Kuku Mathur Ki Jhand Ho Gayi

"Like buds we are, naive kids."

"Naughty we got, when knickers kicked in."

"Of same colour, our knickers are."

"Man, my buddy you are."

"Like buds we are, naive kids."

"Naughty we got, when knickers kicked in."

"Of same colour, our knickers are."

"Man, my buddy you are."

"Up on the shoulders, into the ears.."

"In by-lanes and closed stores.."

"We took a leak as we pleased."

"Toilets are something never we leased."

"Up on the shoulders, into the ears.."

"In by-lanes and closed stores.."

"We took a leak as we pleased."

"Shooed we were by the people displeased."

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

"My broken buttons, you stitch."

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

"Drunk I get, when you drink."

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

"Man, what is this that you have done!"

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

"Chaos is when this world laughs."

"As we came of age, we started chasing girls..."

"Now we use oil, little is the gel left in the hair.."

"The thrashing we got from our parents ruined our picture.."

"Now we look like riddles, people try to diddle us."

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

"Shoes you are, I am your lace."

Tomatoes, radish, round gourd.

A new cover for the fridge.

'Aunt Richa taunts, I'm the female in my family.'

'I care a damn.'

'I'm a better cook than her.'

'I can boost, I am better than most.'

'Last Holi, I made ladyfinger chips.'

'Everyone in the vicinity still remembers its taste.'

'It's my childhood dream..'

'That I own a restaurant.'

'The one that belongs to me.'

'Somewhere in near future.'

'But there's still time for that.'

'First I need to clear high school.'

'Do you always end up denting your car?'

'Do you keep getting demoted at work?'

'Does your wife cheat on you?'

'Do you keep flunking your exams? No problem.'

'Seek our sage's blessings. Hot and fresh.'

'A blessing as hot and fresh as a home-cooked meal.'

'And now watch, The Food Treasure.'

Kuku.. - Yes, papa?

When are you getting your results?

It will take another day or two. - Why?

Papers are getting checked in Chennai.

Chennai!

They are hard markers.

But mom, I had prepared so well for them.

It's hard marking.

That's why you scored such marks.

Then everyone must've scored similarly.

Of course! Will I lie to you?

Come with me. Stop crying and drink some water. Come on.

Here, Rs. 20.

Rs. 20? It's Rs. 40. - How?

You have two kids.

So? - So, can't you read?

Public student, Rs. 20. Government student, Rs. 10.

Free for failures.

So, one of my sons failed.

Failed? How? How much did he score? - 85.

And this one? - 37.

F-37 means passed.

For me 37 means failed.

How? Give me Rs. 20. - He has failed.

What are you staring at? Let's go.

Give me Rs. 20! - He has failed! Let's go!

Loser! He'll always be a failure! Nonsense!

Leave your footwear outside! The carpet's new!

Can't you see! You are just barging inside!

We've taken them off.

We're here to check the results.

Did you check out the queue?

Can't we skip the queue?

"Can't we skip the queue?!"

"You think you are entering your own wedding?"

'This man can sell sand to desert dweller and ice to an Eskimo."

He is my best friend. His name is Ronnie Gulati.

Yogesh, Kuku.. - So?

He doesn't have a mother.

He's a motherless child. What are you saying?

He is always worried.

This poor soul does all the household chores.

He cooks for his younger sister. He looks after her.

Do you want him to wait in the queue?

Shouldn't he rather go take care of his house?

Think before you speak.

Okay. Fine. - Show the results.

Come with me, Kuku.

Move. What's this commotion? - Come with me.

Move. It's so hot..

Sit on his lap, and he'll show the results.

Move aside, Raju.

Excuse me. Yogesh..

Please move back a little.

So, public or government? - Public.

Okay. Number?

15,419 dollar. - Dollar?

Helps remember the number.

Okay. And yours?

Add one.

15420?

15420.

"Grandpa's Grandson!"

You always seek sympathy over my dead mother.

It gets the job done.

Here you go..

89!

90!

89! - 89!

So? - 90!

Let's go! Party time!

Pay up! - Let's go! 90!

89! - 90!

Party!

90!

90%!

90%!

90%!

Kuku got 90%...!

Papers must've leaked!

'I've been getting tutored by Seema since the last 7 years.'

'But the real reason is Mitali.'

'She stays across the street.'

'I'm 5.10".'

'And she's 5.9".'

'Our heights match, Ronnie says.'

Mitali. - Yes mom.

'Mitali's mom, Malti.'

'They are well-known in our vicinity.'

'People gossip about them.'

'They take a lot of lifts.'

'But only from big shots.'

'But that's not true.'

'It's all rubbish!'

'One day, I too will give her a lift.'

'And I know..'

'Mitali won't refuse it.'

What are you doing? Let's go.

Nothing. Let's go.

My cousin too has it. In that he runs like this.

Where's the community centre?

The community centre? - We are new here. We don't know.

What..? - Grandpa says, first rule in business

Never waste time on something that won't give any return.

Let's go.

This is a shoe.

Now tell me what is this? - Sole.

Not a sole. Ordinary shoes have sole.

This contains a shocker.

Big cars have shocker, so that they don't get shock.

So that their outer beauty remains intact.

That's why this too contains a shocker.

So this shoe can never get damaged.

So, should I prepare the bill?

Let me tell you something special about it.

Its' design too is amazing.

Superb!

The air flows in from here and flows out from here itself!

Cross-ventilation. - Exactly!

Check it out!

Uncle, isn't the tick the other way around?

You are look at it in the wrong way. Here, now it is straight.

When you walk wearing this, it will be straight. Right?

Just like an aeroplane.

Great! Let me see.

Are they original?

Tony! - No! He's joking!

What kind of a joke is this?!

You mean, I've a warehouse full of shoes..

And I keep stamping shoes with Nicky logos and selling them stealthily?

No, uncle. Sorry, uncle. - He was joking.

He doesn't know. - It's okay.

How much does it cost?

Rs. 1550, only for you.

How much will you sell it for? - 1550.

Discount?

One rupee. 1549..

So, should I prepare the bill?

Should I buy them? - Buy them.

Prepare the bill. - Wonderful.

God bless you. Tony! - Yes.

There's a Tony here and a Tony there as well.

I'm not talking to you.

You've started lying a lot.

Why did I lie to you?

Don't you work in a sari shop?

Yes. So what?

It's been months..

You didn't send a sari for me.