get what I want.

On every holiday, I'm showered with gifts,

but I never get the most important gift of all.

sniff

Love?

No, weapons.

Wha?

But it no longer matters,

for now I possess the ultimate weapon: you.

meow

zap

clank

What the--

clank

What happened?

I am so out of here.

Oh, pardon me, sir.

I really must be leaving.

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clamp

clank

slam, slam, slam, slam

This is crazy.

I've got to get out of here.

Hey, I'll take Santa's way out.

Master Todd, the robot girl has escaped.

Yes, she's quite the dynamo.

But that's why we acquired her, isn't it, Skeeves?

Don't worry.

She'll be back.

Boy, am I glad that's over with.

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bump, bump, bump

Hey, everybody.

What's with all the gifts the day after Christmas?

Well, happy holidays to you too.

Hi, Mr. Mailman.

Bleh!

I guess he's still stressed from the holiday rush.

Hey, Tommy, how's the snow shoveling biz?

Aahh!

That bad, huh?

Hey, Tuck, did you buy that sled at the sale today?

Daahh!

What the heck is wrong?

Has everyone turned into Scrooge?

splat

All right, who threw that?

Brad?

Wolverines, attack!

splat, splat

Keep it up, gang.